Top 90 Damned If You Quotes

#1. Well, Bud," he said, looking at me, "I'll be damned if you don't go to a lot of trouble to have your fun. Kidnapping, then fighting. What do you do on your holidays? Burn houses?

William Faulkner

Damned If You Quotes #213542
#2. You're damned if you're too thin and you're damned if you're too heavy. According to the press I've been both. Its impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying.

Jennifer Aniston

Damned If You Quotes #142864
#3. Jesus H. Christ!" I exclaimed. I felt it again, unbelieving, but there it was. "You always said your head was solid bone, and I'll be damned if you weren't right. She shot you point-blank, and the bloody ball bounced off your skull!" Jamie,

Diana Gabaldon

Damned If You Quotes #1849072
#4. Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

Patrick Murray

Damned If You Quotes #1719336
#5. You're damned if you can't forgive, Jude.

Clive Barker

Damned If You Quotes #1602646
#6. You can and you can't - You shall and you shan't - You will and you won't - And you will be damned if you do - And you will be damned if you don't.

Lorenzo Dow

Damned If You Quotes #1437837
#7. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Damned If You Quotes #1347260
#8. She moans about everything anyway. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't with a bitch like her.

Alex Scarrow

Damned If You Quotes #1225503
#9. Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt STEPPING

Aleatha Romig

Damned If You Quotes #1113401
#10. Census figures be damned: If you choose to be alone, you're destined to spend a certain amount of time wondering why.

Caroline Knapp

Damned If You Quotes #523488
#11. If someone takes the time to text, you damned well better be kind enough to check it.

Melissa Foster

Damned If You Quotes #1373184
#12. Money is your means of survival. The verdict you pronounce upon the source of your livelihood is the verdict you pronounce upon your life. If the source is corrupt, you have damned your own existence.

Ayn Rand

Damned If You Quotes #899365
#13. If you can only feel safe when everybody else feels, thinks and looks the same as you, then you're a Hood-damned coward ... not to mention a vicious tyrant in the making.

Steven Erikson

Damned If You Quotes #1348913
#14. It doesn't matter whether you're talking about bombs or the intelligence quotients of one race as against another if a man is a scientist, like me, he'll always say Publish and be damned.

Jacob Bronowski

Damned If You Quotes #1335792
#15. If you kill what you love, you're damned.

Stephen King

Damned If You Quotes #1302840
#16. The first person you fell in love with stole your heart. The first person you made love with stole your soul. And if these were one and the same, you were damned.

Jodi Picoult

Damned If You Quotes #1284335
#17. Her eyes narrowed as she realised just what Ian was. "You're a filthy Debasement!"
"Maybe. But damned if I'm the one eating kiddie-snacks in the middle ofnowhere while admiring modern art.

Stephen Hunt

Damned If You Quotes #1272952
#18. Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned.

Michael Schmicker

Damned If You Quotes #1244734
#19. I brandished my parasol at him like a rapier. You, sir, are an abominable scalawag of a man, and I'll be damned if I let you threaten me.

Susan Dennard

Damned If You Quotes #1209067
#20. Listen: Love your fiction, even if you hate the act of creating that fiction, love the stories to a fault. Cry at your tragedies, laugh at your jokes, rejoice at your character's victories - or give it all up and go knit a damned sweater, instead.

Caitlin R. Kiernan

Damned If You Quotes #1134160
#21. If he wore any expression at all, it was a look that said, "Take your damned photo and hurry up about it before I have my manservant kill you." It

Elliott James

Damned If You Quotes #1123080
#22. If you spend your life on a moral hill-top, you see nothing but the mud below. If, like me, you live in the mud itself, you get a damned good view of clear blue sky and clean green hills above. There's none so evil-minded as those with a moral mission, and none so pure in heart as the depraved.

Stephen Fry

Damned If You Quotes #1080500
#23. The province of the soul is large enough to fill up every cranny of your time, and leave you much to answer for if one wretch be damned by your neglect.

John Dryden

Damned If You Quotes #1070360
#24. Richard did not believe in angels, he never had. He was damned if he was going to start now. Still, it was much easier not to believe in something when it was not actually looking directly at you and saying your name.

Neil Gaiman

Damned If You Quotes #1066060
#25. Loving someone means putting their needs above your own. No matter what. Somehow, you figured that out. I'll be damned if I know how, but you did.

Amy Harmon

Damned If You Quotes #978874
#26. Maybe I'm damned if I do, but with every other beat I got left in my heart, you know I'd rather be damned with you.

Meat Loaf

Damned If You Quotes #974351
#27. Some years ago an excellent professor of economics told his class in his gravelly voice, 'If you pay me $50,000 a year to solve a problem, I damned sure ain't going to solve it.'

Charley Reese

Damned If You Quotes #918041
#28. Imitators? All right! Disciples if you like. But disciples be damned. It's not interesting.

Pablo Picasso

Damned If You Quotes #913083
#29. The truth is, I'd give it all up, the sentience, the endowments, and I'd go back to Scranton and work in that damned store and stock fucking Pez dispensers for the rest of my life if it meant that I could still be with you until I die.

Jennifer DeLucy

Damned If You Quotes #902652
#30. People give themselves to you, in their talking, and in other ways, if you are quiet and patient and let them, and not in such a damned rush to give yourself to them you go bat-blind and deaf.

Lois McMaster Bujold

Damned If You Quotes #1863182
#31. Samantha sighed. "Then I'll get out of the damned car, figure out which wolf in this damnable forest is you, and beat you until you change back. If that doesn't work, so help me god, I'll collar your mangy ass and sell you on eBay.

R.J. Blain

Damned If You Quotes #1572810
#32. He squinted, as if he could shut out my damned, unreasonable request, then relaxed and opened his eyes again. "I'm an Aeolus, okay?"
"A what?" Kat asked.
"Like on a breast?" Scott looked at him in confusion. Kat buried her face in one of her hands.
"Like a windkeeper, you jackass.

Robert J. Crane

Damned If You Quotes #1812091
#33. But I think it has to do with what you believe about yourself. If you believe you're damned, then you are. But if you don't ...

Cassandra Clare

Damned If You Quotes #1810573
#34. What I mean is, one can't help one's fears. The question isn't if you're a fellow who cries in the night before a big engagement - and I knew a damned brave man who did exactly that, regularly. It's whether you pick yourself up the next day.

K.J. Charles

Damned If You Quotes #1769284
#35. And you can shove your apology. If it can come out of your damned mouth, then you can stand by it.

Lora Leigh

Damned If You Quotes #1703837
#36. I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off ...

Nicole Peeler

Damned If You Quotes #1693423
#37. Could a mariner sit idle if he heard the drowning cry? Could a doctor sit in comfort and just let his patients die? Could a fireman sit idle, let men burn and give no hand? Can you sit at ease in Zion with the world around you damned?

Leonard Ravenhill

Damned If You Quotes #1683427
#38. I'm not climbing that bedamned tree to get you!" William insisted. Christian snorted. "As if you could." William dropped his sword and climbed the damned tree. A

Eli Easton

Damned If You Quotes #1599915
#39. The only way you're going to be defeated is if you allow your brain to shut down your body. If you stop making progress, you're damned.

Toni Sorenson

Damned If You Quotes #1593794
#40. If you don't hurry up and let life know what you want, life will damned soon show you what you'll get.

Robertson Davies

Damned If You Quotes #1576577
#41. Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?"
Mort thought for a moment.
"No," he said eventually, "what?"
There was silence.
Then Albert straightened up and said, "Damned if I know. Probably they get answers, and serve 'em right.

Terry Pratchett

Damned If You Quotes #1410027
#42. If I was bound for hell, let it be hell. No more false heavens. No more damned magic. You hate me and I hate you. We'll see who hates best. But first, first I will destroy your hatred. Now. My hate is colder, stronger, and you'll have no hate to warm yourself. You will have nothing.

Jean Rhys

Damned If You Quotes #1572735
#43. A bandit, a man-hunter, a lawbreaker, a bow for hire. I never wanted any grand cause. If it looks like I'm fighting tyrants, it's only because the world's so damned full of them that you can't draw a sword without crossing some of their laws. Easy as easy, it is, to become an outlaw.

Adrian Tchaikovsky

Damned If You Quotes #1540820
#44. I was pure, before you defiled me, and don't you forget it. As though the concept of purity is anything more than the construct of selfish, competitive men stampeding toward the women to call dibs. I'll be damned if I'm not worth stampeding toward, but the prize had better be me, hymen or no hymen.

Thomm Quackenbush

Damned If You Quotes #1516015
#45. Love is stupid. So I don't care if it's love. You're the best part of every damn day. You're sunshine, and laughter, and the fucking oxygen in my lungs. If this life is a game, you make me want to play it forever, be damned who wins or loses.

Jewel E. Ann

Damned If You Quotes #1512959
#46. His parting shot to me had been, "I don't want to love someone who is more at home with the monsters than I am." What do you say to that? What can you say? Damned if I know. They say love conquers everything. They lie.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Damned If You Quotes #1505522
#47. Welcome to Hell where you're screwed if you do and damned if don't. And just so you know, Lucifer has a special spot reserved for you ...

Eve Langlais

Damned If You Quotes #1495791
#48. I'll be damned if I act like a mouse, you overgrown tomcat.

J.C. Daniels

Damned If You Quotes #1419145
#49. They say experience is the best teacher, but I'll be damned if I know what it teaches you.

Lee Smith

Damned If You Quotes #1417715
#50. Always that damned discipline that you wear like chain mail ... You would have got on well with Bernard de Clairvaux and his gang of Knights Templar. If you'd been captured by Saladin, I'm sure you'd rather have had your throat cut than renounce your faith. But not from devotion, from pride.

Arturo Perez-Reverte

Damned If You Quotes #1413007
#51. Nothing's the same for anyone. That's why life's this Hell, if you do a thing you're damned, and if you don't you're damned . . . .

E. M. Forster

Damned If You Quotes #177624
#52. You taught me to love the dark, Aidan. If that 's wrong, then I'm already damned.

Heather R. Blair

Damned If You Quotes #430864
#53. What, exactly, is a father if not a man who, once you're grown and gone and out in the world making your own mistakes, all good advice be damned, waits patiently for you to return? And if you don't, well then, you don't. He understands that risk. He knows whose choice it is.

Julia Glass

Damned If You Quotes #364128
#54. The dwarfs can turn lead into gold ... It reached the pointy ears of the dwarfs. -Can we? -Damned if I know. I can't. -Yeah, but if you could, you wouldn't say. I wouldn't say, if I could. -Can you? -No! -Ah-ha!

Terry Pratchett

Damned If You Quotes #339435
#55. If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

Mark Twain

Damned If You Quotes #297005
#56. It had taken Oliver years to learn his lesson: keep quiet and let men like Bradenton test the fences. It wouldn't do them any good, and if you were careful, one day you'd be in a position to buy their whole damned farm.

Courtney Milan

Damned If You Quotes #204759
#57. I'm a chamaleon, ever-changing, always evolving, and eager for the next phase of metamorphosis. This is me, imperfections, inconsistencies, passion, and desires. I make myself happen, because if I didn't you can be damned sure nobody else would.

Sai Marie Johnson

Damned If You Quotes #201918
#58. Took Amanda's hand. "Sisters," she repeated. "I walked away from you years ago. I'll be damned if I let you stand alone today.

Courtney Milan

Damned If You Quotes #189002
#59. What is it, you fucking freak? If it was anything like that fork thing he put on me, I would most likely find a way to just kill myself. Salvation be damned

Yolanda Olson

Damned If You Quotes #181214
#60. Art- speech is the only truth. An artist is usually a damned liar but his art, if it be art, will tell you the truth of his day and that is all that matters. Away with eternal truth. The truth lives from day to day, and the marvelous Plato of yesterday is chiefly bosh today.

D.H. Lawrence

Damned If You Quotes #181150
#61. If you can prove to me that one miracle took place, I will believe he is a just God who damned us all because a woman ate an apple.

Edward FitzGerald

Damned If You Quotes #466082
#62. The public school system is damned. Let me tell you how radical I am. Christian students should be in Christian schools. If you have to sell your car, live in a smaller house, or work a night job, put your child in Christian schools. If you can't afford it, homeschool.

Jerry Falwell

Damned If You Quotes #169500
#63. It is. If it's too late for me ... Well, I'll be damned - no pun intended - if I'll let them keep you out, too.

Stephenie Meyer

Damned If You Quotes #164402
#64. Uther: "I wish you were a foolish woman I could despise, damn you"
"If your priests are right," said Viviane calmly, "I am already thoroughly damned and you may save your breath.

Marion Zimmer Bradley

Damned If You Quotes #162336
#65. Why are you still so damned protective of me?:
"You have to ask?"
"I do."
Mick came closer still, until his face hung an inch from mine. "If you have to ask, then you wouldn't believe my answer." He drew away and continued wiping my hands.

Allyson James

Damned If You Quotes #155565
#66. If you have complete control over the damned thing, you're not going fast enough.

Carroll Smith

Damned If You Quotes #131796
#67. But how do you know?" "Because it's our book, Cassie. Yours and mine. This is our story, and I'll be damned if I let it end badly." I

Max Monroe

Damned If You Quotes #88733
#68. Oh, I'll stay in the East, don't you worry," he said, glancing at Daisy and then back at me, as if he were alert for something more. "I'd be a God damned fool to live anywhere else.

F Scott Fitzgerald

Damned If You Quotes #84763
#69. Sadness and anger aren't vampiric. If you let them, they'll follow you around the world, sunshine and stakes be damned.

Karina Halle

Damned If You Quotes #63811
#70. And if that weren't bad enough, the next sound he heard was a loud click.
The damned woman had locked him out. She'd taken all the food and locked him out.
"You'll pay for this!" he yelled at the door.
"Do be quiet," came the muffled reply. "I'm eating.

Julia Quinn

Damned If You Quotes #58683
#71. Believe me, if you're a teenager, you're always in the damned woods. Literally, you're in the woods - probably too much you're in the woods. And metaphorically you're in the woods, in your life.

Jay Parini

Damned If You Quotes #699445
#72. Thank you. Thank you, Noah, thank you, thank you.
By sundown, Thea could throw the damned thing with deadly accuracy. At bedtime, she asked if Noah would mind if she slept with it under her pillow every night.
He assured her he would not.
* when Thea gets a knife from Noah

Grace Burrowes

Damned If You Quotes #894062
#73. I wandered in the darkness looking for something better, something real. I found you, and I'll be damned if I'm going to lose you.

Sylvain Reynard

Damned If You Quotes #876378
#74. I wouldn't do this if i didn't care, but you mean everything to me, and if this is what you need, then this is what you'll get. But we're damned well going to work on changing this association between caring and spanking.

Cherise Sinclair

Damned If You Quotes #867593
#75. Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives and continue to do so, I promise that you will be damned; and I will go still further, and say that this revelation, or any other revelation that the Lord had given, and deny it in your feelings, and I promise that you will be damned.

Brigham Young

Damned If You Quotes #840548
#76. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss the overture and finale when I've payed good money for it... You can go, but I'm staying.

Edward Rutherfurd

Damned If You Quotes #835138
#77. If you vote for Al Smith, you're voting against Christ and you will all be damned.

Mordecai Ham

Damned If You Quotes #758274
#78. It doesn't matter what Church
you belong to. If you don't believe
in yourself you're Already Damned

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Damned If You Quotes #732359
#79. You! That is what is behind this. Ever since you -- As if I didn't have enough on my mind without having to lie awake thinking of you and your damned kisses and your damned questions.

Marguerite Kaye

Damned If You Quotes #722596
#80. That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

Lewis Black

Damned If You Quotes #716774
#81. You wouldn't be twisting yourself into knots like this, Harry, if you didn't care."
"So?"
"Monsters don't care," Michael said. "The damned don't care, Harry. The only way to go beyond redemption is to choose to take yourself there. The only way to do it is to stop caring.

Jim Butcher

Damned If You Quotes #894559
#82. Do you still call it talent, if it blooms without any kind of nurturing? That's got to be something else.
She made talent sound like a damned insult.

Esi Edugyan

Damned If You Quotes #683972
#83. Well, you have the right to make a sacrifice of yourself, but I'll be damned if I'll let you sacrifice me!

Georgette Heyer

Damned If You Quotes #673033
#84. I'll tell you what I want. Magic! Yes, yes, magic! I try to give that to people. I misinterpret things to them. I don't tell the truth. I tell what ought to be truth. And if that is sinful, then let me be damned for it! - Don't turn the light on!

Tennessee Williams

Damned If You Quotes #636142
#85. Get going. Get up and walk if you have to, but finish the damned race.

Ron Hill

Damned If You Quotes #593965
#86. Why are we doing this?" Caine asked him. "You know damned well why we're doing this. Because it's a fight. It may be THE fight. I may be the final fight. And what else are we good at, you and me? What are we going to do if we ever get out there anyway?

Michael Grant

Damned If You Quotes #510133
#87. Why don't you mind your own fucking business?" I snapped. "If I want to take my sister to my place of business, that's my own damned business and not any of your business." Was I overusing the word business? Fuck it. "So mind your own business.

MaryJanice Davidson

Damned If You Quotes #507973
#88. I've seen you fuck up one major relationship. I'll be damned if I let you ruin this one as well!

Stjepan Sejic

Damned If You Quotes #494534
#89. It's about damned time," he said in a husky voice. "If I had to wait five more minutes to kiss you, I think I probably would have turned into a dragon myself.

Deborah Blake

Damned If You Quotes #490114
#90. If I were dead, the first thing you'd do, with the tears streaming down your face, would be to start modelling some damned mourning woman or some figure of grief.

Agatha Christie

Damned If You Quotes #469803

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