Cosmic Joke Quotes

#1. What if it's just a big, cosmic joke?
Then ... laugh!
.85.

Dee Lestari

#2. Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it to
be one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughing
but the forces that be - given that they are even a wee bit human.

Lori Goldson

#3. It is a cosmic joke. Preoccupation with survival has set the stage for extinction.

John Steinbeck

#4. What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

Jimmy Buffett

#5. God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

Mark Twain

#6. What is the universe? Is it a great 3D movie in which we are the unwilling actors? Is it a cosmic joke, a giant computer, a work of art by a Supreme Being or simply an experiment? The problem in trying to understand the universe is that we have nothing to compare it to.

Heinz Pagels

#7. But if you were Charlotte, and you had been feeling that life was some cosmic joke that had no punchline, and in the space of a moment you had gone from being Charlotte-without-a-kitten to being Charlotte-with-a-kitten, you too would have found it nothing short of remarkable.

Anne Ursu

#8. It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Lea DeLaria

#9. At bottom, to be colored means that one has been caught in some utterly unbelievable cosmic joke, a joke so hideous and in such bad taste that it defeats all categories and definitions.

James A. Baldwin

#10. Lose no time; be always employed in something useful.

Benjamin Franklin

#11. As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us. There

Stephen King

#12. The guy was infected with bird flu because he took a sick chicken, slaughtered it and and then ate it.

Thaksin Shinawatra

#13. If our faith is strong, we'll go to heaven, and we'll understand the whole thing when we get there. As if life were a joke, and heaven the place where the cosmic punchline is finally explained to us.

Stephen King

#14. You can't photograph if you're not in love.

W. Eugene Smith

#15. The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for 5 seconds and think for 10 minutes.

William Davis

#16. Regrets are passions that aren't pursued.

Mel Walsh

#17. American Muse, whose strong and diverse heart So many men have tried to understand But only made it smaller with their art, Because you are as various as your land.

Stephen Vincent Benet

#18. Only to bureaucrats can the idea occur that establishing new offices, promulgating new decrees, and increasing the number of government employees alone can be described as positive and beneficial measures.

Ludwig Von Mises

#19. Though I'm not religious in the classical sense I did partake in Passover.

Fran Drescher

#20. What I like most about an aquarium is that all ages, from toddlers to pre-schoolers to retired grandparents, can really enjoy the wonders of the sea.

Jim Pattison

#21. Conall checked his watch. Again. Soon his personal wet fantasy would be here. He wondered if it would be inappropriate to tackle her in the hallway as soon as she arrived and drag her up to his bedroom. Probably. Damn human etiquette.

Shelly Laurenston

#22. If you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best ... "
"and then everything will blow up in your face anyway. Don't you get the punchline yet? Its the great cosmic practical joke: Knock knock, who's there? Big kick in the Ass.

Brad Meltzer

#23. What studies please, what most delight,
And fill men's thoughts, they dream them o'er at night.

Thomas Creech

#24. I want to be on the field. It's a better place to talk to the guys. It's a relaxed atmosphere. You want to make sure you know what's going on, not just with the hitters.

Don Mattingly

#25. As for my family, Ren was Ren and his family was his family and mine were who they were and usually this would be a Romeo and Juliet type of scenario. But I wasn't big on Shakespeare so my family was also just going to have to deal.

Kristen Ashley

#26. There is no reason for believing that any sort of gods exist, and quite good reasons for believing that they do not exist and never have. It has all been a gigantic waste of time and a waste of life. It would be a joke of cosmic proportions if it weren't so tragic.

Richard Dawkins

#27. Someday I'd like to be a father, not of a human child, but something more reasonable.

Dov Davidoff