Top 89 Before Coffee Quotes

#1. No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.

Cherise Sinclair

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#2. Like Che Guevara, he'd appear wearing his beret, his pointed beard with the drooping mustache, and the cocksure swagger of someone who has just planted dynamite all over Cambridge and couldn't wait to trigger the fuse, but not before coffee and a croissant.

Andre Aciman

Before Coffee Quotes #481186
#3. Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.

Josh Lanyon

Before Coffee Quotes #532525
#4. Talking to the animals? Is that really how you want to start your day?"
"Manny was helping me get my life back on track. We're discussing life goals and career choices."
Maya held up her hands. "Not before coffee, I beg you.

Susan Mallery

Before Coffee Quotes #97019
#5. That was before I had my coffee. I'm not responsible for any information delivered pre-caffeine.

Irene Hannon

Before Coffee Quotes #1420618
#6. After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I'd forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn't bode well for my chances at making it through the morning without killing myself. Or someone else.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Before Coffee Quotes #887384
#7. Finding your passion is like finding your career soul mate. You 'date around' a bit, trying various jobs, but one day you find something you love so much you wanna marry it and see it every morning before your first cup of coffee.

Emme

Before Coffee Quotes #1354447
#8. If I feel ragged, my prep team seems in worse condition, knocking back coffee and sharing brightly colored little pills. As far as I can tell, they never get up before noon unless there's some sort of national emergency, like my leg hair.

Suzanne Collins

Before Coffee Quotes #1346218
#9. The first coffee of the morning is never, ever, ready quickly enough. You die before it's ready and then your ghost pours the resurrection potion out of the moka pot.

Helen Oyeyemi

Before Coffee Quotes #1316671
#10. How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins.

Kevin James

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#11. Before you can steal fire from the Gods you gotta be able to get coffee for the director

David Mamet

Before Coffee Quotes #1184424
#12. They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

David Letterman

Before Coffee Quotes #1184025
#13. No living orator would convince a grocer that coffee should be sold without chicory; and no amount of eloquence will make an English lawyer think that loyalty to truth should come before loyalty to his client.

Anthony Trollope

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#14. He went to the coffee pot and picked it up, attempting to pour a cup before he realized it was empty and frowned. "Why is the rum always gone?" he muttered in his best Captain Jack Sparrow imitation as he riffled through cabinets.

Elizabeth Sharp

Before Coffee Quotes #1111350
#15. My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.

Beeban Kidron

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#16. Today, antibiotics are as common as a cup of coffee. In the 1950s they were relatively new. Today, over-use has reduced their efficacy but in the 1950s they really were a miracle drug. Sister Monica Joan had never had penicillin before, and responded immediately.

Jennifer Worth

Before Coffee Quotes #1059848
#17. Did you bring me a hamburger?
Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before.
Coffee?
It's late.
Doughnuts?
No.
What good are you then?

Rachel Caine

Before Coffee Quotes #1011511
#18. A woman with long, blonde hair stood for a moment on the other side of the door. She looked similar to his date. Was she entering or leaving the coffee house?
Before Paul could confirm her identity or stand and run after her, she strode away and disappeared in the crowd.

Cheryl Sterling

Before Coffee Quotes #1009629
#19. I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Before Coffee Quotes #973465
#20. Isn't hot coffee a wonderful thing? How did people get along before it was invented?

Betty Smith

Before Coffee Quotes #966691
#21. I really am a smoothie person. I love making a morning smoothie and then will drink some coffee and will not eat at all before lunch.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Before Coffee Quotes #949740
#22. All of Africa will be free before we can get a lousy cup of coffee.

James A. Baldwin

Before Coffee Quotes #925216
#23. I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.

Bella Abzug

Before Coffee Quotes #920310
#24. My wife thinks a B&B is a romantic getaway. I think it's creepy, sharing coffee with strangers who were eavesdropping on you the night before.

Tom Papa

Before Coffee Quotes #909760
#25. We are big composters. We compost everything - bread, tea bags, coffee grounds. I even dump out my old coffee in the garden. We keep a mixing bowl on the counter and just fill it up as the day goes along, then dump it in the mulch pile before dinner and wash it with the dinner dishes.

Katherine Center

Before Coffee Quotes #1867759
#26. I didn't really care for coffee-it was too bitter for my tastes-but I knew it would help wake me up, so I braced myself to take a drink.

Before I could even sip, Maxon slid the bowl of sugar in front of me. Like he knew.

Kiera Cass

Before Coffee Quotes #1674887
#27. Moist had seen the Falls before and that's just what they were ... falls. Pretty good falls by the standard of falls, but once you'd looked at them for a few minutes undoubtedly someone would say; 'Where can we get a coffee around here?

Terry Pratchett

Before Coffee Quotes #1837919
#28. I read obituaries first thing in the morning. With a cup of coffee. This is NOT MORBID. Just epic. Maybe it's a way of trying to figure out, before the day begins, what is important. And I am curious about all the little things that make up life. Little?

Maira Kalman

Before Coffee Quotes #1826808
#29. You wake up and feel a sudden sadness that you never felt before. You try to find a reason behind it but you cannot. You think coffee might change the feeling. So you make yourself a hot cup of coffee and put on the music player. Do you feel better now?

Avijeet Das

Before Coffee Quotes #1807335
#30. Sometimes even now I think I see him in the street or standing in a window or bent over a book in a coffee shop. And in that instant, before I understand that it's someone else, my lungs tighten and I lose my breath.

Siri Hustvedt

Before Coffee Quotes #1804454
#31. Before competition, I always take an ice bath to make my body feel more refreshed. Then I always have coffee with a little cream and sugar. It's a superstitious thing.

McKayla Maroney

Before Coffee Quotes #1795496
#32. It's a kind of meditation, especially when you wake up before everyone else. And it gives my hands something to do while I scheme." "Is that what I've been doing wrong?" Maeve wondered aloud, stirring a lump of sugar into her coffee. "I've never actually set aside time to deliberately scheme.

Gabriella Pierce

Before Coffee Quotes #1769944
#33. There is some consensus: There's obsession, there's never satiety, and there's always remorse. For me, the big thing is that you're always breaking a promise - for example, you promise yourself you're just going to have coffee with a man, then before you know it, you're in bed together.

Susan Cheever

Before Coffee Quotes #1766773
#34. I had a respected SF writer call me 'girlie' and demand that I get him a coffee, before the panel we were on together.

Ann Aguirre

Before Coffee Quotes #1757326
#35. I'm at my most productive before I even have my first cup of coffee. I only get slower and stupider as the day progresses.

Anthony Bourdain

Before Coffee Quotes #1745025
#36. She smiled as sweetly as a show poster for the glorified, all-American Ziegfeld girl just before dumping her second cigarette into Wally's fresh cup of coffee.

Libba Bray

Before Coffee Quotes #1707088
#37. Another head - and a black alpaca jacket and a serviette this time - to tell us coffee is ready. Not before it is time, too.

D.H. Lawrence

Before Coffee Quotes #1424533
#38. I was having coffee with my bodyguard. I didn't expect to be hunting bad guys until later. Leather before sundown is tacky.

Kim Harrison

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#39. The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.

Kelly Moran

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#40. I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

Charlie Sheen

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#41. I had a very simple life growing up in the farm country outside of Perugia, and biscotti and warm milk with a tiny bit of coffee were a big part of my morning ritual before walking to school.

Brunello Cucinelli

Before Coffee Quotes #1552352
#42. A very good drink they call Chaube that is almost as black as ink and very good in illness, especially of the stomach. This they drink in the morning early in the open places before everybody, without any fear or regard, out of clay or China cups, as hot as they can, sipping it a little at a time.

Leonhard Rauwolf

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#43. deja brew, the feeling that you have had this coffee before

Rina Suryakusuma

Before Coffee Quotes #1488201
#44. Slayde came out of the kitchen, long brown hair pulled back into a ponytail, T-shirt dusted with flour, coffee in hand. If you wake the kids up before two, I'm going to beat you with a skillet.

Sean Michael

Before Coffee Quotes #1466913
#45. I'm a very early riser, and so I like to get up and try hard to write before the day even really gets started. Just me and a pot of coffee - I find I can get a lot done that way.

Cliff Sloan

Before Coffee Quotes #1458322
#46. Sure some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!

Geoff Blake

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#47. I write both at home and at coffee shops, and I have a terrible work ethic - I have a tendency to write most of my books right before the deadline. I'm trying to work on that, but so far, I'm not getting any more organized.

Elizabeth Hoyt

Before Coffee Quotes #149027
#48. The next person who tells me to hurry up before I finish my cup of coffee gets a bullet in the ass." ~ Jenna

Jessie Lane

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#49. [On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.

Laura Kightlinger

Before Coffee Quotes #359158
#50. I grew up not liking coffee, even though I'm from Brazil. Then I realized when I moved to San Francisco that it's not that I don't like coffee, I just didn't like the coffee I'd had before. I fell in love with my morning cup of coffee, and my second one at 11 A.M., and so on and so forth.

Mike Krieger

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#51. The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you're talented.

Gary Gulman

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#52. On set, I have a lot of coffee ... so I try to chug water before going for that next cup.

Jessica Stroup

Before Coffee Quotes #328186
#53. I've never been a morning person, and if it's one thing I don't need before my first cup of coffee, it's a visit from the cops. But at eight forty-five on a Friday morning, two of them waited for me at my law office.

Debbi Mack

Before Coffee Quotes #212099
#54. There are no thought processes before my morning coffee!

William Davrick

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#55. Just before our wedding, a German coffee farmer warned me that I was about to make a big mistake. "The longer you live in Arusha, the poorer you'll be," he said. "Don't give up your life in America. There is nothing for you here." My

Sara Tucker

Before Coffee Quotes #162495
#56. He was amused by their 'ass stories' (histoires de cul) told over morning coffee at noon about their exploits the night before.

Edmund White

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#57. Being here all day, I was quite exhausted - I had to drink coffee before the match to stay awake

Jelena Jankovic

Before Coffee Quotes #155096
#58. Whole Foods smells like the hippie I dated before Daniela - a tincture of fresh produce, ground coffee, and essential oils. The

Blake Crouch

Before Coffee Quotes #464113
#59. Bread without butter or coffee without milk is an awful calamity, as if everything before being put in our mouth must first be held under a cow.

John Muir

Before Coffee Quotes #145049
#60. To see Kyle, to wave to him, like getting off at the 79th street station, near where Kyle lives, instead of going all the way to the Lincoln Center station near school, so I can grab coffee and watch him walk by before I, too, walk on to Tuttle, about fifty feet behind him.

Alex Flinn

Before Coffee Quotes #108053
#61. Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.

Tanya Masse

Before Coffee Quotes #90403
#62. Quite frankly, I am not very comfortable in chitchat. When I go to board meetings, I arrive two minutes before and leave when it's over. I don't stay for lunch or go early and have coffee.

Louis V. Gerstner Jr.

Before Coffee Quotes #78275
#63. The saga started out a normal day - don't they all? I mean, surely one morning back there in prehistoric times a dinosaur woke up, yawned, chewed some coffee beans, and thought his day was going to be dead boring, just before a comet slammed into his neighborhood.

Rachel Caine

Before Coffee Quotes #63756
#64. During my breakdown, many things, tiny things I had not even registered before, had begun to torment me with guilt. I used to steal Splenda from Starbucks. I would go into a Starbucks whenever I needed the sweetener and would take a fistful of packets, even when I didn't buy a coffee.

Akhil Sharma

Before Coffee Quotes #46788
#65. The one thing I don't consume during 'Today' - which surprises many people - is coffee. I find that a lot of water helps wake me up, without the buzz. I love coffee, but usually reserve a double espresso as an afternoon pick-me-up before settling in to do the weekend 'Nightly News.'

Lester Holt

Before Coffee Quotes #35217
#66. Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!

Johann Sebastian Bach

Before Coffee Quotes #22620
#67. Cheri grinned cockily at Pam and turned to Chelsea. "I figure my coffee won't have time to get cold before this is over.

C.B. Cook

Before Coffee Quotes #12230
#68. When we rise in the morning ... at the table we drink coffee which is provided to us by a South American, or tea by a Chinese, or cocoa by a West African; before we leave for our jobs we are already beholden to more than half the world.

Martin Luther King Jr.

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#69. Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can't see a damn thing before having coffee.

Aleksandra Ninkovic

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#70. Every morning just before breakfast I don't want no coffee or tea, just me and my good Buddy Wieser, that's all I ever need.

George Thorogood

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#71. I have to have my coffee. I probably have three cups a day, but only before noon.

Tim Gunn

Before Coffee Quotes #828099
#72. You want anything from me before the sun is up, you better have a cup of coffee in your hand.

Natalie Herzer

Before Coffee Quotes #787752
#73. Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.

Dalton Trumbo

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#74. I rise near dawn, make a strong cup of coffee, wander to my desk and come fully awake by reading something written the day before.

Daniel Woodrell

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#75. Human beings would split the atom and invent television, nylon, and instant coffee before they could figure out the age of their own planet.

Bill Bryson

Before Coffee Quotes #712014
#76. I know many people have said it before, but there is nothing a cup of coffee and a new pair of shoes can't fix!

Marissa Jaret Winokur

Before Coffee Quotes #698566
#77. Before I started Coffee of Grace, I assumed all coffee came from Latin America or Indonesia. I wasn't familiar with African coffee.

Grace Hightower

Before Coffee Quotes #696575
#78. It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Charlie Sheen

Before Coffee Quotes #683651
#79. It looked like GQ was having a convention and all the best looking guys had decided to have a coffee at Fortnum's before going to seminars on how to cope with being really, unbelivably, fucking gorgeous

Kristen Ashley

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#80. I'm an early riser. I get up between five and six, have coffee, and read for a couple of hours before everyone else gets up.

David Bowie

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#81. Just so you know," I inform him, "one day, I'm going to get tired of sharing your affection with that coffee table and I'm going to make you choose." "Just so you know," he mimics me, "I would chop that table up and use it for firewood before I would ever choose anything over you.

Katja Millay

Before Coffee Quotes #600534
#82. deja brew, the feeling like you have had this coffee before

Rina Suryakusuma

Before Coffee Quotes #583092
#83. I get up, get coffee, and go into my home office. I check email and Twitter before I start work, but I have to try not to get too distracted.

Julie Kagawa

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#84. Outlaws like to sleep in. I've been FBI for eight years, and I've never once had cause to shoot anyone before eleven in the morning. Not as long as I get my coffee anyway.

Joe Hill

Before Coffee Quotes #543475
#85. You and I are so different: I am one word at a time one foot in front of the other, slowly, always testing how surely footing is before proceeding to the next sentence with ruminative breaks for buttered toast and coffee.

Carlene Bauer

Before Coffee Quotes #543394
#86. And for almost four hours they sat at the opposite ends of the couch, the portable phonograph on the coffee table before them, their faces lit with silent and sorrowful fascination, listening as the music of a dead world filled the summer night.

Stephen King

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#87. I don't know how to exist before 9 A.M. And without coffee, I'm not classified as a human. Actually, I could be regarded as a threat.

Katie Findlay

Before Coffee Quotes #477428
#88. Australians are coffee snobs. An influx of Italian immigrants after World War II ensured that - we probably had the word 'cappuccino' about 20 years before America. Cafe culture is really big for Aussies. We like to work hard, but we take our leisure time seriously.

Hugh Jackman

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#89. We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say we had vodka before it and vodka afterwards.

Philip Sington

Before Coffee Quotes #469792

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