Top 100 Art Humor Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Art Humor

#1. Knowledge empowers people. If people know the rules, and are sensitized by art, humor, and creativity, they are much more likely to accept change.

Antanas Mockus

#2. Religions are strange. They seem to be caught in some dream which they won't give up and trying to convince others of the truth of their dream, when in fact each person is having their own dream. Take what you need from the religions and just leave the rest, and be all right with that.

Art Hochberg

#3. You have as many burdens on your shoulders as you choose to place there.

Art Hochberg

#4. You know when you're by yourself you can say the most outrageous things. No one is listening.

Art Hochberg

#5. How important are the visual arts in our society? I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast and incalculable importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art.

Kermit The Frog

#6. A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#7. Limit your day to what you feel comfortable with doing - put the rest on the shelf - for further consideration down the line.

Art Hochberg

#8. The less you think you know, the more will be known. It's amazing what you can know when you let go of being the knower.

Art Hochberg

#9. What a trip life is.

Art Hochberg

#10. The thing is we can't be attached to anything we've experienced up to this point in our life - any person, any situation, any outcomes, any happiness, any pain - any of it.

Art Hochberg

#11. Did you ever leave a scene and wonder, "What was that all about?

Art Hochberg

#12. Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Steve Martin

#13. If you feel trapped in a situation and are complaining about it, figure out how to untrap yourself and stop complaining. Save your energy for further figuring out and when there is an increase in courage.

Art Hochberg

#14. I happen to have a certain fondness for existing
soda wouldn't have that lovely fizzy feeling if you were dead. Think of all the things you would miss: Cartoons, music, movies, video games, music, art, fingernail growth, sex ... well, perhaps not sex, depending on how weird your mortician is.

Jhonen Vasquez

#15. Prayer comes through grace, and grace comes through surrender.

Art Hochberg

#16. Just be careful that your determination doesn't turn into your fanaticism.

Art Hochberg

#17. If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gough, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.

Jasper Fforde

#18. For a man, he has to learn how to get along without a woman for periods of time. For a woman, she has to learn how to get along without a man for periods of time. That's how men and women learn to be able to get along with each other.

Art Hochberg

#19. Never mind what God is doing. What are you doing? That's called interspection.

Art Hochberg

#20. To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.

Morrissey

#21. Just tell yourself you're good. That'll take care of any idea that you have about not being good enough.

Art Hochberg

#22. You know, when you look into the Guru's eyes you're just seeing yourself. If you see the Guru, then you're missing the point of the Guru.

Art Hochberg

#23. I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously.

Art Alexakis

#24. Prayer is the time you spend alone with God.

Art Hochberg

#25. Happiness is a tricky business. It may not have as much to do with doing as it has to do with not doing.

Art Hochberg

#26. There's a fine line between minimalism and not trying very hard.

Tom Pappalardo

#27. I don't think that God cares about what you think. It's the actions that count. Actually He doesn't care what you do as long as you keep Him in mind.

Art Hochberg

#28. Sometimes things seem out of our hands. They are, mostly. The great paradox is that this thing is totally out of our hands, or are we creating this as we go along? Then the issue is, "Who is the Creator.

Art Hochberg

#29. There are no coming attractions. It's all here right now. The whole thing is being created right now.

Art Hochberg

#30. Join up the different aspects of yourself - sort of like a team.

Art Hochberg

#31. If you plan on becoming sick then guess what - you may get sick. If you don't plan on being sick you might get sick, but you won't feel victimized.

Art Hochberg

#32. It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose."

"How bad of an idea?"

"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad.

Rin Chupeco

#33. The one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.

Salvador Dali

#34. I love crafting. Knitting, decoupage, scrapbooking, any "lady-ish" art form, I'm a fan. For about six months each. Then I shove all the supplies in a closet, alongside the skeletons of long dead New Year's resolutions, like saber fencing, playing the ukulele, and Japanese brush painting.

Felicia Day

#35. And keep a sense of humor. It doesn't mean you have to tell jokes. If you can't think of anything else, when you're my age, take off your clothes and walk in front of a mirror. I guarantee you'll get a laugh.

Art Linkletter

#36. I pointed at Wireman's forehead. "This is your brain," I said. Then I pointed at my easel. "This is your brain on canvas.

Stephen King

#37. If you don't like what's playing, change the channel.

Art Hochberg

#38. A prayer is not what you think - it's what you experience.

Art Hochberg

#39. Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

Raheel Farooq

#40. The unexpected things in life are often the most interesting and can impact us greatly.

Art Hochberg

#41. Original sin - the big lie.

Art Hochberg

#42. wash the brush, just beats the devil out of it

Bob Ross

#43. An artist who maintains that he has been misunderstood is almost always a bad artist who, I'm afraid to say, has been understood.

Jo Nesbo

#44. Oh! to shoot for the stars if feels right. Aim for my heart if it feels right.

Maroon 5

#45. Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance

Jody Gehrman

#46. There is no precognition - there is only cognition.

Art Hochberg

#47. All art is but dirtying the paper delicately.

John Ruskin

#48. Things look one way and then they look another way.

Art Hochberg

#49. If there's a vote taken as to which aspect of God I treasure the most, I'd say laughing.

Art Hochberg

#50. I'm just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn't have people in it. - Luke Almeida

Kate Meader

#51. Why is it that churches and religions and that whole gang behave as if they have got the whole God knowledge down. I mean what kind of arrogance is that?

Art Hochberg

#52. The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively
because, without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins. You have to put a 'box' around it because otherwise, what is that shit on the wall?

Frank Zappa

#53. This is a never-ending story we're involved in. We're just part of the acting crew.

Art Hochberg

#54. Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.

David Seabury

#55. Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh ... now you tell me what you know.

Groucho Marx

#56. A big part of wisdom is to learn which situations to get involved in, or not get involved in - it really is as simple as that.

Art Hochberg

#57. When you are around people who are really suffering, you get to experience some of their suffering and that can make you stronger in your faith.

Art Hochberg

#58. We have truth in order not to die of art.

Steve Aylett

#59. At some point we have to be able to say, "I have no idea what is going on." Hmmmmmmmm. I wonder if that's the whole trip, so that we can actually know what's going on. Hmmmmmmmm.

Art Hochberg

#60. Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future ... eternal beauty.

Masashi Kishimoto

#61. Please do not strain yourself, Miss Doyle. I won't have my girls going cross-eyed in the name of art.

Libba Bray

#62. You know, sometimes there's absolutely nothing you can say about what you've been through, nothing. The whole trip is mind boggling. All you can do is shake your head and smile.

Art Hochberg

#63. Most people in America think Art is a man's name.

Andy Warhol

#64. Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!

K.D. Harp

#65. Some people think they have to marry someone just like themselves. Well, if you want to do that, it's ok. It might be more interesting though if you marry someone who is not just like you. Hmmmmmmm.

Art Hochberg

#66. You can't know what you need to know until it's up for you to know it.

Art Hochberg

#67. I have certainly heard of the Subtle Art of Shutting Up, but I can't say I've practiced it all that much. I greatly prefer the underappreciated genius of Speaking My Mind. I figure if someone doesn't like what I have to say, they shouldn't put their ears in close proximity to my mouth.

Jenny Lundquist

#68. If you want to be a radical theologian, you have to be able to say, "I have no idea what is going on." That's being a radical theologian.

Art Hochberg

#69. Infiltrating the records of a state penitentiary as well as the state and federal court systems was much more fun than deciphering art. -Phil Roach

Aleatha Romig

#70. The last void stone I'd worn was a beautiful black stone caught in vines of copper and silver. It looked like a necklace, a piece of art, really. This thing was spud-ugly.

Devon Monk

#71. If you set up your life so that the people you need you, that's ok. If you set up your life so that you don't need anyone - then you need to be prepared for the experience of aloneness.

Art Hochberg

#72. You absolutely don't know what's going to happen next - that's surrender.

Art Hochberg

#73. Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.

P. J. O'Rourke

#74. The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.

Ernest Becker

#75. Intention to pray is even more powerful than physical prayer - but it's good to do both.

Art Hochberg

#76. The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

Don Roff

#77. Life with the Guru - there is no manual.

Art Hochberg

#78. She had lost the art of conversation, but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.

George Bernard Shaw

#79. No. No, it was a lonely writer I met one stormy day in Laguna Beach. He had a poem about Thelonious Monk that he sealed in a tin can and labeled Campbell's Cream of Piano Soup. Later I hear he killed himself to avoid the draft.

Tom Robbins

#80. I'd been just like her, a youngster with something to say, a rebel through street art, leaving my mark on public buildings, to taunt the government and humor the public

Kenya Wright

#81. I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#82. Relaxing is hard to do at times. Worrying and agitation are even harder on the body and mind.

Art Hochberg

#83. Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking a pie in the face, under the right conditions.

Johnny Carson

#84. What you see is what you see

Frank Stella

#85. It's impossible to get worse at something you do every day.

Brad Guigar

#86. Everyone's story is just their story. It may have little to do with you, or nothing to do with you.

Art Hochberg

#87. Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Mary Kay Blakely

#88. What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously.
"I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he explained.

Diana Gabaldon

#89. You always have to be prepared that the thing we want most desperately to happen may not happen the way we think. That takes faith. So why not try wanting to see something happen without desperation.

Art Hochberg

#90. Don't try to be like the Guru - be yourself.

Art Hochberg

#91. Don't play the reels of your life backwards - play them forward.

Art Hochberg

#92. We suffered for our art. You have to suffer for our art as well!

Terry Gilliam

#93. Sometimes it seems that we initiate a scene and sometimes it seems that we're just taking part in the scene. Actually, we're initiating them all.

Art Hochberg

#94. ** The fall semester will offer such classes as Learning When to Shut Up, Asking for Directions, Chick Flicks 101 and The Art of Loading the Dishwasher (Lab Fee Extra)

K. Larsen

#95. The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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