Top 88 Attitude Humor Quotes
#1. Attitude, humor and action (persistence) will whip fears and rejection. Fear of failure doesn't exist, if you believe it doesn't.
Jeffrey Gitomer
#2. There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
Saurabh Sharma
#3. Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
Richelle Mead
#4. You know," Elijah raised a hand to shake a finger at her, "you have an attitude problem."
"I certainly do. Your attitude is a huge problem for me.
Jacquelyn Frank
#5. Beneath the people we think we are, there are funnier, happier, livelier people that we keep ignoring.
Rebecca Murphy
#6. I'll never be the size that has single digits and my thighs will always touch when I walk but I'm ok with that.
Sugar Jamison
#7. Can you be serious for two words?"
"Not without effort.
Steven Brust
#8. I think if there was a boarding school for personality makeovers, you'd probably get a scholarship.
Lauren Layne
#9. I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, 'What's wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
Bill Hicks
#10. Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants.
Cathy Burnham Martin
#11. Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.
Heather Chapple
#12. When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.
Louis C.K.
#14. G. I. Gurdieff, "Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson"
So-and-so-and-so-must-be; do-not-do-what-must-not-be.
Mullah's favorite saying. p. 598
Gurdieff
#16. Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.
Claire Cook
#17. We must have the attitude that every child in America - regardless of where they're raised or how they're born - can learn.
George W. Bush
#18. The exorcist had a slightly Australian tinge to his voice, and the laid-back, whatever-comes-next attitude of a man who had suddenly realised two degrees short of a sunstroke that exorcism was the perfect career choice he'd never been offered in school.
Kate Griffin
#19. Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.
Christopher Paolini
#20. His attitude, though always bad, has changed since he helped me prep the Pandora charm for Morgan. He thinks I'm falling for her, as ridiculous as that sounds, and he might be tempted to take matters into his hands.
Kim Harrison
#21. Shirley: "Christopher, would you like to tell Olivia what "F.I.N.E" means?"
Christopher: "Fucked-up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional"
...
Olivia: "But what if you really do feel fine?"
Shirley: "Christopher, care to answer that?"
Christopher: "Um, there's no such feeling as fine.
Amy Reed
#22. What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent ... Apparently he also has a pet cougar.
Stacy Mantle
#23. As a gentleman- assuming you still have some pretensions in that direction- of honor- again, perhaps presumptuous, but still supposing your passing acquaintance with the concept- it is your duty- I won't even trouble to speculate here, but remain naively hopeful- to protect those under your care.
Connie Brockway
#24. Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#25. If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.
Teri Garr
#27. Allan looked at the bus and then at the suitcase, then again at the bus and then again at the suitcase. It has wheels, he said to himself. And there's a strap to pull it by too. And then Allan surprised himself by making what - you have to admit - was decision to say 'yes' to life.
p.12.
Jonas Jonasson
#28. Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.
Tracy Brogan
#29. Death can come slow. Death can come quick. If you've got one last breath, you better make the most of it.
A.H. Scott
#30. It must be horny douchebag day, she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag's strap up on her shoulder.
Dennis Sharpe
#31. Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots.
Lex Allen
#32. Ask Gandhi, and eye for an eye makes us both blind ... ask an engineer, and the numbers don't lie - the first to strike wins.
Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
#33. Humor prevents a hardening of the attitudes.
Joel Goodman
#34. I don't care what it is you're doing; if you're not laughing, you're not doing it right.
Donna Barker
#35. He was conservative, especially on the abortion issue, and he was death on taxes; on the other hand, he had a Clintonesque attitude about women, and even a sense of humor about his own peccadilloes.
John Sandford
#36. To be reborned many times over, you must unleash the power of inertia. But must you go out every time and reach for your highest potential?
C.C. Wyatt
#37. When I was around 19 years old, working in the college library, I was talking to a friend of mine and this older woman interrupted and said "You're too young to know about Billie Holiday." My response was "I'm too young to know about Shakespeare, too ... should I not read him?
Wanda Lea Brayton
#38. But I've bought a big bat.
I'm all ready, you see.
Now my troubles are going
To have trouble with me!
Dr. Seuss
#39. You can tell this lady to bite me,though," Darrak added. "And she can take that holier-than-thou attitude of hers and shove it right under her granny panties.
Michelle Rowen
#40. Tomorrow I'd probably wake up to find my shoes talking to me. And let me tell you, the price I pay for shoes, they'd have one heck of an attitude.
Melissa L. Webb
#41. I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
Katie Graykowski
#42. In his opinion, working was vastly overrated. Particularly as a way to build character, for everyone who engaged in it was far too snappish and fussy, and seemed to have no manners at all.
Hilari Bell
#43. She doesn't play nice with others" Sadi huffed out. "So I'm in the process of adjusting her attitude"
"And I'm in the process of getting ready to cut out your heart, bitch
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#44. Are you in any way qualified?
Yes? No? It doesn't matter. In America, "Qualification" is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.
Eugene Mirman
#45. Wow. This place looks classy. The smell of fertilizer and rot is really in this season. Remind me, what are we doing here?" she asked looking at him with a coy smile. "Did we come for bait?
Dennis Sharpe
#49. I don't mind people talking about me behind my back. It means they know me, and I'm out in front.
David Lucero
#50. My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep.
Nicholaa Spencer
#51. I had concocted the gunpowder myself from niter, sulfur, charcoal, and a happy heart. When working with explosives, I've found that attitude is everything.
Alan Bradley
#52. We shouldn't judge people. But there's a difference between judging and observing. And sometimes as we observe, our eyebrows become raised. Observation with an attitude, that's what I like to call it.
C. JoyBell C.
#53. Llarimar had told him to do his best. That sounded like an awful lot of work. Unfortunately, doing nothing was beginning to seem like even MORE work.
Brandon Sanderson
#54. You've already got everything you need to succeed right in-front of your tits
Runa Magnus
#55. Cats can do whatever they want, whenever they want, without regard to what anyone says or does. Rather like Princesses.
Terry Brooks
#56. So-called intellectuals have ego-power; Fools have willpower.
Saurabh Sharma
#57. I have never yet figured out what to do about good advice that you get, and that you know right away would help you, but that you cannot follow.
Holly Lisle
#58. I don't use a crap camera, I don't eat junk, and I'm not going to a dance where the boys are bores
Adriana Trigiani
#59. I hired you for your attitude, and so far I'm pretty happy with my decision. But I'm not sure I can work with you until I've fucked this attraction out of my system.
J.C. Reed
#60. You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
Don Rickles
#61. Human mobile devices that may come in handy and can be used anywhere include: prayer, meditation, a good attitude, compassion, kindness, humor, laughter, patience, love and a smile. Customize to personal style and taste.
Jody Watley
#62. When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law.
Carla H. Krueger
#63. In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with.
Brandi L. Bates
#64. Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and seeing him for what he truly is: a child of God in need of an attitude adjustment.
Toni Sorenson
#65. Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.
Allen Klein
#66. Algy, you always adopt a strictly immoral attitude towards life. You are not quite old enough to do that.
Oscar Wilde
#67. My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.
Warwick Davis
#68. Sometimes people are often confused between attitude and style. Nevermind, I'm Awesome.
Yugesh Ralli
#70. Hey, mister, I don't think so. You go outside and yell at sky, you so angry.
Rainbow Rowell
#71. A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
Dolly Parton
#72. You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it.
Allen Klein
#73. With my adventurous, can-do attitude, I walked into a world where crap is an everyday event.
Cindy Keiger
#74. Humor [in a scene] is not jokes. It is that attitude toward being alive without which you would long ago have jumped off the 59th Street Bridge.
Michael Shurtleff
#75. Danger: Attitude subject to change without notice.
Darynda Jones
#76. To the champ, everything is serious business. I'm hoping that he'll live long enough to learn that in this world that is a very dangerous attitude.
Stephen King
#77. In walked a woman whose attitude was certainly in its fifties if she was not.
Jess Lourey
#78. I don't have your way with words "Sin said. "So I'm just going to go with a quick response. Ha
Sarah Rees Brennan
#79. I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch
Ransom Riggs
#80. God: "There is no way out of this."
"That's a terrible attitude," Kelsier Said. "We'll never get anything done if you talk like that.
Brandon Sanderson
#81. Sooner or later everyone behaves badly. Some of us are just better at it than others.
Kim Foster
#82. Nanny Ogg had a pragmatic attitude to the truth; she told it if it was convenient and she couldn't be bothered to make up something more interesting.
Terry Pratchett
#83. Were you born this infuriating?"
"It's taken me years of practice.
Misty Massey
#84. Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas?
Brandi L. Bates
#85. Hey, Captain Neckbeard! Less talky-talky, more worky-worky! Wednesday shouted rudely down at the man who had been changing the tire. She wasn't planning on taking shit from a tow truck driving hick today or any other day.
Dennis Sharpe
#86. I'm not a size zero, I'll never be a size zero, and the number of fucks I give about that is zero.
Lauren Gallagher
#87. A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.
Raymond Moody
#88. I was an incredible Anglophile. I found people who shared the same sense of humor and attitude toward the world.
Terry Gilliam
