Rae Earl Quotes

#1. Desire to be thin grows bigger and bigger. As does my appetite. - Author: Rae Earl

#2. And it makes you think. Even things that have been the same for years and years can change. Maybe I can change. I can bring my own wall down, and let people in. - Author: Rae Earl

#3. Bloody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself - Author: Rae Earl

#4. There is never just one bitch in a fat, mad girl's life. - Author: Rae Earl

#5. Some people are doing Ouija boards at school but I'm not touching that shit. Knowing my luck, bloody Jack the Ripper would try to get in touch. - Author: Rae Earl

#6. ... but how come I can give advice and cheer up other people, but I can't do that with my own life. I don't understand it. - Author: Rae Earl

#7. What is it about men in dinner jackets?! Black tie makes even the most geeky bloke look gorgeous, and as for the already good-looking ones - well, it sends them into sex appeal overdrive, and they know it. - Author: Rae Earl

#8. I want to be loved. Oh, it's SO CORNY, isn't it?! But I just want to be loved by a bloke that loves ME! I want to feel special, you know. I almost feel guilty for feeling it. - Author: Rae Earl

#9. I love being with people and hate being disliked. It's a mass thing ... but I want a special kind of relationship with one person too.
I just can't seem to have both - Author: Rae Earl

#10. The point is- who is mad and who isn't? - Author: Rae Earl

#11. I wish I was Rapunzel
Letting down her hair
But at the bottom of my tower
There's nobody stood there.
No prince to carry me off to the sunset ...
The reason why of course,
I don't look like his princess,
I look like his horse. - Author: Rae Earl

#12. So eventually I instantly backed down and apologised for NOTHING. She was instantly fine - surprise, surprise. - Author: Rae Earl

#13. A levels are approaching and Haddock's backside is a national treasure - Author: Rae Earl

#14. And once you are that fat, the 'fuck-it-factor; comes into play. The fuck-it factor means that you know (even the most basic grasp of nutrition) it will take ages to lose your excess weight, so you might as well get an easy lay by sticking half a packet of Hula Hoops into a tub of cheese spread. - Author: Rae Earl

#15. You can spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself. You don't deserve it. - Author: Rae Earl

#16. ME LIKE THE MAGNET
Men I like, I repel
Like a magnet do
So if I'm nasty
Then you know
I probably fancy you.
"It's defence," the shrinks would say.
"It's protects against a fall."
It's impenetrable this fence of mine
It's like the Berlin Wall. - Author: Rae Earl

#17. Sometimes it feels like everything is going wrong. Even with the things that are wrong already. - Author: Rae Earl

#18. I'm so NUMB. I just don't care, it seems-but I must do. This is all going to sound totally incoherent. I'm that bunged up, but totally empty. I think my worries about who I am have reached a head.
I mean who is Rae Earl?
I think I know myself, but then other people say things. - Author: Rae Earl

#19. Stop thinking that other people are going to come and save you. You gotta save yourself. - Author: Rae Earl

#20. I need to do SOMETHING to make ME feel better about ME. - Author: Rae Earl

#21. I can be such a horrible person sometimes. But I think we all are underneath. Sometimes. I only say bad things here. Never to people's faces. I've had that much crap said to me I don't want anyone sitting in their bedroom feeling shit because of me.
Couldn't live with that. - Author: Rae Earl

#22. There is a new codeword going round school. DFS. It means 'desperate for sex.' It sounds like you are talking about the furniture shop. For the record, I'm certainly DFS. In fact I am permanently shopping in DFS with no hope of getting out of the store. - Author: Rae Earl

#23. I want to save the world but I haven't worked out a way to save myself yet. - Author: Rae Earl

#24. I'm madly in love with a sculpted piece of testosterone wonder called Haddock - Author: Rae Earl

#25. She reckons most of those models eat about one carrot a week, chew cotton wool like race horse jockeys to keep thin, and smoke cigarettes.
Apparently, they all look like crap by the time they are 30, and go out with the 'wrong' sort of men.. - Author: Rae Earl

#26. I just don't get men. Mind you, I don't get me either. - Author: Rae Earl

#27. What would be the best therapy? Punching the evil sod in the knob! [ ... ]
It doesn't undo it though. You'd feel good for a second and then there's just emptiness. It's like bingeing. After the chocolate there's the wrappers. - Author: Rae Earl