Top 100 Life Lemons Quotes
#1. You would do the same for me. He smiled a big toothy smile before he hopped off my car and walked away, leaving me wondering what was up with the guy in the girl jeans and why I couldn't get him off of my mind.
Magan Vernon
#2. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Anonymous
#3. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!
Ron White
#4. If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.
Toronto Star
#5. The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success.
Vivek Wadhwa
#6. When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live.
Teodora Kostova
#7. I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt with her arranged marriage. She transformed those peels, with palm sugar for sweetness and tamarind for tang, into something precious.
Padma Lakshmi
#8. When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice!
Anonymous
#9. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.
Brandi Glanville
#12. When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
Grace Helbig
#13. When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!
Suzanne Sweeney
#14. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.
Anthony Paull
#15. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
#16. Quality of Life is simply varying perceptions of desires and outcomes, a grocer wants life to give him lemons. A C Quinn.
A.C. Quinn
#17. What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.
Mariana Zapata
#18. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.
Susie Smith
#19. When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I was lost in his lips- Bentley Evans
Magan Vernon
#20. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!
Reg Dixon
#21. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.
Felicia Day
#22. If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice!
Vince Smith
#23. Isn't that thing a little unsanitary for the workplace?" I pointed to his lip ring.
"I assure you that my lip ring is the last thing you should be worried about." He smiled as he leaned on the counter.
Magan Vernon
#24. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.
Gina Greenlee
#25. When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
Colleen Hoover
#27. When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.
Keydia Marie
#28. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.
Jon Foreman
#29. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!
Priscilla Glenn
#30. Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ...
King James Gadsden
#31. When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
Angie West
#32. when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life.
Nathan Austin
#33. It's like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.
Kellyn Roth
#34. If life gives you lemons, find the bastard responsible and pelt him/her with the lemons until they stop giving them to you...or eat 'em. Whichever you prefer.
Grea Alexander
#35. When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater.
Scott Adams
#36. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...
Les Edgerton
#37. When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
Nefertiti Faraj
#38. When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?
Ann Brashares
#39. Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#40. If life wanted to hand me lemons
I was not only going to make lemonade,
but I'd use the zest for cookies,
plant seeds for future fruit and turn the rind into compost to grow flowers, all the while giving thanks for lemons.
Bridgette Mongeon
#41. When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE
A.R. Arias
#42. If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail
Dean Cavanagh
#43. When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes
Me
#46. If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
Lance Armstrong
#47. When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!
Dana Page
#49. When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you!
Grace
#51. Bringing my two children up while writing was just a part of life. I'd much rather have had their interruptions than been stuck in a sterile office. This way, I had welcome distractions. I had to load the washing machine, I had to go out and buy lemons.
Deborah Moggach
#52. When life gives you lemons, add vodka.
Denise B.
#53. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?
Henry Rollins
#54. When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.
Nicole Hofmann
#55. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.
Kristin Neff
#56. The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook!
Sharon Geltner
#57. If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.
Gurbaksh Chahal
#58. I think I should be the one thanking you," he whispered
"For what?" I pulled him closer to me.
He pushed the hair out of my face before whispering in my ear, "For saying, screw the lemons.
Magan Vernon
#59. When life gives you lemons you should freeze them and use them to throw at your enemies using some sort of trebuchet.
Jenny Lawson
#60. When life throws you lemons ... grab a bat and swing hard!
Kimberly McKay
#61. The waltz allowed him to get just close enough to her to detect that maddening scent of lemons, and he inhaled it as if it would save his life.
Julia Quinn
#62. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
Ron White
#64. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Cathy Guisewite
#65. When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
Rob Thurman
#66. Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.
Tae Yun Kim
#67. When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.
Anonymous
#68. If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
#69. When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it.
Amanda Kellogg
#70. If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it.
Emma O'Connor
#71. When life gives u lemons, smile, because the apple tree that you have been searching for is a mile or so down that bumpy road.
April Margeson
#72. When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back ... and add a few lemons of your own.
Clara DeLemos
#73. When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.
Behdad Sami
#74. If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.
Kevin Ward
#76. When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges.
Ellen DeGeneres
#77. If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Conan O'Brien
#78. When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
Magan Vernon
#79. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.
John Barnes
#80. When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.
Neshialy S.
#82. If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#83. When life gives you lemons, make chocolate chip cookies and make the whole world wonder what you've been up to.
Carolyn Brown
#84. When actors encounter a mishap during a stage performance,
they transform it for good purpose by employing a technique called,
"use the difficulty." How can you "use the difficulty" in your life?
Gina Greenlee
#85. When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
Anna Lee
#86. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Anonymous
#88. When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on
Jose N. Harris
#89. If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone
John Rzeznik
#90. when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons.
Jake Hamilton
#91. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.
Cardeno C.
#92. When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
Reba McEntire
#93. When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
W.C. Fields
#94. When life gives you lemons ... add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!
Stuart J. Scesney
#95. I was of the "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn't give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff" school of thought.
Cate Tiernan
#96. when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique
Anonymous
#97. When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel!
Breathless
#98. When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss!
Fiola Faelan
#99. when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate
Mei
#100. When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more.
K.L. Kreig
Famous Authors
Popular Topics
Scroll to Top
