Top 42 No Duh Quotes

#1. Well, Karou had wanted to retort, with all the gravity and maturity she could muster. Duh.

Laini Taylor

No Duh Quotes #6135
#2. What happens when a sheepdog gets bit by a wolf?"
"Duh. It becomes a wolf."
"No. It becomes a sheepdog that fights with the lawlessness and savagery of a wolf.

Karen Marie Moning

No Duh Quotes #192565
#3. She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.

Larissa Ione

No Duh Quotes #224188
#4. It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

Molly Ivins

No Duh Quotes #243104
#5. -We've been dating for three years!He's my boyfriend!
-You have stronger feelings for Baz and Simon!
-Duh, they're Baz and Simon, like that's even fair ...

Rainbow Rowell

No Duh Quotes #269442
#6. Have you ever noticed that it takes a textbook dozens of pages to say what normal people can cover fast?
Example:
What was the full impact of World War II?
Clear-cut teenage answer: we won.

Joan Bauer

No Duh Quotes #301159
#7. We're [Ocean Conservancy group] trying to convince people it's a bad idea to catch fish faster than they can reproduce. That should be a duh, but it's still going on.

Mark Powell

No Duh Quotes #324498
#8. Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we're having a psycho reunion this week ... Oh wait, it's Mardi Gras. Duh. (Talon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

No Duh Quotes #329513
#9. When the game ended, Mike laid down his control paddle. "So you've met the Nordic goddess, right?"
Aria glanced up at him warily. "Excuse me?"
Mike rolled his eyes. "Duh. Klaudia, which I'm pretty sure is Scandinavian for sex vixen.

Sara Shepard

No Duh Quotes #331365
#10. I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.

Clyde Edgerton

No Duh Quotes #340676
#11. Things she knew now, that she hadn't known two hours ago:
Park was covered with skin. Everywhere.

Rainbow Rowell

No Duh Quotes #343297
#12. In short, we derive support for our preferred conclusions by listening to the words that we put in the mouths of people who have already been preselected for their willingness to say what we want to hear.

Daniel M. Gilbert

No Duh Quotes #382391
#13. Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH!

Lisi Harrison

No Duh Quotes #406661
#14. I hate the attitude of, 'oh we already have a Lydia Lunch, so we do we need a Bikini Kill.' Well, there's like 2 hundered million all-male bands writting 'baby baby I love you, let me drag you around on my ankle.' Is that enough already? Duh!

Kathleen Hanna

No Duh Quotes #407340
#15. The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler
from France.

Jay Leno

No Duh Quotes #529763
#16. Open duh computer." Germans ought to farm out all positions of petty authority. The accent remained too full of implication.

Jonathan Lethem

No Duh Quotes #549825
#17. So neither is "the woman". They're both gay men. Duh.

Stephanie Perkins

No Duh Quotes #621903
#18. I've heard some stupid questions in my life. Usually they come in clusters: Why do you have that gun? What are you doing? Are you going to kill me? Uh, duh. I'm sure as hell not going to shoot myself.

J.M. Darhower

No Duh Quotes #639732
#19. When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life.

Scott Ian

No Duh Quotes #748794
#20. Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse.

J.R. Ward

No Duh Quotes #749780
#21. How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked.
"He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh."
"Of course," I said. "Silly me.

Rick Riordan

No Duh Quotes #754829
#22. I'm just trying to do the right thing. I'm a vampire."
"Duh."
"And you're not."
"Again: duh."
"I could hurt you. I could lose control."
"If you were anyone else, I'd have kneecapped you by now.

Alyxandra Harvey

No Duh Quotes #772217
#23. But it's the science of the stars!"
"She thinks it's Satanic. You gave her daughter a pentagram."
"It's a natal chart, duh. You can't let ignorance trump science here, Miss Mary!

Felicia Day

No Duh Quotes #802171
#24. When I look at 'Napoleon Dynamite's style I'm reminded of how I spoke when I was an eight-year-old boy. It was just like capturing the essence of, 'Duh!' It was just like the stuff that I would say when I was like eight, nine, ten years old.

Jason Reitman

No Duh Quotes #802724
#25. A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: 'Duh.

Conan O'Brien

No Duh Quotes #804284
#26. I d-duh-don't know wh-why you even b-buh -bother b-buh-because in s-six y-yuh-years y-you're g-guh-going to be j-juh-just l-like - ""Don't say that."Something inside me went cold. "I'm never going to be like him.

Joe Schreiber

No Duh Quotes #819011
#27. I have an allergy to catching and throwing and kicking and dribbling of any kind. Noah is not a team player. Well, duh. Revolutionaries aren't team players.

Jandy Nelson

No Duh Quotes #840001
#28. I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller.
Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's because you predicted this?"
Oh, yeah."
The Looking Glass Wars

Frank Beddor

No Duh Quotes #853428
#29. People say I manipulate the media. Well, duh. We live in a media culture, so why on earth wouldn't I?

Paul Watson

No Duh Quotes #855598
#30. Shakespeare's great."
Duh. Shakespeare's cool, man.

Alex Flinn

No Duh Quotes #866459
#31. It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage
duh!

Victoria Jackson

No Duh Quotes #871727
#32. What is evil?' you ask.
To which I reply, 'Who are you, Friedrich Nietzsche?'
To which you respond, 'Duh, wha? Me no understand.'
Then I put you back in your cage.

Josh Lieb

No Duh Quotes #910881
#33. You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine."
Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?"
Y-yes, Mr. D."
Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?"
You're a god."
Yes, child."
A god. You.

Rick Riordan

No Duh Quotes #1012650
#34. Duh, I'm hungry and your wife ate everything in the fridge.

N K Pockett

No Duh Quotes #1023249
#35. Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?"
Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who fought them, yeah, we know. How you think they keep kicking our asses?"
"Cause you're pansies. Everyone knows that.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

No Duh Quotes #1035874
#36. First," said Ms. Johnson, "I want you to know that you are all winners,"

Why do grown-ups always say that? Duh,we know we're not all winners.

Bruce Hale

No Duh Quotes #1038150
#37. Till our next date?"
"Oh, yeah," he says, making a "well, duh" face. "All bets are off on our next date.

Kelley R. Martin

No Duh Quotes #1093585
#38. Cimil's eyes lit. "The Niccolo DiConti? What an honor!" Niccolo stood a little taller then. "Yes, I seek your assistance." Cimil rolled her eyes. "Well, no duh. You didn't abandon your queen's side, risking her wrath, to see me in my fabulous birthday suit.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

No Duh Quotes #1120655
#39. Millions wanted to see shows written, directed, and acted by people of colour telling stories about themselves. Duh.

Jeff Chang

No Duh Quotes #1148901
#40. You're alive!" Fezzik cried.
The man in black sat immobile, like a ventriloquist's dummy, just his mouth moving. "That is perhaps the most childishly obvious remark I have ever come across ...

William Goldman

No Duh Quotes #1268976
#41. Do you know what my name is, converted to binary code?"
He looked at her. "Is Tanzie your full name?"
"No. But it's the one I use."
He blew out his cheeks. "Um. Okay. 01010100 01100001 01101110 01111010 01101001 01100101."
"Did you say 1010 at the end? Or 0101?"
"1010. Duh.

Jojo Moyes

No Duh Quotes #1511544
#42. No duh, Susan said. You are like a walking vault of things you don't tell people. People who have secrets should pay you to hold on to them for them. You could be like a secret bank.

Chelsea Cain

No Duh Quotes #1626529

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