Humorous Driving Quotes

#1. When I need to know the meaning of a word, I look it up in a dictionary.

William Safire

#2. We've seen the power of the PC, and we've seen that it's unstoppable.

Eckhard Pfeiffer

#3. Well, T Bone's had a remarkable career as a producer since the time that we first worked together. He was dividing his time between recording and producing when we first met, and touring. We toured together and we were great friends.

Elvis Costello

#4. To a zulu, every phone is an iPhone.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#5. In sectors like energy, I haven't been arguing for more spending per se; I've been arguing that it doesn't make sense for us to spend $4 billion subsidizing an oil industry that's mature and very profitable. We should be using that money to finance clean energy of the future.

Barack Obama

#6. If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

Henny Youngman

#7. There are also a number of humans living up there (Canada), and in many ways they have a lifestyle quite similar to ours, including such traditional American activities as driving Japanese cars.

Dave Barry

#8. Don't kill the golden goose.

Malcolm McLaren

#9. Whenever you get a blessing from God, give it back to Him as a love-gift.

Oswald Chambers

#10. I met Rob in Austin, Texas. He was hitchhiking to California and I was driving to California, so it seemed like a perfect match. He had long blond hair and blue eyes and golden skin and so did I. It was like falling in love with myself.

Lorena Cassady

#11. And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the morning and get it out of the way. Then go driving while the visibility is still good.

George Carlin

#12. I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.

Theodore Hesburgh

#13. Nevertheless, the human brain, which survives by hoping from one second to another, will always endeavor to put off the moment of truth. Moist

Terry Pratchett

#14. I did a lot of theater growing up, and in college I was in the musical 'Chicago.'

Sarah Shahi

#15. Growing up I never imagined a little girl from a border town could one day become a governor. But this is America. In America algo es possible.

Susana Martinez

#16. Read a poem at a time, or two, or all, but give them time to sink into your heart. Read them again, read a portion, and stop and ponder. Visualize. Take it slow; let the poem show you what lies in your own heart. Let it fuel the words from within.

Salil Jha

#17. Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

Jerry Seinfeld

#18. To put the last point another way, writers such as Graves, Sassoon, and Owen saw the Great War as the disease, but Tolkien saw it as merely the symptom.

John Garth