Top 63 Bar Man Quotes

#1. A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.

Tommy Cooper

Bar Man Quotes #336201
#2. The more time he spent with him, the more complex his feelings became. He was slowly peeling away the layers of the cocky man he'd met in the bar, and every time he discovered something new, he found himself getting more and more involved.

Ella Frank

Bar Man Quotes #1551377
#3. I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.

Jeremy Piven

Bar Man Quotes #1058039
#4. So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."

Chic Murray

Bar Man Quotes #1086561
#5. Up until two years ago, I was one of the top-selling real estate agents in the tricounty area. I went to a convention in Boca Raton. I had one too many margaritas, met a tall, pale, and handsome man in the bar, and woke up a vampire."
"I was mistaken for a deer and got shot," I offered."
"Oh.

Molly Harper

Bar Man Quotes #1100011
#6. Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse.

Graydon Carter

Bar Man Quotes #1136575
#7. I think that I love society as much as most, and am ready enough to fasten myself like a bloodsucker for the time to any full-blooded man that comes in my way. I am naturally no hermit, but might possibly sit out the sturdiest frequenter of the bar-room, if my business called me thither.

Henry David Thoreau

Bar Man Quotes #1150375
#8. People can buy a bottle of gin and drink it at home for about a buck a drink, whereas they are willing to go to a bar and pay 12 bucks for the same cocktail. The difference is that man needs to be social. So I believe that there is a strong demand for games that are social.

Nolan Bushnell

Bar Man Quotes #1164970
#9. A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much he passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door, at which point the bartender yells, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" "That's not a lion! It's a giraffe.

Barry Dougherty

Bar Man Quotes #1185361
#10. Long before it legally served me, the bar saved me. It restored my faith when I was a boy, tended me as a teenager, and when I was a young man the bar embraced me.

J.R. Moehringer

Bar Man Quotes #1213895
#11. all just heightened the sensations of fucking the hottest man in the bar in a messy back-room encounter. Ty

Abigail Roux

Bar Man Quotes #1250473
#12. I've never been with a man who has a piercing before. The bar goes vertically, with one silver ball resting on the sensitive underside, and the other just where the head starts on the top of his shaft.

Belle Aurora

Bar Man Quotes #1267901
#13. Saying you like "Piano Man" doesn't mean you like Billy Joel; it means you're willing to go to a piano bar if there's nothing else to do

Chuck Klosterman

Bar Man Quotes #1319836
#14. The piano sounds like a carnival and the microphone smells like a beer. And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and say, man, what are you doing here?

Billy Joel

Bar Man Quotes #1365432
#15. If you would attract good fortune, you must get rid of doubt. As long as that stands between you and your ambition, it will be a bar that will cut you off. You must have faith. No man can make a fortune while he is convinced that he can't.

Orison Swett Marden

Bar Man Quotes #1434922
#16. And if these be unprincipled agents who scruple at nothing, he will be a bold man who will deny that there are always to be found men at the bar who lend their services most cordially to back and support these agents in their most desperate cases.

George Combe

Bar Man Quotes #1493218
#17. I remember my agent at ICM at the beginning of my career telling me that I wasn't pretty enough, that I was always going to be a quirky sidekick. And he was an ogre of a man. He should have been carrying a torch. If he was in a bar, he couldn't have come near me, and then he was deciding my fate.

Whitney Cummings

Bar Man Quotes #1020442
#18. Aristotle compiled the first known comprehensive list of all winners of the Olympic Games. Which means that quite probably he was sat in a bar with Plato, muttering 'Go on then, give me any year you like and I'll tell you who won the four-man bobsleigh.'

Mark Steel

Bar Man Quotes #1574459
#19. Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah.

John Zorn

Bar Man Quotes #1586903
#20. Catholics have more extreme sex lives because they're taught that pleasure is bad for you. Who thinks it's normal to kneel down to a naked man who's nailed to a cross? It's like a bad leather bar.

John Waters

Bar Man Quotes #1605089
#21. The man at the end of the bar was looking at me. ... Should I get drunk and sleep with him now? But I could see that I would regret that so much I would want to die after. I didn't want to get involved with anyone, and I didn't want to bear being alone with the warmth left by someone long gone.

Fuminori Nakamura

Bar Man Quotes #1610177
#22. Time is never wasted coming to an old man bar.

Bonnie Jo Campbell

Bar Man Quotes #1634377
#23. The younger man sitting next to her, her son perhaps, who looked to be in his forties, had a bar code tattooed on the back of his tanned neck, as if he were a supermarket product.

Liane Moriarty

Bar Man Quotes #1648997
#24. When he went into that bar and saw Tony there with somebody, his head close to a handsome blond one, his hand on the man's arm, Mac had been so ... jealous.

Kaje Harper

Bar Man Quotes #1650955
#25. I also believe that you are what you have to defend, and if you're a black man that's always going to be the bar against which you are judged, whether you want to align yourself with those themes or not. You can think of yourself as a colourless person, but nobody else is gonna.

Don Cheadle

Bar Man Quotes #1681741
#26. You gotta fish or cut bait,man.This has gone on long enough. You're playing with fire, every damn time you walk in this bar.

Karen Rose

Bar Man Quotes #1683128
#27. Man is eating the earth up like a candy bar.

Anne Sexton

Bar Man Quotes #1710538
#28. That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar.

Robert Harris

Bar Man Quotes #1744739
#29. She hadn't come for any of that. She came for him. Twenty feet in front of her, leaning back against the waist-high bar, stood the man she'd spent all day tracking down - the infamous Dillon James. The man who would soon have the power to take away everything she held dear.

J.M. Stewart

Bar Man Quotes #1770876
#30. He wished he was doing much more than kissing the back of her silky hand, though throwing her on the bar and devouring her like a man-eater wasn't a wise option.
But ... he was only human.

Ophelia London

Bar Man Quotes #1815615
#31. In the early days, I used to see him all the time. Like, in the street, or I'd see a man in a bar and be
so sure it was him that my heart would start racing. I used to hear his voice in crowds. But that stopped,
a long time ago. Now, I think he might be dead.

Paula Hawkins

Bar Man Quotes #1831579
#32. One day a man came into the bar and ordered a pint and a pousse-cafe, adding "for our lass" in case I thought he was a ballet dancer or something.

Harry Pearson

Bar Man Quotes #1845696
#33. No man would ever want a girl who roams nude in a bar and drenches herself in bear on a slumber party.

Farhan Shahjahan

Bar Man Quotes #611439
#34. I'm weird. I'm not too focused on the physicality of a man. They just have to become my best friend, and then I start to get attracted to them. I've never been in a bar and just hit on a guy and started kissing him; I've never done that in my life.

Ana De La Reguera

Bar Man Quotes #13361
#35. My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.

Charlaine Harris

Bar Man Quotes #14041
#36. For a man it's like if something goes on on-stage you'll have a drink at the bar and talk about it. With a female artist it's a big deal, you have a meeting and she's mad at you for the next couple of shows!

Chris Johnson

Bar Man Quotes #40655
#37. If I want a man I'll go to a cheap bar, like any other sane woman. I, for one, haven't hit rock bottom.

Eleanor Prescott

Bar Man Quotes #51747
#38. The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.

Timothy Olyphant

Bar Man Quotes #71664
#39. I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

Zach Braff

Bar Man Quotes #117450
#40. There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation.

Herbert Spencer

Bar Man Quotes #162000
#41. Well actually I'm not a man but a carrot. The band was eating salads one day and a carrot fell off of the salad bar onto a microphone and the band realized that they had just discovered something brilliant. Me.

Thom Yorke

Bar Man Quotes #165863
#42. Is it a man walking on the beach, winking at the girls and looking for going to bed? Is it someone who wears a lot of gold chains and rings and sits at the bar? Because this is not me! I am very, very Latin, but not so much lover.

Antonio Banderas

Bar Man Quotes #235079
#43. Gamache wondered how low the bar was set when all a man had to do to attract a woman was not smell like decomposing bears.

Louise Penny

Bar Man Quotes #385308
#44. and then he would be off. Probably a good job Jeanie had decided to go home as he hadn't enough cash on him to keep her supplied with gin all night. Still, it was pay day tomorrow. Across the bar his eye fell on a man trying to catch the

Lynda Page

Bar Man Quotes #458826
#45. A smile from an attractive woman at a bar very rarely ends up in any sort of sexual encounter. But a man is a fool not to push the suggestion as far as it will go, and he's that man.

Scarlett Johansson

Bar Man Quotes #511664
#46. So here I am - a 75-year-old man sitting on a bar stool in a blues club, trying to figure out exactly how I got here. Any way you look at it, it's a helluva story.

Buddy Guy

Bar Man Quotes #529686
#47. A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,

Darynda Jones

Bar Man Quotes #543544
#48. On the floor, and hanging on to the bar, squatted an old man, immobile as an object. His years had reduced and polished him as water does a stone or the generations of men do a sentence.

Jorge Luis Borges

Bar Man Quotes #611003
#49. Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'

Tommy Cooper

Bar Man Quotes #1046635
#50. Let's have an honest conversation about what's going on. A man and a man at a bar looks like mentoring. A man and a woman at a bar looks like dating.

Sheryl Sandberg

Bar Man Quotes #625205
#51. Where do murderers go, man! Who's to doom, when the judge himself is dragged to the bar?

Herman Melville

Bar Man Quotes #718741
#52. A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

Tommy Cooper

Bar Man Quotes #721165
#53. There's nothing more annoying than a man ordering wine at a bar when you're not eating.

Chelsea Handler

Bar Man Quotes #785578
#54. I closed my own jazz bar so I could be a man who can write novels as I like. I was pleased about that. This pleasure was connected to the pleasure of writing.

Haruki Murakami

Bar Man Quotes #812884
#55. The labor of a human being is not a commodity or article of commerce. You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron.

Samuel

Bar Man Quotes #820854
#56. What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.

Alison Rosen

Bar Man Quotes #829861
#57. True religion must raise to work at the bar and the bench, on the couch and on the streets, in the cottage of the poor man and in the penthouse of the entrepreneur, with the fisherman that is catching fish and with the students that are studying.

Abhijit Naskar

Bar Man Quotes #866489
#58. Marvin Gaye was the ultimate ladies' man and a big part of that was the way he dressed. If you're having trouble getting ladies, step your suit game up and see the difference. Walk into a bar in a tailored suit and I guarantee every girl will check you out.

Mayer Hawthorne

Bar Man Quotes #869168
#59. Every time you sort of let go of the bar, you knew someone was there to catch you, and vice versa. And, I mean, come on. It's Method Man. It's been a dream to meet him forever.

Josh Peck

Bar Man Quotes #928032
#60. I'll tell you this up front: The other dead man, the murder victim, was my brother. There's nothing left of him. There's only me, left to speak in his place, sitting in this bar, waiting for condolences no one's ever going to offer.

Kamel Daoud

Bar Man Quotes #936977
#61. Though everyone in the bar knew who he was, no one asked him about the death, though one old man did rustle his newspaper suggestively.

Donna Leon

Bar Man Quotes #947899
#62. I'm a man of some intelligence. I've had some education, passed the bar, practiced law. I've been a teacher and I deal with men of substance, statesman, business leaders, the clergy ... So why do I spend my time arguing with Dizzy Dean?

Branch Rickey

Bar Man Quotes #1000688
#63. The issue is privacy. Why is the decision by a woman to sleep with a man she has just met in a bar a private one, and the decision to sleep with the same man for $100 subject to criminal penalties?

Anna Quindlen

Bar Man Quotes #1016766

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