Top 46 Kurt Fuller Quotes
#1. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.
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#2. I had no idea that, when you audition for television or movies, you go to a big building - like, an office building - and you walk in the room, and everybody, I assumed, was smarter than me and better than me, and there's actors you recognize. I once fainted at an audition.
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#3. I started just naturally turning into a nicer person, and it actually helped broaden and lengthen my career.
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#4. I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor.
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#5. It's never good to just imitate somebody. That never works, because then you're not filling it with anything.
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#6. To be an actor, a lot of times it's a strange combination of high confidence and low self-esteem. Which is a weird combination to have, but I think it's sort of very common among actors.
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#7. I'm not curing cancer. I'm not saving lives. It's my job. I'm an actor. It's a good, fun job. People enjoy it, but there are many other people who are doing so many things that are more worthwhile. I just don't see anything that special about it. I see it as entertaining.
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#8. I started out old, but I have to say that I've been very lucky to work consistently since I started. I've really never been out of work.
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#9. I guess show business is a lot like baseball: "Wait until next year!" You just never know. Some of the shittiest shows I've ever seen run forever, and some of the best things never get a chance.
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#10. I was lucky enough to be a "type." Sort of a bad-guy type at the time, because I was tall and I had dark eyes. A lot of times, you don't have to be good; you just have to be the right type.
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#11. I went to UC Berkeley. I graduated in 1976, immediately moved to L.A. with a degree in English - which did no more for you then than it does for you now - then sold real estate and did theater for nine years.
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#12. Playing Destroyo, who was sort of a Silence Of The Lambs type character, I'd say I was wearing about 50 pounds of rubber and foam rubber and makeup. But I had no idea who The Tick was. I'm not a big graphic-novel guy. I don't even know if The Tick was a graphic novel!
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#13. I did so much theater, where everybody I worked with was so much better than me, that I just sort of learned.
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#14. There are some things you can't unsee, and there are some movies you can't get off IMDB no matter how hard you try.
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#15. Probably my favorite job that I've ever had and probably will have - although I'm reserving judgment on Manhattan Love Story, Tuesday nights at 8:30 on ABC, because it's pretty fun so far - is Psych, which I did for four or five years.
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#16. I've never felt like - part of the entertainment industry. I still just feel like I'm trying to work my way in. And that's weird.
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#17. When real actors are approaching their work, we could be on a little stage somewhere, doing community theater. It's all the same. They're just trying to make the scene work. They're just trying to do the best they can and figure it out.
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#18. When you're working, nobody's a star. We're all just actors trying to figure it out.
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#19. I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.
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#20. Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.
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#21. The Tracy Morgan you see is the Tracy Morgan in real life. He's a great guy but ... man, is he a nut.
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#22. You don't go to Berkeley to become an actor. In fact, I don't think you go to any school to become an actor. You've just sort of got to go out there and act.
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#23. Paul Michael Glaser was very nice to me, and I was again told, "Do less and less and less and less." And I still was bad! I can't believe I kept getting hired after some of these things I did! It's baffling to me. I'll go back and look at it, and I can't even watch it [Running man film].
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#24. I had great affection for Dana Carvey, and I think we all thought, "Dana's the guy. There's the comic genius."
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#25. Show business is a great place to fail upward ... and I guess that's what I've done.
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#26. Without being good enough, I started figuring out how to make my way through the minefield of a script, which is the rest is semi-history.
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#27. I always liked to go to Vancouver to shoot, because I think Vancouver's a beautiful city.
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#28. I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?
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#29. I suppose there are a lot of people who'd kill to have my career, but I still feel like a fan.
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#30. Do less than you ever thought it was possible to do.
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#32. Acting is one of those things that anybody can do because no one can learn it, but only a few people can really do because it's nothing you can learn.
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#33. The best thing to do, if you really want to be good, is drink vodka all day, from the second you get up to the second they say, "Cut!"
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#34. The Will Smith that you see in movies is exactly the same as Will Smith in real life. Except for when he plays a superhero, because the real Will Smith can't fly. He can only hover.
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#35. I have nothing bad to say about Hulk Hogan. In fact, compared to what I have seen in the press and all the high jinks of his life, I didn't see any of that coming, man. He was just a businessman who worked out.
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#36. I am not a member of the chamber of commerce for show business, believe me, but there are some really good people in the business, and [Tom] Hanks has this everyman decency onscreen, but he actually is that guy.
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#37. I was probably 34 when I got my first on-camera acting job, and it was through a friend of mine, who was working as a writer on the show, and I've never been more frightened in my life.
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#38. I was selling real estate at the time, in Pacific Palisades, California, so imagine that: getting a note and a bottle of champagne from Jack Nicholson when I'd barely made a dime as an actor. It really kept me going.
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#39. I can't emphasize the immediate panic that would set in when I had to audition. I can't believe I did it.
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#40. I was in college, I thought I was going to be a lawyer, I met this girl named Laura who was the most beautiful girl I had ever known, and she was taking an acting class, so I decided to take the same acting class. And I was a terrible actor in college.
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#41. I did what a lot of character actors do: I did it to get girls.
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#42. I got all of my out-of-work time done in the years when I first came to L.A.!
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#43. I just don't feel like part of the fraternity of actors. I do geek out. All the time.
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#44. Jensen Ackles has everything I want. He's in great shape. He's got a full head of hair. He's got a square jawline. He's a big star!
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#45. I was a terrible actor, and that's why I got the job: I would allow myself to be so bad that I lowered and got down to WWF standards.
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#46. I didn't watch the Emmys because - well, for one, I have been to awards shows, and I understand how it works. For another, sour grapes. Actually, that's probably number one.
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