Top 100 Bag Quotes

#1. I always have a Sharpie, because usually when someone asks me for an autograph, they don't have a pen. I carry one in my purse, as well as in my tennis bag.

Maria Sharapova

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#2. I tell my students, 'When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.

Toni Morrison

Bag Quotes #1653589
#3. Most people lie and let life play upon them like the tepid discharges of a douche-bag.

Lawrence Durrell

Bag Quotes #1653692
#4. You know I ain't got no brand new bag.

Junior Wells

Bag Quotes #1654846
#5. Well, as I said, you look terrible, for one thing. Beat-up terrible. Like someone was using you as a punching bag." He ran a hand gently over his face. "Is it really that bad?" He sighed as I nodded. "Is that the only reason for your concern, Dr. Fisher?" He paused in between bites.

J.M. Richards

Bag Quotes #1655372
#6. No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.

Tom Stoppard

Bag Quotes #1656687
#7. Yeah, but I want to take a look at your little peashooter. It's kinda cute."
"It's a gun," Brenda said.
Lula pulled her Glock out of her bag and aimed it at Brenda. "Bitch, this is a gun. It could put a hole in you big enough to drive a truck through.

Janet Evanovich

Bag Quotes #1658865
#8. I pay attention to the sun. I've worn sunglasses while I play, for years, and apply sunscreen. No matter where I'm playing, there's a rain suit in my bag, too.

Louis Oosthuizen

Bag Quotes #1660445
#9. My husband's family is military. Preparation is just, from that family perspective, it's just a part of what makes sense to do. You buy insurance for your house; you have a go bag.

Sarah Wayne Callies

Bag Quotes #1663027
#10. Copy my favorite moves and my Tour-proven setup positions, and you'll start catching it on the sweet spot every time, with every club in your bag.

Sergio Garcia

Bag Quotes #1663282
#11. Hell, even I'm a little surprised by Nine
between this and our little heart-to-heart in the doorway earlier, I might have to upgrade him from total douche bag to minor tool.

Pittacus Lore

Bag Quotes #1666400
#12. Reading one's own poems aloud is letting the cat out of the bag. You may have always suspected bits of a poem to be overweighted, overviolent, or daft, and then, suddenly, with the poet's tongue around them, your suspicion is made certain.

Dylan Thomas

Bag Quotes #1666676
#13. I reached reverently into the bag, then took a big bite of the cornetta. It was warm and melty and tasted like every perfect thing that could ever happen to you. Italian summers. First loves. Chocolate.

Jenna Evans Welch

Bag Quotes #1667236
#14. The rattle of plastic keys reminds me of a squadron of butterflies failing to fight their way out of a paper bag.

Clive James

Bag Quotes #1667455
#15. You might as well ask why a middle-aged man with no criminal record might put a paper bag over his head and rob a bank. I acted out of personal desperation.

Aldrich Ames

Bag Quotes #1668557
#16. I have been going to Italy since 1980, but I always went to do work. I did not live overseas, because I do not like running around with everything I own in a paper bag.

Bill Dixon

Bag Quotes #1670330
#17. I opened the bag and ran my hand through his ashes. He's like an instant universe. Just add a little water, and we'd have a big bang right here.

Trebor Healey

Bag Quotes #1671692
#18. I could tell that the wolf thought he had it in the bag, a savage smile curling up the edges of his mouth, when all of a sudden the tree next to ours swung one of its branches over and whacked the ever-loving shit out of that wolf, right on its stupid wolf head.

Elle Casey

Bag Quotes #1673264
#19. I got caught stealing when I was a kid from the local bodega right across the street from where we lived. I tried to steal a big bag of Red Hot Dollars. And I swear, I was about 7 years old and the bag was bigger'n me.

Marlon Wayans

Bag Quotes #1674495
#20. When I got home I peered down at the lobster to see how he was doing. The inner plastic bag was sucked tight around him and clouded up. It looked like something out of an eighties made-for-TV movie, with some washed-up actress taking too many pills and trying to off herself with a Macy's bag.

Julie Powell

Bag Quotes #1675236
#21. The climber, like a fox which is hard-pressed, should always have one more trick in his bag.

Whipplesnaith

Bag Quotes #1677406
#22. The day had been a bag of pissed off cats, and I wasn't feeling particularly good about myself at that moment.

J.P. Sloan

Bag Quotes #1684261
#23. Check the card before you play. If you have a couple of long par 3s, put an extra hybrid in your bag. You'll be glad you did.

Ernie Els

Bag Quotes #1687310
#24. Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes.

Dave Marr

Bag Quotes #1689078
#25. I love sushi. Once on Valentine's Day, someone I was dating rocked up at the airport to pick me up with a bag of salmon because I love it so much.

Ella Eyre

Bag Quotes #1690814
#26. A colorful Chanel bag is a way to mix up anything.

Ashley Madekwe

Bag Quotes #1693419
#27. He perceived that this memory-jumbled rag-bag of material was in fact the very heart of her, her self-portrait, the way she looked in the mirror when nobody else was in the room ...

Salman Rushdie

Bag Quotes #1695137
#28. If you ever go to any event ever, for any reason, they will give you a tote bag. Medical conference? Tote bag. Wedding? Tote bag. Syrian refugee arriving in Canada? Maple leaf tote bag. My orthodontist gave me a tote bag. And a t-shirt. Which I put in the tote bag.

Jennifer McCartney

Bag Quotes #1695642
#29. I mean I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag. But when you grit your teeth and stick it out until dawn!

Suzanne Collins

Bag Quotes #1695652
#30. She takes the fortune cookies from the bottom of the bag and throws them into a glass bowl she keeps in the closet. She has no desire to know what her future might hold.

Alice Hoffman

Bag Quotes #1697939
#31. Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.

Corey Taylor

Bag Quotes #1699419
#32. Though I said that affection was the greatest enemy of love, I would never deny that it's a very good substitute. I'm not sure that a marriage founded on it isn't the happiest.
[The book-bag]

W. Somerset Maugham

Bag Quotes #1700961
#33. A shame. As promising as a sky full'a rainbows but as useful as a bag'a dirt.

Quoleena Sbrocca

Bag Quotes #1701197
#34. I want to make you hold onto that bag while I bury myself in you so hard and so deep you don't know your own name. -Nick Rixey

Laura Kaye

Bag Quotes #1701403
#35. To play a bag woman is brave for any woman.

Daphne Zuniga

Bag Quotes #1703624
#36. A well-conceived product excels at what it does. It's close to being functionally flawless - like a Ziploc bag, a radio from Tivoli Audio, a Philips Sonicare toothbrush, a Nespresso coffee maker or Google's home page.

Gary Hamel

Bag Quotes #1705479
#37. She fully expected to see a maniacal killer raising his arms with a plastic bag in his hands to suffocate her

Elle Klass

Bag Quotes #1706225
#38. I'm a "what you see is what you get" kind of guy. I don't have any time to be showing anybody any bag of tricks.

Guy Fieri

Bag Quotes #1708425
#39. Unlike a bag of heroin, a girl can be sold again and again.

Peggy Kern

Bag Quotes #1709672
#40. Everybody's talking about the President, we all chipped in for a bag of cement.

Paul McCartney

Bag Quotes #1710662
#41. And even this heart of mine has something artificial. The dancers have sewn it into a bag of pink satin, pink satin slightly faded, like their dancing shoes.

Edgar Degas

Bag Quotes #1713813
#42. I might be eating something, and the bag opens in a cool way, and I'm like, 'I wanna put that in the song.'

Benny Blanco

Bag Quotes #1713822
#43. Was the earth made to preserve a few covetous, proud men to live at ease, and for them to bag and barn up the treasures of the Earth from others, that these may beg or starve in a fruitful land; or was it made to preserve all her children?

Gerrard Winstanley

Bag Quotes #1714366
#44. The United States has the most sophisticated financial markets in the world, which does not leave much room to maneuver. But it also offers investors the greatest access to information and the ability to execute trades quickly and efficiently. So it is a mixed bag of opportunity.

Andrew Lo

Bag Quotes #1716563
#45. Music always hits me when I'm driving so I keep a recorder in my bag.

Angie Stone

Bag Quotes #1720400
#46. I once had a crush on one of my teachers. I wrote him a love letter and stuck it in a bag in his office. I didn't write my name on it, but I'm sure he figured out it was me.

Jennifer Hudson

Bag Quotes #1723578
#47. Alice's face widens in horror. I left my candy Coture bag on the table!' 'Oh, the tragedy! Smitty joins in, girlying it up. The dead people might be ... touching it!

Kirsty McKay

Bag Quotes #1724182
#48. Life throws up enough road blocks to keep you from writing; you can't be adding to them yourself by saying you can only write in one specific place. I'm in New York half the time and Texas half the time, and I work wherever - in my computer bag I have some foam ear plugs that I can put in.

Philipp Meyer

Bag Quotes #1724909
#49. Hardison held up a gigantic bag that Parker could have used as a dress. "I picked up all sorts of things," he said with a smile. "I grabbed the entire run of Chew, and I savaged the first trade paperback for the Magic: The Gathering comic, signed by the writer, no less.

Matt Forbeck

Bag Quotes #1727059
#50. I had hope in my future. She had a body bag in hers.

Kori Bates

Bag Quotes #1727936
#51. Recipe for friendship:
2 cups of TRUST, 1 dash of CARING, 2 cups of UNDERSTANDING, 2 spoonfuls of SHARED SECRETS, 1 cup of MUTUAL AFFECTION, 1 spoonful of CRAZY, and a whole bag of FUN

Karen Gibbs

Bag Quotes #1728573
#52. What every artist should try to prevent is the car, in which is our civilized life, plunging over the side of the precipice
the exhibitionist extremist promoter driving the whole bag of tricks into a nihilistic nothingness or zero.

Wyndham Lewis

Bag Quotes #1729304
#53. I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what?

Janet Evanovich

Bag Quotes #1730118
#54. Where I used to imagine you as a girl with a bag full of stones, ready to throw them at any foe who crossed her path, you have become the stone itself.

Kiera Cass

Bag Quotes #1730119
#55. I left with my canvas bag in which a few fundamental things were packed and took off for the Pacific Ocean with the fifty dollars in my pocket.

Jack Kerouac

Bag Quotes #1730685
#56. When I was 7 years old I saw Jimmy Connors make someone carry his bag, as though he were Julius Caesar. I vowed then and there that I would always carry my own.

Andre Agassi

Bag Quotes #1731701
#57. I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress.

Vivienne Westwood

Bag Quotes #1731892
#58. It took me ten years and seven books to bag an agent - it took me that long to start writing good.

Jasper Fforde

Bag Quotes #1733022
#59. Preparing food is one of life's great joys, but a lot of times, parents ask their kids if they want to cook with them and then tell them to go peel a bag of potatoes. That's not cooking - that's working!

Guy Fieri

Bag Quotes #1733074
#60. Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on his shoulders. On the two first nights of Passover, Elijah the Prophet goes about looking for those who have fallen asleep at the Seder, and takes them away in his bag.

Sholom Aleichem

Bag Quotes #1734116
#61. I think it's very important to feed the body what it craves and not be in your head about it, panicking, carrying around some calorie-counting wheel in your bag or something equally absurd. I'm really not a fan of that at all.

Tracy Anderson

Bag Quotes #1737453
#62. Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Fred Allen

Bag Quotes #1737926
#63. Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being shot by the US military in Gloucestershire?

Mark Thomas

Bag Quotes #1738270
#64. His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Bag Quotes #1739093
#65. One thing to avoid is trendy stuff, though - you gotta go timeless. Even if you want a little luxury in your life and you want to splurge on a Gucci bag, pick a great black one you can wear all the time.

NeNe Leakes

Bag Quotes #1741337
#66. His glasses, carefully folded, placed in my mum's outstretched hand. His coat. An envelope. His watch. His shoes. And when we left, clutching a plastic bag with his belongings, the clouds were still there,

Helen Macdonald

Bag Quotes #1741939
#67. It was always sort of my dream to make handbags and I wanted a handbag that was very sharp, very structured, very tailored ... I wanted a bag you could put all of your things in it, you can open it, you could close it, you could hid all your tricks, but it's not all lumpy.

L'Wren Scott

Bag Quotes #1744729
#68. In contravention of my belief that any life ending in death is essentially pointless, I needed my friends to open up that plastic bag and take one last look at me. Someone had to remember me, if only for a few more minutes in the vast silent waiting room of time.

Gary Shteyngart

Bag Quotes #1744735
#69. What did that stupid deserting crap-bag ex-boyfriend, ex-best friend with the most perfect stupid hair do? He DIDN'T delete his crap off the desktop before he fled my life and left me all alone. That's what he did.

James Patterson

Bag Quotes #1747209
#70. Packing a bag doesn't make you aware of changes, rather it compels you to postpone the past, and the present is taken up with concerns about the immediate. Time slides over the travelers' skin.

Andres Neuman

Bag Quotes #1748190
#71. "And I stole some oxen jerky out of Bercelak's bag. He makes the best oxen jerky."
"Bercelak the Vengeful cooks?"
"Aye. And he's surprisingly good at it, too!

G.A. Aiken

Bag Quotes #1748596
#72. Oh, sorry, I'm thinking about Cousin Mary. Talk about a dog. That girl was so ugly we had to put a bag over her head when we went to town so we wouldn't get arrested for public indecency.

Nick Wilgus

Bag Quotes #1749840
#73. When I get a brand new bag, I wear it for months and months.

Rebecca Gayheart

Bag Quotes #1751064
#74. Why would I? Seriously, what guy turns down Die Hard? The only thing that could sweeten this deal is if you offered me some booze."
"I don't have any." She stops to think. "But I've got a whole bag of gummy bears hidden in my desk drawer."
"Marry me," I say instantly.

Elle Kennedy

Bag Quotes #1751709
#75. Ziploc bag. If you have more than one child, place each

Marie Bailey

Bag Quotes #1753332
#76. God and Satan play poker with Tarot cards for the soul of an alcoholic sandwich-bag salesman obsessed with Bernini's 'The Ecstasy of St. Teresa.

David Foster Wallace

Bag Quotes #1753668
#77. If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

Bobby Jones

Bag Quotes #1759557
#78. It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag's strap up on her shoulder.

Dennis Sharpe

Bag Quotes #1760173
#79. My idea of a meal, if I was hungry, was to open a bag of potato chips.

Sandra Cisneros

Bag Quotes #1761876
#80. Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As

J.R. Ward

Bag Quotes #1763855
#81. I'm not into sugar for kids, but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake.

Tobey Maguire

Bag Quotes #1765287
#82. I like visual images and there are certainly other bands that have strong visual images going all the way back to Elvis Presley, but it's kind of like that's never really been my bag. Probably because I'm too shy.

Frank Black

Bag Quotes #1765610
#83. Mark held up his plastic bag. Inside it, a small orange fish swam around in a circle. "This is the best patrol we've ever done," he said. "I have never been awarded a fish before.

Cassandra Clare

Bag Quotes #1766464
#84. They love a brown rice stir-fry, but they also love their 'Coke of the week ... My daughter gravitates toward fresh fruit and raw nuts but will inhale a bag of hot Cheetos at the airport. It's all about balance.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Bag Quotes #1767195
#85. Once you take the cat out of the bag, you can't cram it back in.

Jen Calonita

Bag Quotes #1769178
#86. If your ass falls off, put it in a bag and take it to the meeting.

Stephen King

Bag Quotes #1769717
#87. What? she asked, like she was surprised, even though she was fully aware that she was both distracting herself and distancing herself by becoming Therapist Sadie, rather than being Sadie the bag of flail who was marinating in her own lustypants.

Maisey Yates

Bag Quotes #1773001
#88. You keep your wine in a paper bag, you shouldn't be too upset when it leaks.

Joe Abercrombie

Bag Quotes #1774616
#89. You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

Jim Norton

Bag Quotes #1774660
#90. Poor guy," Liam sighed, digging one of her tacos out of the bag. "Why?" she asked, totally confused. "You're dating this dude, yet gave your anal virginity to me. Must not like him too much," he said. She almost choked on air. "You

Stylo Fantome

Bag Quotes #1774686
#91. My mouth dropped open, because even if it wasn't my best friend, I knew the guy who was presently rubbing the short stubble on his chin. The only new thing about him was the little scar on his left eyebrow. It was Gabriel Green, known to me as Gabe the douche bag. Great!

Stephanie Witter

Bag Quotes #1777193
#92. I don't like to go into subways, because I always see them [ mice]. They are like my naguales [kindred animal spirits]. They follow me. I have literally stepped off of a plane in Phoenix and gotten my bag and stepped out on the curb and they'll be a big desert rat walking right in front of me.

Sandra Cisneros

Bag Quotes #1777501
#93. If the killer had really wanted to keep his victim's provenance hidden, he would have taken the head far away, or simply weighted it and thrown it into the fast-flowing tide of the Thames. The invention of the garbage bag had been a boon to murderers everywhere.

Christopher Fowler

Bag Quotes #1778098
#94. How bad is it?"
"The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way," HARV said. "The bag is now clearly catless, and there's a very foul odor coming from the fan.

John Zakour

Bag Quotes #1779765
#95. Your past is like a bag of bricks; set it down and walk away. Quit collecting every painful word, memory and mistake. Collect hope.

Bryant McGill

Bag Quotes #1780088
#96. We are all born with a grab bag of gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money.

Bill O'Reilly

Bag Quotes #1780684
#97. a bag of wet farts. But

Pierce Brown

Bag Quotes #1780695
#98. Celtic 'is a magic bag, into which anything may be put, and out of which almost anything may come ... Anything is possible in the fabulous Celtic twilight, which is not so much a twilight of the gods as of the reason.

J.R.R. Tolkien

Bag Quotes #1782511
#99. I used to carry a bag of records down to my friend's house every Friday, and we'd sit down and play all the records I loved, and we'd look at the album covers.

Bonnie Tyler

Bag Quotes #1784601
#100. Men strolled through life with a wallet in their pants, and women were saddled with children, the map, the bag, the half-empty water bottles. Resentment

Janice Y.K. Lee

Bag Quotes #1784714

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