Unprotected Sex Quotes

#1. The numbers are staggering. I swear I read somewhere that in every one thousand times a couple has unprotected sex, they'll get pregnant one billion times.

Jenn Cooksey

#2. The real story is that I had unprotected sex. That's that. That's easy.

Magic Johnson

#3. One candidate who considered applying for the position explained his change of heart: That job is like unprotected sex. It feels amazing at the time, but there is a good chance you will pay for it later. None of the benefits are worth the pleasure.

Taona Dumisani Chiveneko

#4. We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.

Charles Barkley

#5. Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.

Daniel Tosh

#6. Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.

Steven Spielberg

#7. My grandmother told me: "We all dated lots of different boys because no one was having sex or kissing. It was just going out for sodas and getting to know people. It didn't seem like there was a threat." I think now we have more ideas of people having premarital and unprotected sex.

Zoe Kazan

#8. The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

Jeremy Clarkson

#9. Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

Eminem

#10. It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible in our wake and, at the same time, are drawn to all the things that kill: whiskey and cigarettes, unprotected sex, and deep-fried burritos.

Ariel Gore

#11. The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.

Charles De Lint

#12. Have you had unprotected gay sex?"

This time he got a snort and a laugh. "I ain't no butt pirate."

Roan felt the urge to say, " Arr matey, prepare to be boarded," but somehow managed to repress it.

Andrea Speed

#13. Let the business take care of itself. If you get involved in the business, every hour that you're involved in business is an hour that you're not practicing. And every hour that you're not practicing is another hour further away from where you want to be.

T Bone Burnett

#14. The only valid test of leadership is the ability to lead, and lead vigorously.

John F. Kennedy

#15. Others form man; I tell of him, and portray a particular one, very ill-formed, whom I should really make very different from whathe is if I had to fashion him over again. But now it is done.

Michel De Montaigne

#16. A lot of the times you read something and you don't realize that you are going to have to do the things that you read.

Will Ferrell

#17. I seriously wish that he had spent his entire childhood being serially arse-raped by teachers, scoutmasters, members of the clergy, relatives, policemen, doctors, door-to-door salesmen and all registered sex offenders within a 500-mile radius of his unprotected bedroom.

Douglas Coupland

#18. The numeric system was invented to help man to put order in the chaos of the world.

John Maynard Keynes

#19. I'm an incredibly hard worker, I'm incredibly tenacious, and I'm incredibly detail-oriented.

David Brock

#20. No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.

Jayde Scott

#21. I am far too much in doubt about the present, far too perturbed .about the future, to be otherwise than profoundly reverential about the past.

Augustine Birrell

#22. I think back to my dream of the boy, because in it I find solace. I like that word. I'm going to make it my word of the year. There is just something about that boy that makes me feel like I belong. Belong. Long to be. Weird word, but semantics aside, it is up there with solace.

Melina Marchetta

#23. I believed that we had to answer the question: Why are we doing this? And it wasn't until we started to articulate, internally as an organisation, that it was about using the Games to inspire young people to participate in sports that we each understood what we had to do.

Sebastian Coe

#24. The commencement speech is not, I think, a wholly satisfactory manifestation of our culture.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#25. Who the fuck calls their priest when their son is having a crisis?"
"I do, now shut up!" Ma answered.

Katelin LaMontagne

#26. I love finding new creative partnerships but then continuing the partnerships I'm already in.

Damon Lindelof