Work Sarcasm Quotes

#1. Have you tried talking to her?"
"No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work?

Cassandra Clare

#2. Few authors are so interesting as their work - they generally reserve their wit or trenchant sarcasm for their books.

Alec-Tweedie

#3. Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.

Adhish Mazumder

#4. He had three
incision sites: one where the microscopic camera had gone in and
two where they'd done the actual work, and the abuse he'd taken
today went straight to her heart. "Oh, Pace."
"I'm guessing that wasn't an 'Oh, Pace, you're so sexy, take me.'

Jill Shalvis

#5. MacMillian groaned again, and sat up. "Clients?"
"Yeah. You know, people who'll give us money in exchange for work.

Laura Oliva

#6. I'm sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.

Brandon Sanderson

#7. So you thought you could shit and eat at the same time. How disgustingly convenient.

Nenia Campbell

#8. Hard at work on a new one, huh? What's this one called?"
"A Feast of Souls."
"A Feast of Souls," Ben said. "Classy." I slowed, unsure whether or not I had detected a hint of sarcasm in my neighbor's tone.

James Newman

#9. Irish was a man of parts even if some of them didn't work too well.

Angela Carter

#10. I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

Heather Chapple

#11. If your career doesn't work out, write a book about it.

Marcy Sheiner

#12. Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!

Himmilicious

#13. If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.
Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.
You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it!

Himmilicious

#14. Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at is worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the noblest work of God.

Mark Twain

#15. Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again?

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#16. Sarcasm doesn't appear to work on him. If that's true, I'm in trouble: It's my normal mode of communication.

Rick Yancey

#17. You really need to work on intonation when you use sarcasm. That way people will know when you're being an asshole.

Samantha Young

#18. The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.

Jessica Fortunato

#19. Uh, yeah - how about a warm hell no to that request? Does that work for you? Because it works for me.

Tahereh Mafi

#20. No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#21. He wouldn't let her work. You know, he was controlling. Some men are like that.' He gives me a quick sideways smily. 'Really? A controlling man, surely a mythical creature?' I don't think I can squeeze any more sarcasm into my response.

E.L. James

#22. I wanted to say, with as much sarcasm as I could put into my voice, "Sir, your poem is both original and interesting, but the part that is interesting is not original, and the part that is original is not interesting." But all I said was, "Not bad, you need to work on it some more.

Helon Habila

#23. I don't want to be here when my latest work of accidental art is discovered.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#24. One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

Terry Pratchett

#25. Buy Fable! the book that rejuvenates your soul! makes your belly belly-laugh! turns your cares to dust! ... likewise your moods, woes an wounds! ... turns everything rosy, deflates spleen and bile! pocondria! not just any old work! not just any old words! Fable!
You gotta be categorical.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

#26. That's great," Katie said. "Actually, it's revolutionary. If you can work and be in love at the same time, you're the first woman I ever knew that could. Maybe you're the missing link, Amanda."
Maybe you ought to get a job for the 'Ladies Home Journal.' They like simplistic shit like that.

Ellen Gilchrist

#27. I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.

Kurt Fuller

#28. When all else fails ... try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work ... have another.

Timothy Pina