1 April Fools Day Quotes

#1. Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

Jay Leno

#2. As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."

Al Yankovic

#3. April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Criss Jami

#4. April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

John Oliver

#6. I have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988).

Stephen Hawking

#7. I'm sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived
on April Fools Day.

Olivia Lichtenstein

#8. For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn't even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it's artists like myself that really suffer.

James Franco

#9. have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988). I have

Stephen Hawking