Top 76 Best Divorce Sayings

#1. This very easy divorce had become very difficult. I thought I was in the express lane and it was all fast tracks from there. Think again.

Brenda Perlin

Best Divorce Sayings #1039
#2. An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

Ursula Parrott

Best Divorce Sayings #2383
#3. My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

Milton Berle

Best Divorce Sayings #3513
#4. The divorce has become a reality.

Mikhail Margelov

Best Divorce Sayings #3965
#5. Marriage is what you make of it, and God has many versions of what that looks like based on what different souls need, in order to grow.

Shannon L. Alder

Best Divorce Sayings #5496
#6. I can't divorce myself from my childhood. I try to write as much fiction as I possibly can, but there are so many things that are touchstones of my childhood like being on the swim team and playing soccer and the particularities of sports season and environments that make their way into my books.

Jeff Kinney

Best Divorce Sayings #7670
#7. I've gone through a really hard divorce, and anyone who has gone through a divorce will speak about how hard the journey is from start to finish. It's a life-uprooting time.

Christina Aguilera

Best Divorce Sayings #8670
#8. You promised me you would never cheat on me, that you'd love me forever and we would never get a divorce." "I still love you, and I hate that I cheated on you, and I wish we'd never gotten divorced.

Terry McMillan

Best Divorce Sayings #13146
#9. He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Best Divorce Sayings #15171
#10. In ancient times people mistook us for gods, but we peculiars are no less mortal than common folk. Time loops merely delay the inevitable, and the price we pay for using them is hefty - an irrevocable divorce from the ongoing present.

Ransom Riggs

Best Divorce Sayings #15862
#11. There is far too much of divorce, wherein hearts are broken, and sometimes lives are destroyed.

Gordon B. Hinckley

Best Divorce Sayings #17690
#12. Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife

Shelley Winters

Best Divorce Sayings #19839
#13. You know, I'm allowed to f - king date, I haven't seen this guy in three years. We're in the middle of a divorce. For a woman, she has to wait. For a man, who cares? That's what it's painted as.

Khloe Kardashian

Best Divorce Sayings #23326
#14. As a parent, I can empathize with how difficult raising children can be. There are challenges, especially within the framework of divorce, when parental guilt can sometimes blur what should be the best decision.

LZ Granderson

Best Divorce Sayings #23667
#15. Years ago I wanted to buy an apartment in New York City. I was a single female - I had gone through my divorce - I had three children, I was in show business and black. It was, like, impossible.

Diana Ross

Best Divorce Sayings #25191
#16. I have always regarded divorce as essentially disagreeable, like castor oil, but necessary.

Mary Roberts Rinehart

Best Divorce Sayings #28089
#17. After my parents' divorce when I was 4, I spent weekends with my dad before we finally moved to California. By the time Sunday rolled around, I was incapable of enjoying the day's activities, of being in the moment, because I was already dreading the inevitable goodbye of Sunday evening.

Rob Lowe

Best Divorce Sayings #33001
#18. I always disagreed with the separation of the name and the brand and the person To build on that name and brand is one thing. To divorce the name and the brand from the person was not an approach that I agreed with.

Martha Stewart

Best Divorce Sayings #38348
#19. I think it's unworkable. What are we going to have, people like in contentious divorces suddenly claiming that one or the other of them should go to jail because once he or she spanked the child.

Sean Hannity

Best Divorce Sayings #39974
#20. Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

Rebecca West

Best Divorce Sayings #43144
#21. Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

Kevin Hart

Best Divorce Sayings #43382
#22. I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

Jessica Simpson

Best Divorce Sayings #46649
#23. And from my place, and from the time that I went through my divorce, I also had my father pass away in the middle of all that. And it kind of made everything else just kind of like the back burner, you know.

Vince Gill

Best Divorce Sayings #50872
#24. Often, parents feel overwhelmed. Many must accomplish the whole job single-handedly while bearing all of the emotional pain of divorce.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

Best Divorce Sayings #51142
#25. The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

Len Deighton

Best Divorce Sayings #51556
#26. When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Helen Rowland

Best Divorce Sayings #54260
#27. Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.

Pope Leo XIII

Best Divorce Sayings #57198
#28. Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot.

Suzanne Finnamore

Best Divorce Sayings #60625
#29. They had a sound basis of union. Margot was too beautiful for Macomber to divorce her and Macomber had too much money for Margot ever to leave him.

Ernest Hemingway,

Best Divorce Sayings #60698
#30. Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult.

Priscilla Presley

Best Divorce Sayings #61114
#31. When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Best Divorce Sayings #62726
#32. If you can look at somebody and say, 'I never loved you, you were a mistake,' that's one thing. But if you look at him and say, 'You were everything and I poisoned it because I wouldn't stand up for myself,' that's hard. That's too hard ...

Jennifer Crusie

Best Divorce Sayings #63880
#33. When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend, he breaks the spell that made him once the special one.

Linda Alfiori

Best Divorce Sayings #64707
#34. In the bible homosexuality is condemned, but along with divorce and greed and callousness toward poor people. So its elevation to a highest priority among some religious groups has been very disturbing to me.

Jimmy Carter

Best Divorce Sayings #67735
#35. It takes a long time to really be married. One marries many times at many levels within that marriage. If you have more marriages than you have divorces within the marriage, you're lucky and you stick it out.

Ruby Dee

Best Divorce Sayings #69496
#36. I do believe in forgiving and forgetting. There was a reason we were together. I just want to hold on to the good times.

Eva Longoria

Best Divorce Sayings #69521
#37. Marriage is always something of a compromise, as I'm sure you're now aware. Any long-term relationship is - and one does have to see it in the long term, Charles. No, I expect your mother and myself will never divorce. It's uneconomic and, at my age, usually unnecessary.

Martin Amis

Best Divorce Sayings #69633
#38. I know of few families today that aren't touched to some extent by the heartache of divorce, including our own.

Billy Graham

Best Divorce Sayings #74631
#39. Genesis began with the Father losing His family. Revelation ends with Him getting them back. Is there nothing to be learned from this sad cycle? Truly, family is the legitimate theme of holy text.
pg vi

Michael Ben Zehabe

Best Divorce Sayings #74782
#40. I don't know how to let you go/ You are so deep down in my soul.

Keith Anderson

Best Divorce Sayings #77808
#41. Like the muscles knew from the beginning that it would end with this, this inevitable falling apart ... It's sad, but a relief as well to know that two things so closely bound together can separate with so little violence, leaving smooth surfaces instead of bloody shreds.

Julie Powell

Best Divorce Sayings #78548
#42. Any woman has the power to be truly happy, with or without a man.

Linda Alfiori

Best Divorce Sayings #78604
#43. I think one of my favourite films is 'Dark Victory' with Bette Davis. Why? She was so wonderful in that film. And maybe I just want a good cry once in a while without having to go through a divorce.

Debbie Reynolds

Best Divorce Sayings #78902
#44. Once you get to your forties or fifties in this society, very few people haven't had at least one body blow - financial, bankruptcy, divorce, relationship disaster, addiction, trouble with a child, trouble with a parent. Most people take some blow.

Marianne Williamson

Best Divorce Sayings #79301
#45. Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.

Honeya

Best Divorce Sayings #82744
#46. My main focus is to try to give myself time to heal ... Forgiveness takes time. It is the last step of the grieving process.

Elin Nordegren

Best Divorce Sayings #84448
#47. For a time after my divorce everything began to seem profoundly ironic to
me. I found myself thinking of other peoples' worries as sources of amusement and private derision which I thought about at night to
make myself feel better.

Richard Ford

Best Divorce Sayings #84516
#48. I was suffering a divorce, and I was very unhappy because my children were very young. It hit me when a woman, a fan, was chatting with me. She was pleased to meet Big Bird because her children liked him and liked the show, but she didn't know that my face was streamed with tears.

Caroll Spinney

Best Divorce Sayings #84678
#49. There can be no summary and dramatic end to a marriage - only a slow and painful unravelling of a tangled skein of threads too stubborn to be broken.

Wallis Simpson

Best Divorce Sayings #84950
#50. Well ... not exactly together. He'd buy a sofa and I'd buy a couple of matching chairs. One has to plan on divorce at all times ... still, it was a landmark of sorts. I'd never gotten to the furniture-buying stage before.

Armistead Maupin

Best Divorce Sayings #87144
#51. It is not wise, or even possible, to divorce private behavior from public leadership ... By its very nature, true leadership carries with it the burden of being an example.

Gordon B. Hinckley

Best Divorce Sayings #88177
#52. The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.

Lemuel K. Washburn

Best Divorce Sayings #89105
#53. By this means we presume we have established for ever, a true and legitimate marriage between the Empirical and Rational faculty; whose fastidious and unfortunate divorce and separation hath troubled and disordered the whole race and generation of mankind.

Francis Bacon

Best Divorce Sayings #90408
#54. Tough break-up? Trash stinks, which is why you toss it.

Donna Lynn Hope

Best Divorce Sayings #92239
#55. Love seeks the best. Love endures all times. Love never changes.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Best Divorce Sayings #138547
#56. The best way to get OVER one is to get UNDER one

Jon R. Michaelsen

Best Divorce Sayings #194193
#57. I know I will have to come to forgiveness and acceptance of what has happened for me to go on and be happy in the future. And I know I will get there eventually. I wish him all the best in the future, as a person and as an athlete ... I feel privileged to have witnessed a part of his golfing career.

Elin Nordegren

Best Divorce Sayings #202686
#58. As a divorced man, I can say from experience that there may come a time when a couple decides it is best to live separate lives: where you have different dreams and are no longer willing to make sacrifices to achieve the other's goal.

Carlos Wallace

Best Divorce Sayings #432455
#59. It turns out there is something worse than attending a wedding where you don't know anyone: attending a wedding where you know six people, and they are all your ex-husband's best friends.

Lauren F. Winner

Best Divorce Sayings #447017
#60. The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.

Miguel De Cervantes

Best Divorce Sayings #502944
#61. Of the many horrors of divorce, the most egregious is that it robs a kid of the best of both worlds. Dads can do many things that even the best moms can't, and vice versa.

Rob Lowe

Best Divorce Sayings #628807
#62. Trust is the bedrock of intimacy; it is the ability to rely on someone because you believe that he or she has your best interest at heart.

Chana Levitan

Best Divorce Sayings #679576
#63. If you raise the bar and offer your best to others then you deserve the same or better. Sometimes you have to divorce people who add no value to your life because they have nothing to offer but drama.

Bindu

Best Divorce Sayings #895247
#64. Do you regret your divorce? Was getting a divorce the best or worst thing that could have ever happened to you? Did you marry again? Will you marry again?

London Tracy

Best Divorce Sayings #1038381
#65. She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy.
I do have a knack for finding great women.

Craig Ferguson

Best Divorce Sayings #1197280
#66. There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out.

Jeff Douglas

Best Divorce Sayings #1225556
#67. Everyone knows that when you go through a divorce, it's a really difficult time for both parties and you've all - you believe, you both believe, individually, that you've put your best into it.

Heather Mills

Best Divorce Sayings #1321519
#68. I am grieved for my children - and boy's in particular - that this modern age is emasculating men under the guise of "the best interest of the children".

H. Kirk Rainer

Best Divorce Sayings #1340737
#69. Marriage creates one world for your child. For that alone, two old friends can try to see a peaceful world through the eyes of their angels.

Shannon L. Alder

Best Divorce Sayings #1362024
#70. I used to loathe ambivalence; now I adore it. Ambivalence is my new best friend.

Suzanne Finnamore

Best Divorce Sayings #1436237
#71. No marriage is one person's failure any more than it's one person's success, so it works best to see a marriage that has ended simply as something that didn't work out.

Merle Shain

Best Divorce Sayings #1449388
#72. One last "happy" thought: Your marriage will end either in death or divorce. (Think about it!) So well before the "I do's" (and the eventual tears), why not give both of yourselves a chance for a marriage that can be the best it can be?

J. Thomas Steele

Best Divorce Sayings #1499705
#73. Life actually is this mystery and gift. And every moment of it can be full of real radical joy and wakefulness. And for some reason in our most difficult times, we have the best chance to wake up. Many people will tell you that their divorce or illness or loss of job was the wake up call.

Elizabeth Lesser

Best Divorce Sayings #1500750
#74. Oprah deserves the best. I am not the best when it comes to divorce. What do I know about divorce? Nothing at that time.

Suze Orman

Best Divorce Sayings #1543747
#75. The best divorce is the kind where there are no children. That was my first divorce. You walk out the door and you never look back.

Nora Ephron

Best Divorce Sayings #1556801
#76. How do you know? How best to ensure his nervous breakdown?" I ask.
"Keep going," Christian says. "Just go on as if nothing has happened. We all hate that.

Suzanne Finnamore

Best Divorce Sayings #1711863

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