All Fools Day Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 37 famous quotes and sayings about all fools day to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 37 Quotes For All Fools Day

#1. What has infused my very blood with an unconquerable hatred of the whole tribe of fools from the day of my birth is that I become a fool myself whenever I am in their company. - Author: Giacomo Casanova De Seingalt
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#2. July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so - Author: Mark Twain
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#3. Perhaps one day I'd be made a saint - the patron saint of fools and lovers, if those terms were not exactly the same. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#4. As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads." - Author: Al Yankovic
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#5. Dear Night! this world's defeat; The stop to busy fools; care's check and curb; The day of spirits; my soul's calm retreat Which none disturb! Christ's progress, and His prayer-time; The hours to which high Heaven cloth chime. - Author: Henry Vaughan
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#6. You're brilliant,"he says."But you're a fool to stay with someone like me."
I close my eyes at the touch of his hand."Then we are both fools. - Author: Marie Lu
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#7. April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously. - Author: Criss Jami
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#8. Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning. - Author: Albert Einstein
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#9. To watch. To wait. To wonder at a world in chaos,' the girl said. 'And hope one day you fools might learn. - Author: David Hewson
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#10. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar - Author: Mark Twain
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#11. And every day past is just another step for fools on the way to their deaths. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#12. Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform. - Author: Edward Young
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#13. Love works in miracles every day: such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak; making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools; favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy. - Author: Margaret Of Valois
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#14. April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#15. Thus unlamented pass the proud away,
The gaze of fools and pageant of a day;
So perish all, whose breast ne'er learn'd to glow
For others' good, or melt at others' woe. - Author: Alexander Pope
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#16. Gail Sheehy tells us that "the delights of self-discovery are always available." All Fools' Day is the perfect day to engrave this wisdom in our hearts. - Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach
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#17. Live this day as if it will be your last. Remember that you will only find "tomorrow" on the calendars of fools. - Author: Og Mandino
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#18. People are fools, she said. They spend their whole lives getting stuck with pins and act like nothing's wrong, they just leave them there, and then one day they go and scratch someone's eyes out. - Author: Yuri Herrera
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#19. Fools wait for a lucky day, but everyday is a lucky day for an industrious man. - Author: Gautama Buddha
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#20. The seeds of who I am now had been planted. "Fools aren't born," I wrote in my notebook one day during ethics class. "They are watered and grown like weeds by institutions such as Christianity." - Author: Marilyn Manson
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#21. Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men. - Author: Harry Day
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#22. Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. - Author: John Oliver
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#23. Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS. - Author: Jay Leno
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#24. I have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988). - Author: Stephen Hawking
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#25. Plans are for fools who are naive and selfish. No one can predict anyone's life, no matter how hard they might try. At the end of the day, everyone was gifted with something called free will. - Author: Renee Ericson
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#26. Day leans in toward me. He reaches up to touch my face. I can tell it still hurts him to use his fingers, and his nails are dark with dried blood. "You're brilliant," he says. "But you're a fool to stay wish someone like me."
I close my eyes at the touch of his hand. "Then we're both fools. - Author: Marie Lu
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#27. I'm sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived
on April Fools Day. - Author: Olivia Lichtenstein
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#28. We all know we're one day closer to the end when we wake up in the morning. We just kid ourselves that it's not happening. - Author: Rachel Ward
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#29. We must learn to give ourselves permission to blunder, to fail, and to make fools of ourselves every day for the rest of our lives. We do so in any case. - Author: Sheldon B. Kopp
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#30. The follies of the wise man are known to himself, but hidden from the world. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#31. Women joked amongst themselves: 'Why do you think a bride cries on her wedding day? It's for the love that this marriage is putting an end to for all eternity. Men may think a woman has no past- "you were born and then I married you"- but men are fools. - Author: Nadeem Aslam
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#32. We're two fools, you know," he said, looking into her eyes. "I don't remember the moment I fell in love with you, but I breathe it in every minute, every day. - Author: Laurel Cremant
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#33. For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn't even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it's artists like myself that really suffer. - Author: James Franco
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#34. have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988). I have - Author: Stephen Hawking
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#35. Our culture's quest to hide death behind a facade of denial has made fools and pretended immortals of us all. Perhaps it would be more helpful and liberating to begin each day by repeating the words of Crazy Horse, Today is a good day to die. - Author: Richard Paul Evans
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#36. Keeping a [journal] need not be a major chore-just a few minutes of notes each day can be valuable. Writing crystallizes insights, fools the defense of forgetfulness, and builds a collection of ideas and reflections that can spur further insights even years later. - Author: Roger N. Walsh
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#37. BEROWNE: What time o' day?
ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask. - Author: William Shakespeare
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