Top 64 Zsa Zsa Quotes
#1. He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
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#2. To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
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#3. Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
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#4. I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it's insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
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#5. To be manager of the Yankees under the malevolent dictatorship of George Steinbrenner is like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor - the union is short and sweet.
Robert Rubin
#6. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
Milton Berle
#7. What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
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#8. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
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#10. I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
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#11. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
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#12. I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
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#13. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
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#14. I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.
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#15. Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
Henny Youngman
#16. One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
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#17. It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
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#18. I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.
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#19. There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
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#20. Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?
Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
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#21. I don't take gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody is perfect.
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#22. The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.
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#23. I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
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#24. I pay all my own bills ... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
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#25. Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy.
Steven Pinker
#26. Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
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#27. How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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#28. I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
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#29. If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
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#30. I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
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#32. I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?
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#33. Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
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#34. You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
Bob Hope
#35. When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#36. I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
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#37. As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
Erma Bombeck
#38. Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
#39. The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
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#40. My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
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#41. Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.
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#42. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
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#43. The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
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#44. Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
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#46. To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
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#47. I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
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#48. I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.
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#49. I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
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#50. Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
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#51. To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
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#52. I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
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#53. We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
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#54. When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.
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#55. I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
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#56. It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.
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#57. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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#58. I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
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#59. Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
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#60. The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.
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#61. What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
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#62. I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
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#63. I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
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#64. As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
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