Top 15 Sarcastic April Fools Quotes
#1. I don't really see a need to retire as long as I am having fun.
Stan Lee
#2. I've done it all and you look at me like I'm somehow a good person and it makes me want to tear my fucking hair out because it's all a lie. The truth is that I'm not the good guy. I'm the fucking bad guy,
T.M. Frazier
#3. The smallest minds and the selfishest souls and the cowardliest hearts that God makes.
Mark Twain
#4. Treat a person as they are, they will remain so. Treat a person the way that person can be and is capable of being and that person will become as he or she can be and should be.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#5. I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn't anymore. I don't have to fit into that category and get trounced by Tom Cruise and Brad.
George Clooney
#7. Ruling elders are declared to be the representatives of the people.
Charles Hodge
#8. The White House usually followed the seagull theory of management: fly in, squawk and flap and shit, and fly away.
John Frohnmayer
#9. True religion, like our founding principles, requires that the rights of the disbeliever be equally acknowledged with those of the believer.
A. Powell Davies
#10. Once I found acting and found that I could get away with it and make a living out of it, I was thrilled.
Pierce Brosnan
#11. Books have become our dearest companions, yielding exquisite delights and inspiring lofty aims.
George Henry Lewes
#12. There is no passion more dominant and instinctive in the human spirit than the need of the country to which one belongs ... The time comes when nothing in the world is so important as a breath of one's own particular climate. If it were one's last penny it would be used for that return passage.
Gertrude Stein
#13. I can type with me toes
Suck stout through me nose
And where it's gonna end
God only knows
Shane MacGowan
#14. I gave him my own sexy raised eyebrow, because unlike Emilio, I knew how to do that shit correct.
Sarah Ockler
#15. I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother. She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.
Melissa Rivers
