Top 100 Crazier'n Quotes
#1. Fucking pyromanic, Crazier'n a male crab, that one.
Abigail Roux
#2. The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby.
Warren Ellis
#3. Who's crazier, anyway: people who struggle honestly, or the people who act like they never do?
Deb Caletti
#4. The number one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry.
Kris Kristofferson
#6. That was the trouble with being a writer, that was the main trouble - leisure time, excessive leisure time. You had to wait around for the buildup until you could write and while you were waiting you went crazy, and while you were going crazy you drank and the more you drank the crazier you got.
Charles Bukowski
#7. Kid,' he laughed 'you're crazier than a shithouse rat in an Indian restaurant but you've got yourself a deal. Vinny! Lace up, you and the KFC are going three rounds.
David Louden
#8. He had broken one of the cardinal rules - Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself - and he'd been loving life ever since. They
Christopher Moore
#9. Well," he said at last, "if you guys elect me leader, you must be even crazier than I am. So let's build a spankin' hot war machine!
Rick Riordan
#10. The only thing crazier than hallucinating a fictional videogame spaceship would be to blame it on a frosted breakfast pastry.
Ernest Cline
#11. Every time [Rand Paul] opens his mouth, it gets a little crazier. Today he angrily demanded that the liberal media stop quoting him in context.
Bill Maher
#12. I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
Evan Peters
#13. Writing is a mixed blessing. We, who are addicted, berate ourselves and feel guilty when we don't write and at the same time put it off and hunt for diversions. Why? Because the this that makes us the happiest is also tedious, hard and frustrating. Writing makes us crazy; not writing even crazier.
Marcia Preston
#14. Theres nothing more reassuring than a world thats crazier than you are.
Stellan Skarsgard
#15. Thus the creative genius may be at once nave and knowledgeable, being at home equally to primitive symbolism and to rigorous logic. He is both more primitive and more cultured, more destructive and more constructive, occasionally crazier and yet adamantly saner, than the average person.
Frank X. Barron
#16. I feel like - and maybe you're going to think I'm crazy for saying this - 'Vampire Diaries' has crazy fans, 'Pretty Little Liars' has crazy fans, but I swear to you, I have never met crazier fans than 'One Tree Hill's.
Torrey DeVitto
#17. The country makes me more paranoid, you know? I think the crazy people out there are little crazier.
Jean-Michel Basquiat
#18. I'm crazy and going crazier, and I don't know how to stop it.
I don't know how to stop this hurrible darkness from eating me alive, and no one in the world is going to help me.
Sara Wolf
#19. The Americans, he laughed drunkenly. They build more cars than anybody in the world, and take them out and dump them in terrible traffic jams. The only thing crazier than the Americans were the Russians, who never had traffic jams because they didn't have cars.
Stephen Hunter
#20. Individuals should think about the worst-case scenarios and plan for them. The world will be crazier than you think it will be. Put money away, and then you can live with much more freedom.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
#21. Everyone's crazy anyway. And those who think they aren't, are the ones who are even crazier - because they're in denial.
Michael Fassbender
#22. One tended to lose one's bearings in the presence of willful and persistent acts of craziness, and the more gentle the act, the crazier it seemed, as if rage and violence, being closer to the norm, were easier to accommodate.
Tom Robbins
#23. There will always be a replacement coming along very soon - a newer version, a crazier version, a louder version. So if you haven't got a long-term plan, then you are merely a passing phase, the latest trend, yesterday's event.
Grace Jones
#24. the further humans move from nature, the crazier they get. In
Rita Mae Brown
#25. People can get crazier as they get older. I can just be weird whenever I want, and there's the freedom of not caring what people think.
Candice Bergen
#26. Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Mutant Enemy Joss Whedon
#27. She should have allowed herself to be a little crazier.
Paulo Coelho
#28. If you ask me if I'm imagining it again, I'm going to punch you out, Dead Man Walking."
Michael raised his eyebrows and glanced at Eve. "He doesn't sound crazy."
"Er," she clarified, "crazier. He sounds like he's back to normal, which is baseline crazy.
Rachel Caine
#29. Could be I've finally gone crazy, but men crazier than me have done greater things than I've ever dreamed, so we'll see where it takes me." ~ Tom Parker, Imagination Stone
Drew Bankston
#30. This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.
Chelsea Handler
#31. If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat.
John Green
#32. Try to fit in." Winter glanced at her, a moment of perfect clarity and even humor in the look. She was right. They were filthy. They were bloody. Winter was a well-loved princess who was prettier than a bouquet of roses and crazier than a headless chicken. Fitting in would be a miracle.
Marissa Meyer
#33. I tend to get a little quirkier and crazier with my lyrics and come from a different angle when I'm writing for myself.
Bonnie McKee
#34. Get out of here while you can. She's crazier than a syphilitic suicide bomber with mad-cow disease.
Dean Koontz
#35. It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us," I said. "We seem so normal afterward.
James Patterson
#36. That's what this war is all about, my friend. It's about which of us is the crazier.And clearly you British have an advantage.You were crazy beforehand.
Michael Morpurgo
#37. The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I'm sorry it took me so long to catch up.
Matthew Quick
#38. It's getting crazier and crazier each day. A lot of people think I'd get aggravated, but I just stay with a smile and keep on. It's the life I chose, and you have to deal with it. If not, change what you're doing.
Vince Young
#39. World is crazier and more of it than we think,
Incorrigibly plural. I peel and portion
A tangerine and spit the pips and feel
The drunkenness of things being various.
Louis MacNeice
#40. If you commit a big crime then you are crazy, and the more heinous the crime the crazier you must be. Therefore you are not responsible, and nothing is your fault.
Peggy Noonan
#41. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.
Chuck Palahniuk
#42. I ain't calling me God. I'm just doing my part on where I think hip hop should go. I think hip hop should be about more money, crazier sounds, different beats.
Tupac Shakur
#43. I was much crazier than I had imagined. Or maybe it was a bad idea to read DSM-IV when you're not a trained professional. Or maybe the American Psychiatric Association had a crazy desire to label all life a mental disorder.
Jon Ronson
#44. This is crazier and louder than I was prepared for. With every week, the fervour and anticipation seem to grow. People know my name and ambush me in public and try to figure out what hotel I'm staying at and ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair.
Robert Pattinson
#45. The truth is crazier than lies because lies are required to stick to possibilities - the truth isn't.
Caroline George
#46. They're getting crazier every day, the whole world's going crazy. And you got to take your mind out to keep your smile in place.
Wilhelmina Baird
#47. The more you love her, the crazier you get. My love was great. My crimes were greater.
Holly Black
#48. The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.
Julie Powell
#49. The saner you are, the crazier you are.
Marc Marcel
#50. No problem. You are not crazier than you were yesterday. It has always been this way, and you just never noticed.
Henepola Gunaratana
#51. Nothing like someone crazier than you to make you feel sane.
Mark Henwick
#52. What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
Ken Kesey
#53. Few things can make us feel crazier than expecting something from someone who has nothing to give.
Melody Beattie
#54. My life is in shambles. It is crazy. It couldn't get any crazier. I'm just trying to stay sane.
Barry Bonds
#55. Running with the bulls was one of my crazier judgments in life and one of those things I decided to do spur of the moment. It was pretty hilarious.
Heather Mitts
#56. I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
#57. We now play a permanent game of I-am-crazier-and-scarier-than-you. And in that game, my mother is our secret weapon.
Susan Ee
#58. Never challenge anyone crazier than you. Crazy trumps skill every damn time.
Charity Parkerson
#59. Producers on Broadway approached us with an original script after relaunching ourselves as 'A Great Big World,' and wanted us to write the music. They asked us to make the music we would sing if we could, and so we can go a little crazier. We refer to it as 'our music on steroids.'
Ian Axel
#60. Sometimes, I wake up feeling
crazier than usual.
Those are my favorite
and most productive days.
B. Diehl
#62. I'm Lila, and yes, he's crazy. But you must have noticed that before now. He was crazy back when I knew him, and he's obviously gotten crazier over
time.
Holly Black
#63. I've known Dave so long that I can tell what he's going to do before he does it. I don't want to meet the person who can predict what Luke's about to do; they'd have to be crazier than him.
Cath Crowley
#64. When in doubt, just read something written by someone crazier than you are. Pretty much always makes me feel better." -Jill
Lynn Red
#65. I like being the villian. I don't know if it has to do with my personality. You get to have a lot more fun as a villian. You don't have to stick to the rules. You can be a lot crazier. You can go off the rails.
Dolph Lundgren
#66. In Mumbai, the air is saltier. The sea is roilier. The traffic is snarlier. The pinks are pinker. The ostentation is crazier.
Hanya Yanagihara
#67. I love the company of actors, but the crazier it gets, the more I've come to realise how valuable my time is with my friends who work on the land or are builders or, you know, make music. Work in offices. Run shops.
Andrea Riseborough
#68. The ads all call me fearless, but that's just publicity. Anyone who thinks I'm not scared out of my mind whenever I do one of my stunts is crazier than I am.
Jackie Chan
#70. What don't kill me will just make me crazier
Eyedea
#71. The silence of those in positions of influence in the church who know, or have a strong suspicion, that being gay is a nonpathological minority variant in the human condition drives me crazy, far crazier than I am driven by any loud-mouthed purveyor of hateful nonsense.
James Alison
#72. I don't need to sleep to play. I'm crazy anyway. Being crazier still could only help.
Anne Rice
#73. It's crazy, right? To love someone who's hurt you? It's even crazier to think that someone who hurts you loves you.
Jodi Picoult
#74. A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.
H.L. Mencken
#75. Australians aren't really that crazy; in L.A. you get a little crazier. From my experience at least, Aussies don't really care that much about celebrities or things like that.
Brody Jenner
#76. It's true what they say - sometimes the neuros are crazier than the patients.
Stephen King
#77. There are a lot of people whose livelihoods depend on keeping lots of conservatives terrified and ill-informed. The groups that exist to raise funds raise more funds when they endorse the crazier candidate.
Alex Pareene
#78. In a sense it's a lot crazier when you're on the road and it's a lot less stable, but it's actually really healthy for me because it keeps me from isolating, which I tend to do a lot.
Fiona Apple
#79. I didn't need to be kissing a man who'd ruthlessly cut me out of his life. Didn't need to reward his shitty treatment of me. Jess had an m.o. for dealing with badly behaving males - she called it ABC: Always Be Crazier.
Kresley Cole
#80. Every guy liked to think that his demons were meaner and crazier than anybody else's.
Tom Piccirilli
#81. You love someone. You don't leave her to drown. And you don't tell her she's crazier than she already knows that she is!
Caitlin R. Kiernan
#82. If my fans think I can do everything I say I can do, then they're crazier than I am. After one of his fight predictions turned out to be wrong.
Muhammad Ali
#83. I don't think you're any crazier than anyone else here on the island
Dominique Eastwick
#84. The only thing that makes me crazier than writing is not writing.
Sara Gruen
#85. The truth has always been far too dangerous for the public to know. The truth didn't usually set people free, it just got them crazier. Most people just couldn't handle the truth.
James Patterson
#86. I've always thought I could use my brain and my heart to jockey everyone around to the good. But life is not jockeyable. When you try, you make people infinitely crazier than they already were, including or especially yourself.
Anne Lamott
#87. You're killing me because you want me to give a message to God for you?" Jace shook his head, the point of the blade scraping across his throat. "You're crazier than I thought
Cassandra Clare
#88. I knew it sounded crazy, but crazier things have turned out to be true.
Ransom Riggs
#89. There's nothing crazier than a Christmas tree all lit up.
Jenny Han
#90. A girl asked me if I believe in God. I asked back if she believes I'm real. She said she's not sure. Well well now, look who's crazier!
Robin Sacredfire
#91. What's interesting is that my style is a lot crazier than what I project out there. It's a lot edgier.
Eva Mendes
#93. Was the man cleverer than he looked or just crazier? The line separating the two seemed rather thin
Tarun Shanker
#94. I'm not much crazier than anybody else, but I'm not much saner.
Robert Stone
#97. We're all crazy, Ms. Sutton. Some of us are simply crazier than others.
Lily White
#98. If things get too much for you and you feel the whole world's against you, go stand on your head. If you can think of anything crazier to do, do it.
Harpo Marx
#99. Amanda took the lead following her sense of smell. On the other hand, I followed a werewolf who was leading me by her nose. Not sure, which of us was crazier.
Jazz Feylynn
