Funny Viagra Sayings

#1. What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

Carroll Bryant

#2. Remember, when you don't know what to do, it never hurts to play Scrabble. It's like reading the I Ching or tea leaves.

Kelly Link

#3. Do I believe? God only knows.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

#4. A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."

Frank Carson

#5. The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

Jimmy Carr

#6. If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.

Russell Howard

#7. You have in the U.S. around two million new diagnoses of cancer a year, and 13 million survivors, so you have about 10,000 patients that require analysis every day. That's about five petabytes that need to be transmitted and computed on a daily basis.

Patrick Soon-Shiong

#8. There's nothing particularly wrong with being more pessimistic than optimistic. Optimism is broad-based, non-detail-oriented thinking; pessimism is detail-oriented thinking.

David Rakoff

#9. Everyone will find what he's looking for. Nothing pleases everyone: this man gathers thorns, that one roses.

Petronius