April Fools Quotes

#1. April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.

Criss Jami

#2. As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."

Al Yankovic

#3. Indiana's governor is coming under fire for a new law that some people feel is anti-gay. The governor now says he is not anti-gay. Then immediately afterwards he said, 'April Fools.' It wasn't his best joke.

Conan O'Brien

#4. have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988). I have

Stephen Hawking

#5. For April Fools Day, someone played a really cruel joke on me. They stole ALL my mirrors and I had to go hours without seeing myself. I mean, I couldn't even do my daily affirmations. What kind of world is this? I tell you, it's artists like myself that really suffer.

James Franco

#6. Actually, we did a fun April Fools' thing with Google a couple of years ago, which we called Virgle. And we looked for volunteers to go on a one-way trip to Mars.

Richard Branson

#7. I'm sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived
on April Fools Day.

Olivia Lichtenstein

#8. I have taken the opportunity to update the book and include new theoretical and observational results obtained since the book was first published (on April Fools' Day, 1988).

Stephen Hawking

#9. Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

Jay Leno

#10. Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

John Oliver

#11. Some of my best friedns are children. In fact, all of my best friends are children.

J.D. Salinger

#12. I was never really on my side in any argument. I liked the Old Testament spitefulness of the phrase got what she deserved. Sometimes women do.

Gillian Flynn

#13. The business model piece is we're always talking about competing more effectively. If you're starting a company or career you don't want to compete. You want to create a monopoly. We want to invest in a company that has a good plan to create a monopoly.

Peter Thiel

#14. Part of what's so tricky in a film that's two hours long is how many themes can you effectively explore.

Gavin Hood

#15. I call them April babies cuz they fools

Lil' Wayne

#16. I kill flies, I eat meat, you know, whatever.

Ethan Hawke

#17. Basically, I would be happy with any profession where I got to be creative and make things.

Christopher Paolini

#18. The phrase, 'Emancipation of Women' is only an invention of the Jewish intellect and its content is stamped with the same spirit. In the really good periods of German life the German woman never needed to emancipate herself.

Adolf Hitler

#19. April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Ambrose Bierce

#20. There's only certain things you can control. I know how hard I work, I know how I take care of myself, and those are the two things I can control. As far as injuries and wear and tear and stuff like that, it's going to happen.

Jon Lester

#21. Stanley Kubrick was very selective when he went into a close-up. Every director has his taste in a performance, but Stanley would explore a scene to find what was most interesting for him.

Tom Cruise

#22. You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me ... It's called senility.

Robert Anton Wilson

#23. "I call them april babies cause they fools"

Lil' Wayne

#24. Mantras are passwords that transform the mundane into the sacred.

Deva Premal

#25. Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

Charles Lamb