Top 62 Don't Count On Me Quotes

#1. Son, don't mind what's missing. Count allthat's free: friendship, laughter, all thelove your heart can carry, and time -- count time.

Nikki Grimes

Don't Count On Me Quotes #2823
#2. Don't count your chickens before they turn into KFC

Yasmine Galenorn

Don't Count On Me Quotes #4586
#3. We count on winning. And if we lose, don't beef. And the best way to prevent beefing is - don't lose.

Knute Rockne

Don't Count On Me Quotes #14381
#4. But define 'completely ridiculous shit,'" Duvall said. "Does space travel count? Contact with alien races? Does quantum physics count? Because I don't understand that crap at all. As far as I'm concerned, quantum physics could have been written by a hack.

John Scalzi

Don't Count On Me Quotes #14606
#5. this, they've never felt that, they no longer feel anything, they don't count anymore. I think it's small-minded. I wish there were more people over sixty here, to tell you the truth.

Kathleen Rooney

Don't Count On Me Quotes #22103
#6. If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don't want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.

Michael Buckley

Don't Count On Me Quotes #24737
#7. It is not enough that we express our gratitude, we must experience it. We truly honor the must think about our blessings, separately and cumulatively It is not enough to count our blessings and express our gratitude if we don't truly feel grateful.

Michael Josephson

Don't Count On Me Quotes #29065
#8. It was in a dream, though, that it happened, and dreams don't count.

Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

Don't Count On Me Quotes #41719
#9. I have a Viking stove. The color is butter lemon, and I had to wait several months for it, because that color wasn't available and I really wanted butter lemon! But I don't know that it's seriously ever been cooked on. I mean, I make tea every morning. Does that count?

Andy Cohen

Don't Count On Me Quotes #42101
#10. No Child Left Behind's fourth-grade gains aren't learning gains, they're testing gains. That's why they don't last. The law is a distraction from things that really count.

Jonathan Kozol

Don't Count On Me Quotes #51460
#11. I think I'm getting wealthy in ways that don't count at the bank.

Gerry Lopez

Don't Count On Me Quotes #52665
#12. Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

James Thurber

Don't Count On Me Quotes #53653
#13. Grooming is the secret of real elegance. The best clothes, the most wonderful jewels, the most glamorous beauty don't count without good grooming.

Christian Dior

Don't Count On Me Quotes #65920
#14. I'm constantly thinking about what I'll do next. I never count on music being a career of longevity. I mean, longevity is key, and I hope that it lasts, but you just don't know, because it's not in your hands, you don't make the decision.

Beth Ditto

Don't Count On Me Quotes #69950
#15. I am going to New York whether you like it or not," I hiss. "Don't count - " I hang up, cutting him off mid-sentence.

E.L. James

Don't Count On Me Quotes #73231
#16. The Crimson Pirate, The Mark of Zorro, Captain Blood, The Black Pirate, Adventures of Don Juan, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Three Musketeers, The Scarlet Pimpernel, The Sea Hawk, The Prisoner of Zenda, Scaramouche,

Cary Elwes

Don't Count On Me Quotes #74232
#17. I've only been living in England for the last 10 years, if you don't count my student years.

Terri Windling

Don't Count On Me Quotes #79662
#18. I have no question that when you have a team, the possibility exists that it will generate magic, producing something extraordinary But don't count on it.

J. Richard Hackman

Don't Count On Me Quotes #81284
#19. When she sees him, Holly says, it's like the sunsets at the beach
once the sun drops, the sand chills quickly. Then it's like a lot of times that were good ten minutes ago and don't count now.

Amy Hempel

Don't Count On Me Quotes #88585
#20. Mel rolled her eyes. "You can't live your life based on 'what-ifs,' Liv. And change is inevitable. It's the one thing you can always count on. Stop worrying about what might or not happen and follow your heart. How can you expect to ever be happy if you don't?

Alicia Kobishop

Don't Count On Me Quotes #92545
#21. We don't get the greatest tools to deal with anger. It's like, 'Hey, count to 10.' When someone really upsets me, how do I respond? I don't usually start counting to 10 and breathing deeply.

Woody Harrelson

Don't Count On Me Quotes #92688
#22. I run for miles but don't count them, passing dark house after dark house. I feel sorry for everyone in this town who's sleeping. I

Jennifer Niven

Don't Count On Me Quotes #101674
#23. The truth is, I don't have any problem with journalists - I count some of them as friends - also some of my heroes are journalists, I'm a big fan of Robert Fisk - great people or crazy people who are prepared to stand up for what's right.

Daniel Craig

Don't Count On Me Quotes #112233
#24. There seems to be a great propensity in this business to write tear-jerkers, 'You-left-me' songs. I thought, 'Why don't I count my blessings by looking at what I have?' I'm pretty much an optimistic guy.

Jerry Jeff Walker

Don't Count On Me Quotes #125390
#25. Golf is a bloodless sport-if you don't count ulcers.

Dick Schaap

Don't Count On Me Quotes #127631
#26. Waiting is a trap. There will always be reasons to wait. The truth is, there are only two things in life, reasons and results, and reasons simply don't count.

Robert Anthony Kreucher

Don't Count On Me Quotes #147948
#27. Insomnia
I cannot get to sleep tonight.
I toss and turn and flop.
I try to count some fluffy sheep
while o'er a fence they hop.
I try to think of pleasant dreams
of places really cool.
I don't know why I cannot sleep -
I slept just fine at school.

Kathy Kenney-Marshall

Don't Count On Me Quotes #151038
#28. I've learned never to count Vin Diesel out. Just don't do that. And I guess it's because he is a very smart guy. Smarter than people give him credit for.

David Twohy

Don't Count On Me Quotes #151722
#29. I am not insecure enough to count the bouquets I receive on my birthday, I don't assess my popularity by the number of magazine covers I am on, I don't get worried if my song is on the seventh position on countdown charts.

Shahrukh Khan

Don't Count On Me Quotes #158137
#30. I've ridden 3,651 winners, if that's any good to you. I don't count the falls. I count the winners.

Tony McCoy

Don't Count On Me Quotes #161194
#31. Cuz I can count on one hand the men who've loved me, not in the Biblical sense - I don't have enough digits for that - but who have truly loved me.

Shannon Celebi

Don't Count On Me Quotes #166771
#32. He's getting old. I don't count the years. I don't multiply by seven. They bred dogs for everything else, even diving for fish, why didn't they breed them to live longer, to live as long as a man?

Peter Heller

Don't Count On Me Quotes #167452
#33. When I'm an old man,
I don't want to count the years,
we forgot to share.

Tyler Knott Gregson

Don't Count On Me Quotes #168932
#34. Quincy and Jake seem to be content to spend an enormous amount of time along together, which I count as romantic, but might simply be because they don't have a child: the Blues versus the world.

Sally Koslow

Don't Count On Me Quotes #170570
#35. So what you got is a woman who knows about your issues. This means you don't have to do shit, Garrett, except count your lucky stars you're able to hold tight to your woman so you can weather ... the goddamned ... storm.

Kristen Ashley

Don't Count On Me Quotes #173678
#36. You think when you wake up in the mornin yesterday don't count. But yesterday is all that does count. What else is there? Your life is made out of the days it's made out of. Nothin else.

Cormac McCarthy

Don't Count On Me Quotes #194372
#37. Purchased experiences don't count.

Douglas Coupland

Don't Count On Me Quotes #203637
#38. I don't count life as life without love

Leo Tolstoy

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#39. I don't think that God cares about what you think. It's the actions that count. Actually He doesn't care what you do as long as you keep Him in mind.

Art Hochberg

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#40. But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault."
"Ouch! That's cold.

Stephenie Meyer

Don't Count On Me Quotes #241181
#41. I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.

Stephen Colbert

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#42. You don't even like poetry," Tessa said, her voice catching on a half laugh of relief.
"No. But you make me want to write it. Does that not count for anything?

Cassandra Clare

Don't Count On Me Quotes #257807
#43. Life maybe better after death, but don't count on it!

Robert B. Scott

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#44. To see every day how people get the name 'genius' just as the wood-lice in the cellar the name 'millipede'-not because they have that many feet, but because most people don't want to count to 14-this has had the result that I don't believe anyone any more without checking.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

Don't Count On Me Quotes #262566
#45. Can't clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don't punk out. Make it count.

Rachel Vincent

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#46. Guys don't want to get to two strikes, so you have to make quality pitches early in the count, try to get them to put the ball in play.

Stephen Strasburg

Don't Count On Me Quotes #284721
#47. If you do good things only because you fear punishment or rejection if you don't, does it really count? Think about it. Are they real choices or are you being held hostage?

Kimberly Giles

Don't Count On Me Quotes #285427
#48. A lot of people don't think they can count on me, but I've never missed a gig in my life.

Johnny Thunders

Don't Count On Me Quotes #660865
#49. People who don't like you almost never come up to you. That's a lot of years of saying things that I know a lot of people in this country hate me for. And the number of times someone has come up to me and said something negative, I could count on one hand.

Bill Maher

Don't Count On Me Quotes #666220
#50. Here's what I love about dogs. They aren't careful not to disturb you. They don't overthink. They jump on the bed or the sofa or the chair and plop down. They come and they go. I'm not sure they love me exactly, but they count on me because I am a source of heat and food and pleasure and affection.

Abigail Thomas

Don't Count On Me Quotes #758822
#51. Look, if I don't let Ewan in, he's going to call the police."
"Answer it," he rasped with a harsh resolve. "But when he's gone, you're coming with me, Emma. Count on it."
"Go to hell," she snapped in a breathy whisper as the doorbell rang again.

Monica Burns

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#52. When I find myself focusing overmuch on the anticipated future happiness of arriving at a certain goal, I remind myself to 'Enjoy now'. If I can enjoy the present, I don't need to count on the happiness that is (or isn't) waiting for me in the future.

Gretchen Rubin

Don't Count On Me Quotes #910486
#53. Don't matter who they are, anybody sets foot in this house's yo' comp'ny, and don't you let me catch you remarkin' on their ways like you was so high and and mighty! Yo' folks might be better'n the Cunninghams but it don't count for nothin' the way you're disgracin' 'em.

Harper Lee

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#54. Christmas makes me schmaltzy. I'm proud to be level-headed, even a little tough most of the time. But once a year I like to believe that peace on earth may be possible and calories don't count.

Sue Merrell

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#55. I can count the number of dates I've had on one hand. I wish that guys would approach me, but they don't.

LaToya Jackson

Don't Count On Me Quotes #1467607
#56. I don't think that fundamentalism has anything to do with Jesus Christ. They call themselves Christians, but if that's Christian, count me out. Fundamentalism is built on fear and greed. They're telling you to give them your money otherwise you're going to hell.

Matthew Fox

Don't Count On Me Quotes #1523569
#57. I don't know who this quote is by but the friends that you can call at 3am are the ones that really count and I am lucky that I have a few of those. So, I just drew on that and the people who believe in me as they lift you up. It's really important to have people around you that do that.

Emma Watson

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#58. My nutritionist says, 'If you bite it, write it.' Writing down everything that you put in your mouth really helps. I don't count a damn calorie. But when I'm really trying to eat healthy, I write everything down. It really holds me accountable and puts me on a healthier path.

Tyra Banks

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#59. You know what Oprah taught me? Unless you count as changing your life having a neighborhood dad say to you every morning at the school bus stop, 'You sure don't look as good as you did on 'Oprah!', being on 'Oprah' doesn't change your life.

Alice Dreger

Don't Count On Me Quotes #1719485
#60. I don't impose any word count or number-of-hours quota on myself, or have any rules, except one: persistence. Nothing glamorous. No epiphanies. Just revisiting and rewriting. For me, momentum is far more important than inspiration.

Pam Munoz Ryan

Don't Count On Me Quotes #1757289
#61. Even today you don't know what opportunities I will be bringing your way. But do know you can count on Me for the words - words that will flow out of an obedient heart. There's no need to worry about the right words as long as your heart is aligned with Mine. You obey, and I

Judy Gordon Morrow

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#62. Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people."
"Yes, but the press don't count as normal."
"She's got you there," HARV added.

John Zakour

Don't Count On Me Quotes #1876009

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