Lemonade From Life S Lemons Quotes

#1. When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

Neshialy S.

#2. If life wanted to hand me lemons
I was not only going to make lemonade,
but I'd use the zest for cookies,
plant seeds for future fruit and turn the rind into compost to grow flowers, all the while giving thanks for lemons.

Bridgette Mongeon

#3. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Kristin Neff

#4. It was a woman
as pale and luminescent as a ghost, with swirling white hair. Ezra startled, dropping his pencil into the water. Her face snapped toward him. Her eyes were too large, clear green, and had horizontal, slit-shaped pupils, reminiscent of an octopus.

Elizabeth Fama

#5. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

#6. When life gives you lemons ... You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Rob Thurman

#7. Everyone doubts themselves. It's just a matter of admitting it or not.

Henry Cavill

#8. All good art has contained both abstract and surrealist elements, just as it has contained both classical and romantic elements - order and surprise, intellect and imagination, conscious and unconscious. BOTH SIDES of the artist's personality must play their part.

Henry Moore

#9. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.

John Barnes

#10. I don't think of literature as an end in itself. It's just a way of communicating something.

Isabel Allende

#11. If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#12. When actors encounter a mishap during a stage performance,
they transform it for good purpose by employing a technique called,
"use the difficulty." How can you "use the difficulty" in your life?

Gina Greenlee

#13. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Anonymous

#14. Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.

Cardeno C.

#15. I was of the "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn't give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff" school of thought.

Cate Tiernan

#16. When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more.

K.L. Kreig

#17. If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ...

Ron White

#18. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.

Gina Greenlee

#19. I didn't like the eight hour job. I didn't even like the four hour job, even though I couldn't get one.

Charles Bukowski

#20. If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.

Toronto Star

#21. The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success.

Vivek Wadhwa

#22. When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice!

Anonymous

#23. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

#24. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.

Susie Smith

#25. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!

Reg Dixon

#26. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

#27. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!

Ron White

#28. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

#29. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!

Priscilla Glenn

#30. Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ...

King James Gadsden

#31. It's like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

Kellyn Roth

#32. A written discourse on any subject is bound to contain much that is fanciful.

Plato

#33. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...

Les Edgerton

#34. Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise.

Jennifer L. Armentrout