Life Lemonade Quotes

#1. When actors encounter a mishap during a stage performance,
they transform it for good purpose by employing a technique called,
"use the difficulty." How can you "use the difficulty" in your life?

Gina Greenlee

#2. You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don't need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

Greg Behrendt

#3. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Kristin Neff

#4. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

#5. If life hands you a lemon, don't complain, but instead make lemonade to sell those who are thirsty from complaining.

Napoleon Hill

#6. When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Rob Thurman

#7. There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.

Gena Showalter

#8. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.

John Barnes

#9. When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

Neshialy S.

#10. If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#11. If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.

Joan Collins

#12. When life gives you a lemon, it's time for a Cowgirl's Prayer." This was one of her favorite alcoholic concoctions of tequila, lime juice and lemonade.

Brenda Bevan Remmes

#13. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Anonymous

#14. When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade.

W. Clement Stone

#15. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.

Cardeno C.

#16. When Life Hands You Lemonds Make Lemonade

Na

#17. I was of the "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn't give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff" school of thought.

Cate Tiernan

#18. When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more.

K.L. Kreig

#19. war. But I had a good uncle named Alex, who said, when life was most agreeable - and it could be just a pitcher of lemonade in the shade - he would say, "If this isn't nice, what is?

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#20. If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ...

Ron White

#21. Unless life hands you sugar and water... Your lemonade is going to suck.

Anonymous

#22. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

Gina Greenlee

#23. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

Ron White

#24. If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.

Toronto Star

#25. The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success.

Vivek Wadhwa

#26. When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice!

Anonymous

#27. I so connected to symbolically being able to turn lead into gold. My grandmother used to say, "Life give you a lemon, you go ahead and make lemonade." To me, that's alchemy.

Will Smith

#28. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

#29. when life gives you lemonade, add vodka.

Cassandra Clare

#30. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.

Susie Smith

#31. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!

Reg Dixon

#32. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

#33. Our happiness is certainly mixed in with the tragedies of life. You have to find the lemonade. You have to find the silver lining in the middle of everything that happens in life.

Chandra Wilson

#34. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

#35. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!

Priscilla Glenn

#36. Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ...

King James Gadsden

#37. It's like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

Kellyn Roth

#38. Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade will suck. - A realist.

R.K. Lilley

#39. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...

Les Edgerton

#40. Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#41. Back the, my life was mostly pieces-tire swings and lemonade, dogwood petals drifting down and going brown in the grass. Cotton dresses, bedsheets flapping on the line. An acre of front porch. A year of hopscotch rhymes.

Brenna Yovanoff

#42. If life wanted to hand me lemons
I was not only going to make lemonade,
but I'd use the zest for cookies,
plant seeds for future fruit and turn the rind into compost to grow flowers, all the while giving thanks for lemons.

Bridgette Mongeon