Top 60 Crazier Than Quotes
#1. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.
Chuck Palahniuk
#2. The number one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule and you will be sorry.
Kris Kristofferson
#3. Individuals should think about the worst-case scenarios and plan for them. The world will be crazier than you think it will be. Put money away, and then you can live with much more freedom.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
#4. The Americans, he laughed drunkenly. They build more cars than anybody in the world, and take them out and dump them in terrible traffic jams. The only thing crazier than the Americans were the Russians, who never had traffic jams because they didn't have cars.
Stephen Hunter
#5. Theres nothing more reassuring than a world thats crazier than you are.
Stellan Skarsgard
#6. The only thing crazier than hallucinating a fictional videogame spaceship would be to blame it on a frosted breakfast pastry.
Ernest Cline
#7. Well," he said at last, "if you guys elect me leader, you must be even crazier than I am. So let's build a spankin' hot war machine!
Rick Riordan
#8. He had broken one of the cardinal rules - Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself - and he'd been loving life ever since. They
Christopher Moore
#9. Kid,' he laughed 'you're crazier than a shithouse rat in an Indian restaurant but you've got yourself a deal. Vinny! Lace up, you and the KFC are going three rounds.
David Louden
#10. Nothing like someone crazier than you to make you feel sane.
Mark Henwick
#11. No problem. You are not crazier than you were yesterday. It has always been this way, and you just never noticed.
Henepola Gunaratana
#12. The nice thing about having a friend who is crazier than you are is that she bolsters your belief in your own sanity.
Julie Powell
#13. The truth is crazier than lies because lies are required to stick to possibilities - the truth isn't.
Caroline George
#14. I was much crazier than I had imagined. Or maybe it was a bad idea to read DSM-IV when you're not a trained professional. Or maybe the American Psychiatric Association had a crazy desire to label all life a mental disorder.
Jon Ronson
#15. The silence of those in positions of influence in the church who know, or have a strong suspicion, that being gay is a nonpathological minority variant in the human condition drives me crazy, far crazier than I am driven by any loud-mouthed purveyor of hateful nonsense.
James Alison
#16. It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us," I said. "We seem so normal afterward.
James Patterson
#17. Get out of here while you can. She's crazier than a syphilitic suicide bomber with mad-cow disease.
Dean Koontz
#18. Try to fit in." Winter glanced at her, a moment of perfect clarity and even humor in the look. She was right. They were filthy. They were bloody. Winter was a well-loved princess who was prettier than a bouquet of roses and crazier than a headless chicken. Fitting in would be a miracle.
Marissa Meyer
#19. If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat.
John Green
#20. Could be I've finally gone crazy, but men crazier than me have done greater things than I've ever dreamed, so we'll see where it takes me." ~ Tom Parker, Imagination Stone
Drew Bankston
#21. I didn't really think this poor woman was out to destroy the world. You have to be crazier than just schizophrenic to have an interest in that kind of thing. Usually you have to be a religious nut, too.
Cherie Priest
#22. She was prettier than a bouquet of roses and crazier than a headless chicken. Fitting in was not an option.
Marissa Meyer
#23. Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race.
Amy Holder
#24. That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone having a good fucking laugh.
Chuck Palahniuk
#25. Winter was a well-loved princess who was prettier than a bouquet of roses and crazier than a headless chicken.
Marissa Meyer
#26. So if you think for a second I'm going to let you end this without giving me a legitimate reason, you are truly crazier than I thought. I'm in this thing with you, a willing participant, and you can't decide for both of us. Not anymore.
Alice Clayton
#27. Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
Frank Zappa
#28. Every guy liked to think that his demons were meaner and crazier than anybody else's.
Tom Piccirilli
#29. It's true what they say - sometimes the neuros are crazier than the patients.
Stephen King
#31. The ads all call me fearless, but that's just publicity. Anyone who thinks I'm not scared out of my mind whenever I do one of my stunts is crazier than I am.
Jackie Chan
#32. What do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin'? Well you're not! You're not! You're no crazier than the average asshole out walkin' around on the streets and that's it.
Ken Kesey
#33. When in doubt, just read something written by someone crazier than you are. Pretty much always makes me feel better." -Jill
Lynn Red
#34. I've known Dave so long that I can tell what he's going to do before he does it. I don't want to meet the person who can predict what Luke's about to do; they'd have to be crazier than him.
Cath Crowley
#36. Sometimes, I wake up feeling
crazier than usual.
Those are my favorite
and most productive days.
B. Diehl
#37. Never challenge anyone crazier than you. Crazy trumps skill every damn time.
Charity Parkerson
#38. I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
#39. Few things can make us feel crazier than expecting something from someone who has nothing to give.
Melody Beattie
#42. There's nothing crazier than a Christmas tree all lit up.
Jenny Han
#43. You love someone. You don't leave her to drown. And you don't tell her she's crazier than she already knows that she is!
Caitlin R. Kiernan
#44. If my fans think I can do everything I say I can do, then they're crazier than I am. After one of his fight predictions turned out to be wrong.
Muhammad Ali
#45. I don't think you're any crazier than anyone else here on the island
Dominique Eastwick
#46. The only thing that makes me crazier than writing is not writing.
Sara Gruen
#47. I've always thought I could use my brain and my heart to jockey everyone around to the good. But life is not jockeyable. When you try, you make people infinitely crazier than they already were, including or especially yourself.
Anne Lamott
#48. You're killing me because you want me to give a message to God for you?" Jace shook his head, the point of the blade scraping across his throat. "You're crazier than I thought
Cassandra Clare
#49. What's interesting is that my style is a lot crazier than what I project out there. It's a lot edgier.
Eva Mendes
#51. I'm not much crazier than anybody else, but I'm not much saner.
Robert Stone
#53. We're all crazy, Ms. Sutton. Some of us are simply crazier than others.
Lily White
#54. We now play a permanent game of I-am-crazier-and-scarier-than-you. And in that game, my mother is our secret weapon.
Susan Ee
#55. Was the man cleverer than he looked or just crazier? The line separating the two seemed rather thin
Tarun Shanker
#56. I feel like - and maybe you're going to think I'm crazy for saying this - 'Vampire Diaries' has crazy fans, 'Pretty Little Liars' has crazy fans, but I swear to you, I have never met crazier fans than 'One Tree Hill's.
Torrey DeVitto
#57. Thus the creative genius may be at once nave and knowledgeable, being at home equally to primitive symbolism and to rigorous logic. He is both more primitive and more cultured, more destructive and more constructive, occasionally crazier and yet adamantly saner, than the average person.
Frank X. Barron
#58. This is crazier and louder than I was prepared for. With every week, the fervour and anticipation seem to grow. People know my name and ambush me in public and try to figure out what hotel I'm staying at and ask me to bite them and want to touch my hair.
Robert Pattinson
#59. World is crazier and more of it than we think,
Incorrigibly plural. I peel and portion
A tangerine and spit the pips and feel
The drunkenness of things being various.
Louis MacNeice
#60. I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
Tucker Max
