Top 12 Easy April Fools Sayings

#1. He isn't mine to miss,' I say a minute later, after I control the quiver I know would have crept into my voice if I'd responded right away.
'No one belongs to anyone, Clem. Especially not when you're sixteen years old.

Melissa C. Walker

Easy April Fools Sayings #56857
#2. It is easier to go to the Internet than to go to the library, undoubtedly. But the shift from no libraries to the existence of libraries was a much greater shift than what we've seen with the Internet's development.

Noam Chomsky

Easy April Fools Sayings #290002
#3. There's something called the physiology of forgiveness. Being unable to forgive other people's faults is harmful to one's health.

Herbert Benson

Easy April Fools Sayings #420479
#4. I remember being influenced by great artists when I was a kid - not to call myself a great artist - but people who I thought were great enough that they really made a difference. And so I would never want to be disappointed by them, and I want to make sure I never disappoint audience.

Sarah Jones

Easy April Fools Sayings #1043347
#5. One person's actions can alter the course of history, and a political or military mischance can touch off a catastrophic reaction that has repercussions over centuries.

Timothy Venning

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#6. These?" Mat said, gesturing to his coat and shirt. "I really have no idea. They were just down there. I'm completely baffled." He had been very pleased to learn that Seanchan guards-for all their stoic expressions and too-straight backs-responded to bribes like other people.

Robert Jordan

Easy April Fools Sayings #1210386
#7. We all go through periods of anguish, times when we think we can't face what lies ahead. But the only way to get past it is to go through it, straight through it. No detours, no camouflage, no running. You have to meet problems head-on, despite the pain.

Diana Palmer

Easy April Fools Sayings #1491847
#8. The health of your future kids does not start with their birth - it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife.

Pratik Patil

Easy April Fools Sayings #1599747
#9. Sexual awareness is american-reunion-jason-biggs-eugene-levy-seann-william-scottpart of growing up. When you're growing up, you can't get away from sex.

Jennifer Coolidge

Easy April Fools Sayings #1604044
#10. Concentrate on defense because the offense will come.

Andrew Bogut

Easy April Fools Sayings #1689016
#11. While we somehow understand revenge on an intuitive level between individuals, I do suspect that companies, assuming that people are rational, completely miss and underestimate the motivation people have for revenge.

Dan Ariely

Easy April Fools Sayings #1722608
#12. We are only midway through the central verse of our youth when we see ourselves begin to blacken ... We had been seduced into thinking that we were immortal and suddenly the affair is over.

Anne Carson

Easy April Fools Sayings #1864147

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