Palahniuk Damned Quotes

#1. Ignorant beings they must be if they look for wealth in connection with the Baptist ministry.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#2. I'd always wanted to work in the studio and experiment with sounds. Things that I'm really influenced by and that I love are like The Beatles and Radiohead, and all those records by bands whose music is really involved.

Regina Spektor

#3. I find joy and magic in every drop of moonlight. I hear songs of love in every glint of a star.

Debasish Mridha

#4. No, it's not fair, but what makes earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven. Earth is earth. Dead is dead. You'll find out for yourself soon enough. It won't help the situation for you to get all upset.

Chuck Palahniuk

#5. She handled it (her trade) with all the grace that belongs to mastery.

George Eliot

#6. ,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being dead seems like the ultimate character flaw.
Chapter I.

Chuck Palahniuk

#7. Help me give up my addiction to Hope.

Chuck Palahniuk

#8. If you wish to write, write.

Epictetus

#9. What I've come to know is that in life, it's not always the questions we ask, but rather our ability to hear the answers that truly enriches our understanding. Never, never stop learning.

Lester Holt

#10. The collective human unconscious can't stand it, the thought of stuff going on forever, so has decided (collectively, unconsciously) to bring the planet to an end. Eco-apocalypse isn't accident, it's deep species strategy.

Glen Duncan

#11. If too descriptive, you lose the readers' ability to interpret. And that's a vital organ you don't want to fuck with.

Jason Lebowitz

#12. I cross my fingers that if a demon dunks me in a vat of boiling lava I'll get thrown together naked with River Phoenix, and that he'll say I'm cute and try to kiss me.

Chuck Palahniuk

#13. Brother Maical's wisdom lies in knowing he is not clever and letting himself be led. The foolishness of mankind is that we do not do the same.

Mark Lawrence

#14. Therefore, when we neglect to fear such a brittle monstrosity, we render it powerless.

Chuck Palahniuk

#15. The danger of an adventure is worth a thousand days of ease and comfort

Paulo Coelho

#16. If you're an extraordinarily gifted woman, the door is open. What women are fighting for is the right to be as mediocre as men.

Grace Hartigan

#17. Hope is something really tough and tenacious you have to give up. It's an addiction to break.

Chuck Palahniuk

#18. He knelt by the bed and bent over her, draining their last moment to its lees; and in the silence there passed between them the word which made all clear.

Edith Wharton

#19. They placed their bets with such self righteous bravado, but I'm the one who lost.

Chuck Palahniuk

#20. In the face of the economic plight, it is our task to become pioneers of simplicity, that is, to find a simple form for all of life's necessities, which is at the same time respectable and genuine.

Oskar Schlemmer

#21. This is the upside of already being eternally damned

Chuck Palahniuk

#22. Fear is certainly natural, and like any other kind of insecurity, jealousy is an expression of fear.

Christopher Ryan

#23. What makes the earth feel like hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like heaven. Earth is earth. Hell is hell. Now, stop with the whining and caterwauling.

Chuck Palahniuk

#24. No one can train you to be famous. How do you deal with the loss of anonymity, the loss of privacy? You have to be disciplined.

Wesley Snipes