Top 64 Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Zsa Zsa Gabor

#1. I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Milton Berle

#2. Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

Henny Youngman

#3. Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?
Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

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#4. Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy.

Steven Pinker

#5. You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

#6. As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.

Erma Bombeck

#7. Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

Bob Hope

#8. To be manager of the Yankees under the malevolent dictatorship of George Steinbrenner is like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor - the union is short and sweet.

Robert Rubin

#9. I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

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#10. When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

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#11. I like a mannish man: a man who knows how to talk to and treat a woman - not just a man with muscles.

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#12. I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

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#13. To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

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#14. I think I'm very old-fashioned.

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#15. Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

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#16. The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.

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#17. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

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#18. Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.

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#19. My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.

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#20. The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

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#21. I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

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#22. As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.

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#23. Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

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#24. To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

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#25. I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.

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#26. We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

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#27. When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.

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#28. I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

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#29. It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.

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#30. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

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#31. I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

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#32. Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

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#33. The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

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#34. What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

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#35. I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

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#36. I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them

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#37. It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.

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#38. He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

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#39. To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.

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#40. Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

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#41. I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it's insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.

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#42. What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.

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#43. I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

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#44. Macho does not prove mucho.

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#45. I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

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#46. Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

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#47. I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

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#48. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

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#49. I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.

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#50. One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

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#51. Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

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#52. I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

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#53. There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

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#54. I don't take gifts from perfect strangers - but then, nobody is perfect.

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#55. The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

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