Top 100 I Can't Even Quotes
#1. I can't even take a stroll through a park. As soon as women see my face they start gathering up their children and running for home.
Timothy Carey
#2. I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown.
Duff Goldman
#3. Stand us against a wall and shoot us, well and good, you are victors. But why should I be brought before a Tribunal like a c-c-c- ... I can't even get the word out!
Robert Ley
#4. I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.
Anthony Jeselnik
#5. Of course, I have the emotional ups and downs of pregnancy, like crying jags for no reason and then the next day I can't even remember what I was crying about!
Jodie Sweetin
#6. I want the ocean right now. I want the ocean right now. I get so jealous that I can't even work.
Tegan Quin
#7. My beacon is gone and I'm drowning now. The storm is all around me and I can't even save myself. I don't even know if I want to.
She's gone.
David Levithan
#8. It's strange, people have asked me what my schedule is and what is my process like, and I can't even answer it.
Adam Rapp
#9. I am gagged and imprisoned. I can't even speak. I want to kick a football in a park with my son. Ordinary, banal life: my impossible dream.
Salman Rushdie
#10. I can't eat beans - all beans. I think because I'm half Cuban. So growing up, we were always eating black beans and rice, and I think I just said, 'Enough with it,' and I can't even stand to taste it anymore.
Ryan Lochte
#11. Talk about divine intervention. I can't even tell you how blessed I feel.
Khandi Alexander
#12. I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
Gilbert Gottfried
#13. This wasn't shit creek. This wasn't no paddle. This was shit ocean. This was I can't even see land.
Brent Weeks
#14. Misa: I can't even imagine a world without light!
L: Well yes, that would be quite dark.
Takeshi Obata
#15. My freestyling ability is nonexistent. I can't even write a verse if I tried to sit anywhere and write one. Being a good rapper is hard to do. I'm a good Rapaport, but that's about it.
Michael Rapaport
#16. What the heck. He'd gone this far, might as well go for broke. He slid his fingers along the curve of her cheek, relishing the softness of her skin.
"I haven't felt so happy in... I can't even remember
Denise Hunter
#17. It still hasn't kicked in yet. I haven't had a second to think about it. And I don't physically have the Grammy! So I can't even look at it!
Meghan Trainor
#18. But bread is different. I come from Czechoslovakia, where we eat lots of it, so it's hard to say no. I can't even have one piece, because when I start, I don't stop.
Daniela Pestova
#19. If I can't even accurately judge the people closest to me, then I can't trust anyone. Ever. I hate them for taking that away from me. Now, no matter who comes into my life after this, I'll always be skeptical.
Colleen Hoover
#20. I believe in white knights, but the only knight in this story is me. No one saved me. I've fallen so far that I can't even see the way out anymore. I'm at the bottom of Hell and I found you.
H.M. Ward
#21. Javi is the poison I drink so willingly because nothing else has ever tasted so sweet. He is everything. The light and the dark. The solace and the pain. The torment and the peace. And I can't imagine not having him here with me. I can't even consider it.
A. Zavarelli
#22. I am," I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
"I am," I cried
"I am," said I
And I am lost, and I can't even say why
Leavin' me lonely still
Neil Diamond
#23. I'm just like any other regular mum; cooking, cleaning, wiping butts, picking up after kids, being a wife and helping the kids with their homework. Mind you, I'm terrible at maths. I can't even do my six-year-old's maths homework with her.
Gwyneth Paltrow
#24. What kind of husband am I gonna be if I can't even hold my wife's hand?
... but I realized I may not have hands to hold my wife's hand, but when the time comes, I'll be able to hold her heart. I don't need hands to hold her heart.
Nick Vujicic
#25. I have a 13-year-old daughter who rents these bloody horror movies, and I can't even walk into the room when she's watching them with her friends.
Brad Dourif
#26. I can't even hear what I'm thinking most of the time. My brain's noisy.
Jodi Lynn Anderson
#27. To me, real comedy comes out of behavior. It's the choices you make as an actor. It's never about, "I want to do a comedy script." I can't think of it that way. And besides, some of those movies, those comedy movies, I can't even watch them.
Robert Duvall
#28. I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even stick a stamp on an envelope straight. And I'm always dialling the wrong number. But I have come up with a few original cocktails that people seem to like.
Haruki Murakami
#29. Man I can't even count all of these hundreds Duffle bag every time I go to SunTrust
Nicki Minaj
#30. Who wants that? I'd rather choose to fall in love and be hurt. Sometimes I can't even sleep because I love someone too much. And there's always sadness in our lives. It's that sad feeling that keeps us going. - Usagi/Sailor Moon
Naoko Takeuchi
#31. I can't even think of a word strong enough to describe him. Apparently I need to expand my vocabulary. Caleb
Veronica Roth
#32. They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
Dave Chappelle
#33. Oprah is rich; Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out of a ... window and slit his throat on the way down saying, 'I can't even put gas in my plane!'
Chris Rock
#34. Most of these men's lives were so tortured that I enjoyed reading about them, thinking, well, I am in hell too and I can't even write music.
Charles Bukowski
#35. To be still standing 20 years in this business is a great feeling, I can't even tell you.
Blair Underwood
#36. I'm busy saving everybody else when I can't even save myself
Rajesh
#37. God made the world in 6 days. I can't even remember what I did last week.
Brian L. Tucker
#38. Oh my God, I am such a liar. And I can't even leave it at just one lie, either. Oh, no. I have to pile it on. I am sick, I tell you. Sick.
Meg Cabot
#39. I'm such a goody two-shoes, I don't even taste the fruit at the grocery store. Like oh, are these grapes good? I can't even do that. I'm that much of a rule-follower.
Laura Benanti
#40. She scolded him with fire in her eyes, feeling where he was going, feeling as if she was stabbed in the heart. I wasn't saying it was bad. Different doesn't mean bad. In fact, I think you are so ... beautiful! What you say ... it makes sense to me in ways I can't even understand.
Darryl Steven Markowitz
#41. Christina Aguilera has her own style, so good on her. I don't think anyone's every told her to put on some leather chaps and get her noonie out. She's an amazing singer but a lot of her music I can't even hear.
Amy Winehouse
#42. Afew classrooms in our school have bathrooms right in them, but I can't even use those, because every little sound you make is broadcast to the whole room
Anonymous
#43. I can't even begin to explain how important it is to all the people who have been involved in our program, and built it to where it is today. I can't believe we won. I can't believe we have the gold medal.
Lauren Jackson
#44. I love you. I've never met anyone that affects me the way you do. I feel like I could conguer the world, bench press a bus, and run a marathon when I'm with you. You make me feel alive and so happy I can't even think straight.
Marie Coulson
#45. The kids that are making the ghetto stuff I can't even reach are the ones that are inspiring me to play music for the other kids in the city they don't even know about. If I don't get those kids making music, there won't be an original kid DJing like me in five to 10 years.
Diplo
#47. When I read the Bible, I see that we should have victory in our life and be overcomers, and I can't even control my temper. I'm impatient. I'm hard to get along with. I'm selfish and self-centered, and I don't seem to have any control over it.
Joyce Meyer
#48. You asked if I loved her?
I can't even whisper her name, my heart would burst out of my chest.
Ahmad Ardalan
#49. Do you write novels?" I said.
"Novels, Lord no," she said. "I can't even stay married.
Pam Houston
#50. My mouth goes dry. No factions? A world in which no one knows who they are or where they fit? I can't even fathom it. I imagine only chaos and isolation.'
Tris p. 110
Veronica Roth
#51. My culinary skills are terrible. I can't even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I wouldn't even inflict that on anyone else.
Drew Barrymore
#52. God, I'm such a lazy writer - I can't even think up new names.
Dennis Potter
#53. My whole written history is one big lie! I mean, I can't even believe my history.
Dennis Hopper
#54. I don't know how people can fake whole relationships ... I can't even fake a hello to somebody I don't like
Ziad K. Abdelnour
#55. In fact, I can't even tell if I'm breathing. That's number one on the "How do I know if I'm alive?" checklist.
Rick Yancey
#56. Every morning I wake up, I can't even wait to go and see what life can I change today. It doesn't have to be a lot of lives, but I can change one life a little bit here, a little bit there, and I hope that everything I create, people know that.
Suze Orman
#57. I can't even describe to anybody what it feels like to have my naked body shot across the world like a news flash against my will. It just makes me feel like a piece of meat that's being passed around for profit.
Jennifer Lawrence
#59. Writing is a solitary experience. I'm extremely superstitious. If I talk about the book or name the title out loud before finishing, I feel the energy I need to write will be drained. It's so intimate, I can't even share it with my wife.
Paulo Coelho
#60. I used to wear heels because I wanted to show people I wasn't ashamed of being tall. But I don't wear them any more because you don't have to wear heels to be beautiful. I can't even remember the last time I wore heels.
Elle Macpherson
#61. I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag myself out of my room. And while I'd be able to muster the strength to roundhouse Fang until he begged for MERCY, I'de be mush around an Eraser.
James Patterson
#62. I'm not a method actor. I can't even explain so much what I do.
Carice Van Houten
#63. I can't even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
Jenny McCarthy
#64. I just want to make sure that he treats you right! I can't let my little girl get hurt!"
" ... I can't even tell if you're joking or not.
August Westman
#65. I want to hate you, but I can't even stay mad at you. (Jericho)
You know, I think you're more in need of lessons on how to seduce than I am. Why don't you call me fat and ugly while you're at it? (Delphine)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#66. I work for a secret organization called The Seductors that specializes in gaining certain objects or pieces of information for our clients. Of course, to seduce a target, you only need one thing: sex.
My name is Jade. I'm a Seductor, and I can't even explain to you how much I love my job.
B.L. Wilde
#67. They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!
Bud Abbott
#68. I learned then that my competitiveness is so strong I can't even control it.
Choi Minho
#69. I'm a complete technophobe. I can't even email.
Antony Sher
#70. Mine has been a life of much shame. I can't even guess myself what it must be to live the life of a human being.
Osamu Dazai
#71. The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I don't even have a high school diploma. I'm smart, but you can't prove it on paper.
Ron White
#72. Who am I to decide if he is worth my love or not when I can't even...
Pushpa Rana
#73. Once, last year, I started going through my sins and Father Stephen said, "Oh, it's you, Josie."
Can you believe it? He recognised me by my sins. I'm so boring that I can't even change my sins from term to term.
Melina Marchetta
#74. I can't even tell you how good it felt to see him. It felt even better when he reached through the metal grate, wrapped his fingers around the front of my shirt, dragged me forward, and kissed me through the bars.
"Sorry" he said-only not looking to sorry, if you know what I mean.
Meg Cabot
#75. You are so inconvenient to my existence. That I can't even stand to look at you. I look at myself in the mirror. And you stare back. You are me and I am you. This inconvenient existence. One living, the other dying. You consume my existence. And I let you. 'Cause I love you.
Abria Mattina
#76. I'm on Twitter a lot of the day because I really like Twitter. It's great for jokes. But when I'm writing, I can't do anything else. I can't even listen to music. I just have to write, and then I can do something else. I can't multitask.
Mallory Ortberg
#77. I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. I can't even remain in the same room with coffee.
Mark Helprin
#78. I'd never, ever do anything that would hurt you. That I promise. I'm so happy that we are together right now, I can't even tell you.
L.M. Trio
#79. I can't even dial one phone number right away. But you strained your own body to go and see them. I was surprised. The frightened little me had always wondered how to swim through the vast ocean, but you didn't even want a ship. You wanted wings. I thought you were amazing.
Arina Tanemura
#80. Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS!
Sylvester Stallone
#81. I'm so in love with him I can't even think straight. Which is fine since obviously I'm not straight. And neither is he.
Tiffany Reisz
#82. He bent over the back of sofa inside my apartment and removed my panties. With his Teeth.
With his mother-loving teeth! I can't even!
Romance novels, schmomance novels, here's how Wallbanger does it
Alice Clayton
#83. It's just the garbage in/garbage out trick. If you're not taking any fiction in, good or bad, then how can you be spitting any back out (good or bad)? I can't even imagine trying to write without reading. Really, I can hardly write a novel at all if I'm not reading just book after book.
Stephen Graham Jones
#84. I look at you and I feel like my soul is breaking and I can't even function through the pain.
Airicka Phoenix
#85. I would destroy the city if something happened to you. I can't even bear the thought of it.
Anne Mallory
#86. My first-night jitters are so bad, I can't even hold a tea cup, but once I am over that, I get really into it.
Neve McIntosh
#87. When I can't see myself in the mirror, I can't even feel myself, and I begin to wonder if I exist at all.
Jean-Paul Sartre
#88. I can't even tell you how many different shows I would love to guest star on because there's just too many.
Brian Dietzen
#89. I don't think when I'm doing music. Things just happen. I've even taken my clothes off while performing. But then I'm so shy that I can't even take my clothes off in the dressing room, even though it's just the other guys in the band in here with me. It's really weird.
Daron Malakian
#90. I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.
Chris Colfer
#91. Someone should pay for their sins.
I'll show you Awful, humans.
I can't even see what I'm doing. All I know is rage, and panic, and darkness.
Rachel Cohn
#92. I can't even remember not wanting to go to film school.
Danny McBride
#93. I hardly ever watch my own work. I just end up picking myself apart! I can't even stand to hear myself on voicemail. the sound of my own voice is like nails on a chalkboard. The same goes for my records.
Grey DeLisle
#94. I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine.
Brian Clough
#95. Wherever our lives lead us, one thing is certain. You and I will always be connected. You might be able to deny that, but I can't. Even I am not that good a liar.
Jennifer A. Nielsen
#96. I always thought that you having my child was our destiny,bt i can't even vibe with you sexually
Kanye West
#97. I might have things to look forward to again, things I can't even imagine yet.
Meg Wolitzer
#98. I can't even fathom myself from twenty-four hours ago. I was so busy following my rotten little heart, Disney princess-style. I did end up in a palace, so that's cool.
Stefan Bachmann
#99. I'm a shaky traveler, she said. I can't even sleep through a flight, I have to be awake for the crash.
Jill Shalvis
#100. You are my everything, my future, my Lila. I'm in love with you. I'm so in love with you I can't even imagine my life without you. You fill my heart and you make me whole. No one will ever compare to you or the way you make me feel.
K.I. Lynn
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