Dashboard Quotes

#1. The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

Jeremy Clarkson

#2. An American soldier, Saddam in his sights, has a picture of a naked, buxom woman on his dashboard, an obvious affront to Muslim sensibilities.

Margo Kingston

#3. He's got one leg hooked up over Lindsay's shoulder, one braced against the dashboard. He's still got his socks on, red with a little Christmas tree on each ankle. Well sexy.

Richard Rider

#4. In some circles Stalin has in fact been making a comeback. His portrait hangs above the dashboard of trucks, a symbol of blue- collar nostalgia for a tough leader.

Serge Schmemann

#5. Once I had it free, I gobbled the sandwich like a nature-film otter cracking an oyster on its stomach: knees up in the wiring under the dashboard, my elbows jammed against the steering wheel, my chest serving as a table, my shirt as a tablecloth.

Jonathan Lethem

#6. I wish the dashboard indicators for lights were standardized throughout the auto industry.

Robert James Thomson

#7. My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

Rodney Dangerfield

#8. I write anywhere. I'm always banging around on the dashboard. Whatever I'm doing. I can make music out of anything. Whenever a song hits me, I'll pick some sort of melody or rhythm out on it, and kind of enhance the song.

Dolly Parton

#9. Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the dashboard light.

Meat Loaf

#10. What did you do to this?' he asked in a horrorstruck voice.
'It didn't want to come out of the dashboard.'
'So you felt the need to torture it?'
'You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.'
He shook his head, his face a mask of faux tragedy. 'You killed it.

Stephenie Meyer

#11. 'Sweet magnetic Jesus on the dashboard. On the table?'

Nora Roberts

#12. Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.

Andy Borowitz

#13. The pony stared at us lugubriously from the dashboard. Jesus. Little fucker had watched the whole thing.

Leah Raeder

#14. parked and placed the POLICE sign on the dashboard.

Ian Rankin

#15. My mom would never ride an ATV,' he said. 'But you did.'

'Is that a good thing?' I asked.

He traced my lips with his fingertip. 'Yes.'

My body melted like a candy bar on the dashboard.

Sandra Byrd

#16. I don't want to talk about it anymore," I said, focusing on the dashboard in front of me to prevent the tears that filled my eyes from falling. "Please don't ask me again." Then I got out of the car. I closed the door and didn't look back, fighting the newly created anxiety in my belly.

Erin Dionne

#17. A dashboard needs to be light, focus on "K" in KPIs.

Pearl Zhu

#18. The GPS on the car dashboard proves that there is more than one route to our goals

Robert J. Bannon

#19. A performance dashboard is a practical tool to improve management effectiveness and efficiency, not just a pretty retrospective picture in an annual report.

Pearl Zhu

#20. People who didn't live pre-Internet can't grasp how devoid of ideas life in my hometown was. The only bookstores sold Bibles the size of coffee tables and dashboard Virgin Marys that glowed in the dark.

Mary Karr

#21. P is positive emotion, E is engagement, R is relationships, M is meaning and A is accomplishment. Those are the five elements of what free people chose to do. Pretty much everything else is in service of one of or more of these goals. That's the human dashboard.

Martin Seligman

#22. A scorecard assesses progress to strategic goals whereas a dashboard assesses performance to operational goals.

Pearl Zhu

#23. You must listen!" the tiny monster squeaked. She grabbed it as it made to climb onto the dashboard, and then she shook it fiercely. "No!" she bellowed. "You must listen!

Karl Schroeder

#24. Eugene turned the key. A sound like a two-story house being shat out the asshole of a zebra ripped through the dashboard.

Patrick Ness

#25. ... .For instance, I hated Pearl Jam at the time. I thought they were pompous blowhards. Now, whenever a Pearl Jam song comes on the car radio, I find myself pounding my fist on the dashboard, screaming, Pearl JAM! Pearl JAM! Now this is rock and roll! Jeremy's SPO-ken! But he's still al-LIIIIIVE!

Rob Sheffield

#26. My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets!

Wayne Dyer

#27. Agitator and the Agitar Management Dashboard lower the barriers to accountability in software development and increase the value of developer testing.

Kent Beck

#28. I eat beef jerky and ride with bare feet on the dashboard. We

Gillian Flynn

#29. I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

Billy Connolly

#30. There's not a day that goes by that I don't bless myself with holy water and then get in my car and rub the medal of the Virgin Mary that she gave me and say a Hail Mary for my mother. And then I kiss her Mass card that's right there on the dashboard.

Peter Criss

#31. The key metric of whether you've succeeded is what fraction of your employees use that dashboard everyday.

Keith Rabois

#32. The construct of a dashboard, first of all should be drafted by the founder.

Keith Rabois

#33. The scoreboard is strategy focused, and the dashboard is operation oriented.

Pearl Zhu

#34. He was balancing himself on the dashboard of his car with that resourcefulness of movement that is so peculiarly American - that comes, I suppose, with the absence of lifting work in youth and, even more, with the formless grace of our nervous, sporadic games.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#35. A brainscan cannot interpret itself and neither can a data dashboard in education.

Andy Hargreaves

#36. Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you're going? I don't even pay attention to them anymore because I found a similar gadget in my dashboard ... Some people slow down at those things ... I don't slow down. I speed up and set the high score.

Gary Gulman

#37. Regret has a purpose. It's like the oil light on the dashboard of your life, telling you something needs to be fixed. So fix it. And feel better.

David D. Burns

#38. How come drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboard of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spaces.

Dave Grohl

#39. And I am flawed but I am cleaning up so well.

Dashboard Confessional