Top 100 Zsa Gabor Quotes
#1. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
Milton Berle
#2. Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
Henny Youngman
#3. Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?
Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#4. Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy.
Steven Pinker
#5. You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.
Bob Hope
#6. As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
Erma Bombeck
#7. Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob Hope
#8. To be manager of the Yankees under the malevolent dictatorship of George Steinbrenner is like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor - the union is short and sweet.
Robert Rubin
#9. How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#10. I learned early that you only have so much energy to give. You have to spend it correctly.
Eva Gabor
#11. I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#12. If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#13. I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#14. Not why the addiction but why the pain.
Gabor Mate
#16. Strong convictions do not necessarily signal a powerful sense of self: very often quite the opposite. Intensely held beliefs may be no more than a person's unconscious effort to build a sense of self to fill what, underneath, is experienced as a vacuum.
Gabor Mate
#17. I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#18. The only thing you have to know are your words.
Eva Gabor
#19. Passion creates, addiction consumes.
Gabor Mate
#20. It is impossible to understand addiction without asking what relief the addict finds, or hopes to find, in the drug or the addictive behaviour.
Gabor Mate
#21. Most people don't need to work as hard as I do.
Eva Gabor
#22. Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#23. The acronym COAL has been proposed for this attitude of compassionate curiosity: curiosity, openness, acceptance, and love:
Gabor Mate
#24. I pay all my own bills ... I want to choose the man. I do not permit men to choose me.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#25. It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.
Eva Gabor
#26. The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention.
Eva Gabor
#27. I'm a workaholic. Before long I'm traveling on my nervous energy alone. This is incredibly exhausting.
Eva Gabor
#28. The research literature has identified three factors that universally lead to stress: uncertainty, the lack of information and the loss of control.
Gabor Mate
#29. All any girl needs, at any time in history, is simple velvet and basic diamonds.
Eva Gabor
#30. I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#31. I made up my mind to be an actress when I was 4 years old.
Eva Gabor
#32. Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#33. The most important and urgent problems of the technology of today are no longer the satisfactions of the primary needs or of archetypal wishes, but the reparation of the evils and damages by the technology of yesterday.
Dennis Gabor
#34. I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#35. Addictions always originate in pain, whether felt openly or hidden in the unconscious. They are emotional anesthetics. Heroin and cocaine, both powerful physical painkillers, also ease psychological discomfort.
Gabor Mate
#36. I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#37. I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#38. To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#40. Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#41. The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#42. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#43. Poetry is a kind of magic that very few can create and even fewer can truly understand and appreciate in all its glory.
Dennis Gabor
#44. Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#45. What we call the personality is often a jumble of genuine traits and adopted coping styles that do not reflect our true self at all but the loss of it.
Gabor Mate
#46. My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#47. No society can understand itself without looking at its shadow side.
Gabor Mate
#48. The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#49. My co-workers expect me to be late and temperamental.
Eva Gabor
#50. I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part.
Eva Gabor
#51. If a man is truly in love, the most beautiful woman in the world couldn't take him away. Maybe for a few days, but not forever.
Eva Gabor
#53. I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#54. When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#55. Rich tofu-eaters would move out to the country, buy a small farm that was going under anyway and then not know what to do with it. (See Green Acres and multiply by hundreds of thousands and both members Eva Gabor. But crossed with Karen Carpenter and take away all shreds of common sense.)
John Ringo
#56. The attempt to escape from pain, is what creates more pain.
Gabor Mate
#57. I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#58. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#59. My first husband, yes, I eloped with him from Hungary against my mother's wishes.
Eva Gabor
#60. Adults envy the open-hearted and open-minded explorations of children; seeing their joy and curiosity, we pine for our own capacity for wide-eyed wonder.
Gabor Mate
#61. I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#63. Till now man has been up against Nature; from now on he will be up against his own nature.
Dennis Gabor
#64. The question is never "Why the addiction?" but "Why the pain?" The research literature is unequivocal: most hard-core substance abusers come from abusive homes.
Gabor Mate
#65. When I'm reasonably balanced in my personal and spiritual life, I don't have difficulty finding compassion for my addicted patients.
Gabor Mate
#66. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#67. I've always known I would be a success, but I was surprised at the way it came.
Eva Gabor
#68. What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#69. I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
Eva Gabor
#70. East Hampton happens to have been the first place in the world where I was a star, a real star with a star pasted above my name on the dressing-room door.
Eva Gabor
#71. The future cannot be predicted, but futures can be invented. It was man's ability to invent which has made human society what it is. The mental processes of inventions are still mysterious. They are rational but not logical, that is to say, not deductive.
Dennis Gabor
#72. I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it's insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#73. Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#74. To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#75. There was no way I could live in Hollywood and not become an actress.
Eva Gabor
#76. He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#77. I ask myself more questions than Hamlet as I ponder which shoes to wear
Eva Gabor
#78. I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#79. People jeopardize their lives for the sake of making the moment livable. Nothing sways them from the habit - not illness, not the sacrifice of love and relationship, not the loss of all earthly goods, not the crushing of their dignity, not the fear of dying. The drive is that relentless.
Gabor Mate
#80. Olympics are coming to Vancouver in 2010 and with it the likelihood of gentrification in this neighborhood. The process has already begun. There's a fear that the politicians, eager to impress the world, will try to displace the addict population.
Gabor Mate
#81. The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#82. I don't take gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody is perfect.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#83. I had A Lover's Quarrel With The World Robert Lee Frost (Old Bennington Cemetery, Bennington, Vermont) Our Darling Eva We Love You.
Eva Gabor
#84. When I am sharply judgmental of any other person, it's because I sense or see reflected in them some aspect of myself that I don't want to acknowledge.
Gabor Mate
#85. I needed to write, to express myself through written language not only so that others might hear me but so that I could hear myself.
Gabor Mate
#86. There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#87. People behind the Iron curtain have such an incredible image of America and jazz. I expected to find a Gerry Mulligan or Miles Davis on every corner ... I almost expected a Shorty Rogers to deliver the milk, a Bud Shank to be the mailman.
Gabor Szabo
#88. We may not be responsible for the world that created our minds, but we can take responsibility for the mind with which we create our world.
Gabor Mate
#89. Autonomy is impossible as long as one is driven by anything.
Gabor Mate
#90. Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Eva Gabor
#91. Poetry is plucking at the heartstrings, and making music with them.
Dennis Gabor
#92. Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.
Eva Gabor
#93. It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#94. Addiction is pretty simple. It's what happens when peolme don't get what they need, and end up soothing themselves.
Gabor Mate
#95. I was the first actress in the family, and I am still the only actress in the family. I shouldn't be saying it, but it slipped out!
Eva Gabor
#96. One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#97. In the real world there is no nature vs. nurture argument, only an infinitely complex and moment-by-moment interaction between genetic and environmental effects
Gabor Mate
#98. I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
#99. While nervous tension may be a component of stress, one can be stressed without feeling tension.
Gabor Mate
#100. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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