Quotes About April Fools Day

#1. Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

John Oliver

#2. Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

Jay Leno

#3. I have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988).

Stephen Hawking

#4. I'm sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived
on April Fools Day.

Olivia Lichtenstein

#5. For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn't even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it's artists like myself that really suffer.

James Franco

#6. have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988). I have

Stephen Hawking

#7. As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."

Al Yankovic

#8. The joy of the young is to disobey

Jean Cocteau

#9. Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

Robert Fulghum

#10. Because our goals are not lofty but illusory, our problems are not difficult, but nonsensical.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

#11. Hungry for love, He looks at you. Thirsty for kindness, He begs of you. Naked for loyalty, He hopes in you. Homeless for shelter in your heart, He asks of you. Will you be that one to Him?

Mother Teresa

#12. Tribulation first makes one realize what one is.

Marie Antoinette

#13. Often when I write I am trying to make words do the work of line and color. I have the painter's sensitivity to light. Much of my writing is verbal painting.

Elizabeth Bowen

#14. Self efficacious children tend to attribute their successes to ability, but ability attributions affect performance indirectly through perceived self-efficacy

Albert Bandura

#15. Reading gives your knowledge and knowledge is power, which helps you live your life better

Franklin

#16. April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Ambrose Bierce

#17. They can't give a Nobel to someone who's dead so I think they were probably thinking they had better give it to me now before I popped off.

Doris Lessing

#18. Yet for my part, deeply as I am moved by the religious architecture of the Middle Ages, I cannot honestly say that I ever felt the slightest emotion in any modern Gothic church.

Goldwin Smith

#19. April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Criss Jami

#20. I pay attention to my diet to be a healthier gymnast, but I'm not obsessive over it.

Shawn Johnson

#21. There's something intrinsically radical about the fantastic aesthetic - starting from the premise that the impossible is true, attempting to undermine expectations.

China Mieville

#22. Rome is a city I love very much. I have lived there since I was a child.

Paolo Sorrentino

#23. But I could never make friends again truly, neither in my heart nor in my head. When you cannot make friends any more in your head is the worst. But it was more complicated than that.

Ernest Hemingway,

#24. Creation is not a property, which we can rule over at will; or, even less, is the property of only a few: Creation is a gift, it is a wonderful gift that God has given us, so that we care for it and we use it for the benefit of all, always with great respect and gratitude.

Pope Francis