Cosmo Quotes

#1. But in after days Cosmo repented of having so completely dropped the old gentleman's acquaintance; he was under obligation to him; and if a man will have to do only with the perfect, he must needs cut himself first, and go out of the world.

George MacDonald

#2. No, I assure you. I have yet to have a relationship in real life, but I've read lots of Cosmo and I used to take a ton of those quizzes about love." "Wow... that's really reassuring. NOT.

R.S. Grey

#3. And home pregnancy tests? They are so last century. Nowadays, I think there's an app that calls your iPhone to warn you that if you finish that third cosmo, you may wind up with a wombmate.

Lizz Winstead

#4. The rain's been racing earthwards as if with some religious or political fanaticism. The clouds have the look of dark internal bleeding. Surely you lot look up from Cosmo while this sort of thing's going on? Surely you take a Playstation break?

Glen Duncan

#5. You never have to buy an issue of Cosmo again to be the 'Best Lover He's Ever Had.' Just remember this phrase: 'Oh my goodness, I don't know if that will fit.' Then start mentally picking out jewelry.

Lisa Ann Walter

#6. Between the ages of fourteen and twenty-four, foreplay changes from being something that boys want to do and girls don't, to something that women want and men can't be bothered with ... The perfect match, if you ask me, is between the Cosmo woman and the fourteen-year old boy.

Nick Hornby

#7. Uh, you're the fashionable expert here. I just sort of throw on things that don't have holes in them and hope for the best. I read a Cosmo onece on the toilet. Does that count?

Sara Wolf

#8. You have to tell guys to ask you on a date. Smile when you do it - however that works, I'm not 'Cosmo.' But yeah - not a lot of people know how to 'court' anymore, sorry.

Julie Klausner

#9. I feel like it's such an exercise in, like, several things to read a ton of 'Cosmo's or 'Glamour's or whatever, all at once. Because you start realizing how they're just talking about nothing for many pages, and they sort of lull you into this hypnotic state.

Megan Amram

#10. I stayed at 'Cosmo' well beyond my internship, moving up the ranks over some 15 years to become books editor, then brand director, then editor-at-large - editing everything from an excerpt of Gore Vidal's memoir to writing some of those juicy cover lines myself.

John Searles

#11. Yet there was also something slightly spooky about them. Norton could never understand how men with advanced scientific and technical training could possibly believe some of the things he had heard Cosmo Christers state as incontrovertible fact.

Arthur C. Clarke

#12. It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports Illustrated, GQ, Esquire, Field & Stream or Guns & Ammo.

Merrill Markoe

#13. I love San Francisco so much. I call it the Emerald City and have been coming here since 1992. I have a few old friends that live here, and my aunt and uncle live in Oakland. I think it's a magical city - it's big, sexy and very 'cosmo' with a small-town feel.

Andy Cohen

#14. I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don't have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I'll be a bloke, they don't have to make sense either.

Louise Rennison

#15. Cosmo Girl with a passion for fashion and a magic flask.

Seth

#16. You read my Cosmo?"
"I read all of your magazines. I took all the love quizzes and pretended I was you answering the questions."
"How did I do?"
"You cheated," I said.

Michael Chabon

#17. And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.

Kristin Hannah

#18. It's my sick fantasy to be a Cosmo cover.

Deana Carter

#19. Curiosity provoked me to lay a lot of our country stuff on our predominantly black audience and some of our black audience began whispering "who is that black hillbilly at the Cosmo?"

Chuck Berry

#20. When I did the cover of 'Cosmo International,' Turkey picked it up and I got a lot of backlash for it.

Khloe Kardashian

#21. I don't care what Cosmo says about exercise improving sex. Some things aren't worth the cost.

Lois Greiman

#22. You know, nerd is the new black. I read that in Cosmo.

Megan Erickson

#23. Mona began firing with deadly accuracy, also with a stream of Spanish words that Cosmo suspected were not taught in kindergarten.

Eoin Colfer

#24. I'll be careful."
He looked at her.
"I promise."
"Call me if you need me."
"Cosmo."
He turned to look at her.
"It does go both ways. I don't want to get a call from Tom Paoletti and Decker every Memorial Day.

Suzanne Brockmann

#25. Cosmo was halfway through a particularly nasty dream involving two Parasites, Ziplock, and a hair dryer,

Eoin Colfer

#26. Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

Stephen Colbert

#27. To go from hating the way I looked to being a 'Cosmo' centerfold is a profound honor.

Adam Richman

#28. A 'Cosmo' cover has been my dream my entire life. I cried when I found out.

Kaley Cuoco

#29. There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'

William Cosmo Monkhouse

#30. Where in the self-help section of Barnes and Noble does one find a guide on dealing with a supernatural stalker?

Cosmo Knox

#31. Although I don't live there anymore, Scotland is a great place for the people coming over to visit and to tour around the Highlands, because it is a very magical place.

James Cosmo

#32. Who can think without horror of what another widespread war would mean, waged as it would be with all the new weapons of mass destruction.

Cosmo Gordon Lang

#33. I think HBO seems to have an extraordinary clever knack of catching the pulse of its audience. It really, really knows its audience.

James Cosmo

#34. I do still sit back and wonder when I'm in LA if this is all really true or is it all kid-on. But it's great. I always bear in mind that the right place and time have a huge deal to do with it, and there are hugely talented actors who haven't had that break.

James Cosmo

#35. Losing my teeth didn't impede my acting, but it was a constant worry and meant I was never completely relaxed.

James Cosmo

#36. I've come off horses and fought in medieval battles using axes, hammers and swords as well as fists. Getting your teeth knocked out is an occupational hazard.

James Cosmo

#37. I've spent my life doing action films and most of my own stunts, so my teeth have been knocked out along the way. It happened so frequently that I can't even remember where I lost most of them.

James Cosmo

#38. I got a couple of front teeth knocked out during a football match when I was hit by a flying elbow.

James Cosmo