Top 48 Dumber Than Quotes
#1. You must be dumber than you think I think you are.
Robert Towne
#2. YOU KNOW HOW WHEN you're a senior in high school, and you officially know absolutely everything about everything and no one can tell you different, but on the other hand, at the same time, you're dumber than a poorly translated instruction manual for a spoon?
Andrew Smith
#3. I've put men to death-men with supposedly immortal souls-that looked dumber than that mouse
Stephen King
#4. If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.
Dolly Parton
#5. If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.
Jesse Ventura
#6. Multitasking makes you stupid - dumber than getting stoned.
Brigid Schulte
#7. Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
Lois Greiman
#8. I don't want to sound condescending, so I'm not going to say anything else, except that it is literally impossible to imagine a thing dumber than sports.
Jesse Andrews
#9. You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens.
Jodi Thomas
#10. I'm going to the library to taunt an animal dumber than me. Boys count.
Sara Wolf
#11. There's nothing sexier than confidence, and nothing dumber than over-confidence. Life is all about where you draw the line between the two.
Michael Makai
#12. Moreover, there was what Amy called "the cocksuckers' contingent of the country" - what Danny knew as the dumber-than-dog-shit element, those bully patriots - and they were too set in their ways or too poorly educated (or both) to see beyond the ceaseless flag-waving and nationalistic bluster.
John Irving
#13. Accept people, don't stereotype people. Don't think because right now they're driving a cab, they're not going to have a master's degree or that they're dumber than you.
Isabel Coixet
#14. All this to say of course Gallo wants to get into your Little Mermaid panties. And if you don't get that, you're dumber than I ever thought, which gives me such a headache to even contemplate. The massive amount of your dumbness. It hurts me,' he whined.
MaryJanice Davidson
#15. The only thing dumber than a broody hen was a New York Democrat.
Stephen King
#16. My instinct is to absolutely recoil when talking about writing in a mechanistic way. Nothing could be dumber than writing a film or TV script based on prescriptions, on other peoples' ideas of what character should be.
Michael Hirst
#18. There would be a trial, of course. But I had watched a few trials in Thalia, and I had seen people a lot dumber than Hud get away with a lot worse than what he did.
Larry McMurtry
#19. Don't write down to your readers. The ones dumber than you can't read.
Jack Bickham
#20. dope-pushers hang around there. But taking dope is even dumber than smoking, so nobody's going to hook me! We live on
Judy Blume
#21. My personal theory is that younger audiences disdain books - not because those readers are dumber than past readers, but because today's reader is smarter.
Chuck Palahniuk
#23. He's weak, afraid and dumber than your dog.
Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?
The Alien Club
Trel Sidoruk
#24. Brilliant intellects do not matriculate to study under someone dumber than themselves. Paul recognized Jesus as master of the intellect, above him in every way.
John Ortberg
#25. Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly.
Tara Sivec
#26. We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.
Gordon Korman
#27. Men are men and women are women, but the men are dumber than the women, usually.
Stephen Malkmus
#29. Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...
Kim Harrison
#30. That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
Bill Engvall
#31. If you think the '80s were dumber than the '70s, either you weren't there or you weren't paying attention.
James Lileks
#32. We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that.
Ivan Stang
#33. I [do not know] when the end of science will come ... What I do know is that our species is dumber than we normally admit to ourselves. This limit of our mental faculties, and not necessarily of science itself, ensures to me that we have only just begun to figure out the universe.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
#34. Eric cheated on her with a girl dumber than a box of Beanie Babies and lied about it.
Carey Corp
#35. There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing?
Peter Andrews
#36. I don't know anything about babies," he said. "No, and you've never lived any place but Arkansas," Clara said. "But you ain't stupid and you ain't nailed down. You can live other places and you can learn about children - people dumber than you learn about them.
Larry McMurtry
#37. You have no obligations to your former self, they are dumber than you and they don't exist.
Hank Green
#38. At its best, the Internet can educate more people faster than any media tool we've ever had. At its worst, it can make people dumber than any media tool we've ever had.
Thomas L. Friedman
#39. Decide that you like college life. In your dorm you meet many nice people. Some are smarter than you. And some, you notice, are dumber than you. You will continue, unfortunately, to view the world in exactly these terms for the rest of your life.
Lorrie Moore
#40. I claim no special knowledge of when the end of science will come, or where the end might be found, or whether an end exists at all. What I do know is that our species is dumber than we normally admit to ourselves.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson
#41. Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair.
Tana French
#42. For the first time ever, women are scoring higher than men on IQ tests. Scientists say it has something to do with breast implants
not that it makes the women smarter, it just makes the men dumber.
Jay Leno
#43. I want my audience to say, "Wow, this is a film I'm benefiting from. I'm benefiting from what this filmmaker is trying to say." I'd always rather learn and be entertained than be entertained and feel myself getting dumber by the moment.
Michael Pitt
#44. Human beings are about 1,000 times dumber and meaner than they think they are.
Kurt Vonnegut
#45. I wish I'd done 'Dumb and Dumber.' I was offered the part, but I don't think I'd have been better than Jeff Daniels was. Another film I wish I'd done was 'Jerry Maguire.'
Woody Harrelson
#46. The dumber half of the audience - whether they're male or female, and a lot of them are male - for some reason responds very quickly to the feminine voice. How can I put it? They kind of instantly react to the female voice in a positive way quicker than they would the male voice.
Frank Black
#47. Okay, there is no possible combination of English words that would form a dumber plan than that.
David Wong
#48. I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge.
D.B.C. Pierre
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