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#1. Just so you understand; he's using a scene from Buffy to ask me out!!!! - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#2. True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#3. What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid? - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#4. The numbers are staggering. I swear I read somewhere that in every one thousand times a couple has unprotected sex, they'll get pregnant one billion times. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#5. Okay folks, what we have here is surely a never been seen before event. It looks like Satan herself has been called out by a - hey, how old is that walking corpse? - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#6. Oh, you know ... staring down fear, laughing in the face of death, taking a ride in Hell, and in general, testing the waters of the unknown. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#7. Oh God, my poor baby ... she's just as fucked up as I am. I love it! - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#8. He and I speak the same language ... we just have different accents. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#9. One: Enormous relief. Two: Fury. Three: Envy, because he's got a cigarette and I don't, - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#10. Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together ... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#11. Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#12. I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#13. They say when you die, your life flashes before your eyes.
It's true.
Except all I can see is Cole.
Because he was my life. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#14. Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#15. Sarcasm. It's not just a form of speech; it's a dear friend. Oh, - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#16. The hell? She BETTER fucking remember me! - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#17. Again, folks, you've been witness to one of the most seldom seen events in history ... I'm Chicken Larson saying good night, sleep tight and don't let the boogie man or a suicide blonde getchya. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#18. But we're worth it. We're worth trying. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#19. Eight comes out of freaking nowhere with me suddenly wanting to just kiss his face. A lot. Like, I actually want to make-out with the arrogant son of a bitch. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#20. Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude ... she was fuckin' grisly. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#21. I'm gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#22. Bad sex is a fuckin' myth, like a goddamned legendary creature in some fuckin' sappy fairytale. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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#23. I love the little kids... they're my minions. - Author: Jenn Cooksey
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