Top 66 Well Duh Quotes
#1. Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse.
J.R. Ward
#2. The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler
from France.
Jay Leno
#3. The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
Will Durst
#4. According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno
#5. Well, duh. You're cuter than she is. He said it like he might say, Grass is green or, Gravity works.
Something warm opened up inside my chest. It was a nice feeling.
Lilith Saintcrow
#6. If toting the standard equipment is not what male or female, exactly what does?
well, duh, its barrettes.
At least thats what kids think it is your clothing, hairstyle, toy choice, favorite color.
Slippery stuff, that. You can see how perilously easy would be to err
Peggy Orenstein
#7. Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire.
Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.
Kimberly Pauley
#8. Till our next date?"
"Oh, yeah," he says, making a "well, duh" face. "All bets are off on our next date.
Kelley R. Martin
#9. You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
Y-yes, Mr. D."
Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
You're a god."
Yes, child."
A god. You.
Rick Riordan
#10. People say I manipulate the media. Well, duh. We live in a media culture, so why on earth wouldn't I?
Paul Watson
#11. I have an allergy to catching and throwing and kicking and dribbling of any kind. Noah is not a team player. Well, duh. Revolutionaries aren't team players.
Jandy Nelson
#12. What do I geek out over? I mean, totally, I geek out over Hanson. Duh.
Nikki Reed
#13. Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?"
Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?"
"Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#14. What colors are the eyes of Anubis?"
"Brown...Duh.
Rick Riordan
#15. What's wrong with you, Daniel? How can you laugh about these things? And I'm like, 'Cause crying only gets you halfway there, duh.
Cara Hoffman
#16. We crossed one of the subterranean rivers, then wound our wag through the library quarter and the Chamber of Birds.
(Carter says I should tell you why it's called that. It's a cave full of all sorts of birds. Again
duh. [Carter, why are you banging your head against the table?])
Rick Riordan
#17. I bet you thought I was Alison, didn't you? Well, sorry, but I'm not. Duh. She's dead.
Sara Shepard
#18. What are you? (Nick)
Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron)
Yeah. Duh. Not like you're going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#19. White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
Andy Borowitz
#20. I was having tea with a guy I was introduced to, about the possibility of working with him at his production company. He asked me if I'd written anything, and I said yes. Then he said 'why don't you just shoot it'? And I thought, "duh!" Best advice I ever got.
Chika Anadu
#21. Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have."
Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.
Michael Buckley
#22. Millions wanted to see shows written, directed, and acted by people of colour telling stories about themselves. Duh.
Jeff Chang
#23. Cimil's eyes lit. "The Niccolo DiConti? What an honor!" Niccolo stood a little taller then. "Yes, I seek your assistance." Cimil rolled her eyes. "Well, no duh. You didn't abandon your queen's side, risking her wrath, to see me in my fabulous birthday suit.
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
#24. First," said Ms. Johnson, "I want you to know that you are all winners,"
Why do grown-ups always say that? Duh,we know we're not all winners.
Bruce Hale
#25. My town was all-white and shut down Section 8 housing because they didn't want black people to move into the town. And I thought that was wrong - duh.
Cecily McMillan
#26. You're alive!" Fezzik cried.
The man in black sat immobile, like a ventriloquist's dummy, just his mouth moving. "That is perhaps the most childishly obvious remark I have ever come across ...
William Goldman
#27. It's worth noting here that dragons are magical creatures. It's also worth following that up with a big, fat, duh.
Daniel Younger
#28. You think food, dancing, and sex is the answer to everything.
Everything worth anything, duh!
Nancy Gideon
#29. The book, Sadie ... Sometimes it's helpful to have someone other than yourself inside your head, because one can slap the other. Duh, the book!
Rick Riordan
#30. Kill first and then say, Gosh, were you actually good? My duh!
Kresley Cole
#32. Orange is the New Black is a really boring porn.
Mitty Walters
#33. TimeTrap raised her head and looked pointedly at St. John. It was a dimensional portal, silly. Duh.
J.T. Bock
#34. People want to be happy, and all the other things they want are typically meant to be a means to that end.
Daniel M. Gilbert
#35. Do you know what my name is, converted to binary code?"
He looked at her. "Is Tanzie your full name?"
"No. But it's the one I use."
He blew out his cheeks. "Um. Okay. 01010100 01100001 01101110 01111010 01101001 01100101."
"Did you say 1010 at the end? Or 0101?"
"1010. Duh.
Jojo Moyes
#36. Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
Charlie Sheen
#37. I knew it!" she said, glaring at me. "You're in league with the devil." "Duh. I'm affianced to him. Or, well, his son. I guess that makes me 'in league' with him, but you can't judge people by their in-laws. In-laws are all crazy. Everyone knows that.
Darynda Jones
#38. The only freedom you truly have is in your mind, so use it.
M.T. Dismuke
#39. I hate the attitude of, 'oh we already have a Lydia Lunch, so we do we need a Bikini Kill.' Well, there's like 2 hundered million all-male bands writting 'baby baby I love you, let me drag you around on my ankle.' Is that enough already? Duh!
Kathleen Hanna
#40. Well, Karou had wanted to retort, with all the gravity and maturity she could muster. Duh.
Laini Taylor
#41. What happens when a sheepdog gets bit by a wolf?"
"Duh. It becomes a wolf."
"No. It becomes a sheepdog that fights with the lawlessness and savagery of a wolf.
Karen Marie Moning
#42. She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.
Larissa Ione
#43. It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.
Molly Ivins
#44. -We've been dating for three years!He's my boyfriend!
-You have stronger feelings for Baz and Simon!
-Duh, they're Baz and Simon, like that's even fair ...
Rainbow Rowell
#45. Have you ever noticed that it takes a textbook dozens of pages to say what normal people can cover fast?
Example:
What was the full impact of World War II?
Clear-cut teenage answer: we won.
Joan Bauer
#46. We're [Ocean Conservancy group] trying to convince people it's a bad idea to catch fish faster than they can reproduce. That should be a duh, but it's still going on.
Mark Powell
#47. Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we're having a psycho reunion this week ... Oh wait, it's Mardi Gras. Duh. (Talon)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#48. When the game ended, Mike laid down his control paddle. "So you've met the Nordic goddess, right?"
Aria glanced up at him warily. "Excuse me?"
Mike rolled his eyes. "Duh. Klaudia, which I'm pretty sure is Scandinavian for sex vixen.
Sara Shepard
#49. I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.
Clyde Edgerton
#50. Things she knew now, that she hadn't known two hours ago:
Park was covered with skin. Everywhere.
Rainbow Rowell
#51. In short, we derive support for our preferred conclusions by listening to the words that we put in the mouths of people who have already been preselected for their willingness to say what we want to hear.
Daniel M. Gilbert
#52. Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH!
Lisi Harrison
#53. Duh, I'm hungry and your wife ate everything in the fridge.
N K Pockett
#54. Open duh computer." Germans ought to farm out all positions of petty authority. The accent remained too full of implication.
Jonathan Lethem
#56. I've heard some stupid questions in my life. Usually they come in clusters: Why do you have that gun? What are you doing? Are you going to kill me? Uh, duh. I'm sure as hell not going to shoot myself.
J.M. Darhower
#57. When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life.
Scott Ian
#58. How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked.
"He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh."
"Of course," I said. "Silly me.
Rick Riordan
#59. I'm just trying to do the right thing. I'm a vampire."
"Duh."
"And you're not."
"Again: duh."
"I could hurt you. I could lose control."
"If you were anyone else, I'd have kneecapped you by now.
Alyxandra Harvey
#60. But it's the science of the stars!"
"She thinks it's Satanic. You gave her daughter a pentagram."
"It's a natal chart, duh. You can't let ignorance trump science here, Miss Mary!
Felicia Day
#61. When I look at 'Napoleon Dynamite's style I'm reminded of how I spoke when I was an eight-year-old boy. It was just like capturing the essence of, 'Duh!' It was just like the stuff that I would say when I was like eight, nine, ten years old.
Jason Reitman
#62. A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: 'Duh.
Conan O'Brien
#63. I d-duh-don't know wh-why you even b-buh -bother b-buh-because in s-six y-yuh-years y-you're g-guh-going to be j-juh-just l-like - ""Don't say that."Something inside me went cold. "I'm never going to be like him.
Joe Schreiber
#64. I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller.
Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's because you predicted this?"
Oh, yeah."
The Looking Glass Wars
Frank Beddor
#65. Shakespeare's great."
Duh. Shakespeare's cool, man.
Alex Flinn
#66. What is evil?' you ask.
To which I reply, 'Who are you, Friedrich Nietzsche?'
To which you respond, 'Duh, wha? Me no understand.'
Then I put you back in your cage.
Josh Lieb
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