If You're Offended Quotes

#1. I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic

Bill Hicks

#2. If you're offended, it's your problem.

Salman Rushdie

#3. If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

Doug Stanhope

#4. I do not get offended if you insult me, laugh at me or even make fun of me. I am offended when you do so to my dreams.

Sameh Elsayed

#5. The Bible says that the Cross offends. If you are offended, I am doing my job. If you are attracted to Christ, the Spirit is doing his work. - Bruce Barnes

Tim LaHaye

#6. If you realize that other people put you down because of their own insecurities, unhappiness and jealousy, you understand that there's no need to be offended. Because it's not really about you, but about them.

Jeanette Coron

#7. Don't change your mind just because people are offended; change your mind if you're wrong.

Criss Jami

#8. If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it.

Eminem

#9. People will hate you for speaking the truth, but you've gotta learn to stand up to them, so don't be offended if I say something you don't like.

Eminem

#10. If someone has offended you, start sowing forgiveness. You may need some yourself someday.

Joyce Meyer

#11. You really can't be a good artist if you can't say what you really feel. And people may be offended, but, you know, that's how you feel, and that is your right, and that is your gift as well.

Alice Walker

#12. If someone corrects you, and you feel offended, then you have an ego problem.

Nouman Ali Khan

#13. Fellows come in and tell the most extraordinarily gross stories - so gross that they will positively give you a pain. And yet they'd be offended if you suggested that they weren't the sort of person you could trust your wife alone with.

Ford Madox Ford

#14. I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

Sarah Silverman

#15. Your anger will cool into hardened passionate insight if you wait a day. Most of the things that make me angry I let them sit. The heat that remains will be sufficient. The stuff that evaporates is the stuff that would have simply offended or made it histrionic.

Keith Olbermann

#16. I will only be offended if you refuse to kiss me again, as then I'll be convinced I'm a failure at it.

Eve Edwards

#17. If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

Tucker Max

#18. In civilized societies, if you are offended by a cartoon, you do not burn flags, take up guns and raid buildings, chant death to your opponents, or threaten suicide bombings. You write a letter to the editor.

Michelle Malkin

#19. The way to stop political correctness is to not do it. If someone says, You offended me then you say I don't care! If they're offended by the truth, that's their issue!

Brad Stine

#20. You certainly would not ask anyone else to do something so psychotic. And if you did I would be highly offended.

Tarryn Fisher

#21. In America today, if your sensibilities are offended by something that has happened, you get an enormous amount of credibility and are taken very seriously.

Brit Hume

#22. If you take the the insults of your fellow human beings personally, you will be offended for the rest of your life.

Deepak Chopra

#23. If a person begins by telling you, 'Do not be offended at what I am going to say,' prepare yourself for something that she knows will certainly offend you.

Eliza Leslie

#24. Don't be offended if you encounter some good-natured ribbing; the idea of
writing a novel in a month deserves to be laughed at.

Chris Baty

#25. If someone has offended you, insulted you, or disappointed you, let it go! If you are remembering all the ways you have been hurt or forgotten, let it go! Ask yourself, what good does it do for me to hold on to this?

Iyanla Vanzant

#26. I was glad nobody had noticed.I might have been offended if my uncle had punched me in the shoulder and said something inane like, "so you're a man now.

Mike Mullin

#27. As a witness of the Savior, I exhort you to forgive any you feel may have offended you. If there is transgression, repent of it, that the Master may heal you.

Richard G. Scott

#28. Well!" the woman cried, offended. "See if I ever come to visit Genovia!" "No one wants you there," Lars informed her

Meg Cabot

#29. If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Sarah Silverman

#30. If you can't participate in someone else's good fortune and show them love. How can you get offended when they don't partake in yours. Good fortunes are made to be enjoyed. Like a old wise pimp will say "Don't hate, participate.

J. Wrice Sr.

#31. You can call us rednecks if you want. We're not offended, 'cause we know what we're all about. We get up and go to work, we get up and go to church, and we get up and go to war when necessary.

Jeff Foxworthy

#32. If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear.

William Shakespeare

#33. Feminists often pretend to be angry and offended in order to win debates or, I should say, prevent debates from ever happening. If you can act angry and offended, especially on a college campus, you can shut down the other side using a speech code.

Mike Adams

#34. If we shadows have offended,
Know but this and all is mended.
That you have but slumbered here,
While these visions did appear,
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding, but a dream.

William Shakespeare

#35. Life is flying by. You don't have time to waste another minute being negative, offended or bitter. If someone did you wrong, get over it and move forward.

Joel Osteen

#36. If you don't get offended by somebody scoring on you then I don't know what to tell you. That is like somebody breaking into your house and just taking your video game out of your hand and you just let it happen. I know if you do that to me, it ain't going to happen. I love my Xbox.

J. R. Smith

#37. Don't you find it odd," she continued, "that when you're a kid, everyone, all the world, encourages you to follow your dreams. But when you're older, somehow they act offended if you even try.

Ethan Hawke

#38. You have no idea how badly I've wanted to freak out a few humans."(Andrew)
"I'm not sure if I should be offended by that or not," Kat mumbled.
He winked. "You're not too human anymore.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#39. If you are not offending people who ought to be offended, you're doing something wrong.

Noam Chomsky

#40. If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

Doug Stanhope

#41. I don't want people to be inspired or offended by what I do. If you determine your behavior by what [other people] want, you're screwed.

Tim Robbins

#42. Kevin didn't care who he offended and kept his eyes on Dan. "If you'll actually get the ball to us, we can do something with it." Matt looked at Andrew. "One of these days you have to let me hit him." Andrew

Nora Sakavic

#43. When you open your mouth, listeners are offended. When you close your mouth, the expectant are offended. If a person seeks misdoing from you they will find it regardless of whether or not you deliver.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#44. When it comes to ideas - and religions are, among other things, ideas - there is no right not to be offended ... In fact, if you need laws ... to protect your faith, maybe your faith is weak.

Katha Pollitt

#45. If you have to say "no offense" to someone, you have already offended them.

Meg Cabot

#46. This book contains a lot of "bad" words. So if you are easily offended, go fuck yourself.

Oliver Markus

#47. Asking your friend to be a bridesmaid is one of the modern paradoxes: no one actually wants to do it, but everyone would be offended if you didn't ask.

Mindy Kaling

#48. The English take everything with an exquisite sense of humour. They are only offended if you tell them that they have no sense of humour.

George Mikes

#49. You could help me by shutting up, Eddie said, and the grill spoke no more. He found himself wondering if he had offended it, then wondered if perhaps he should kill himself and spare the world a problem.

Stephen King