Top 41 Andrea Speed Quotes

#1. Roan rubbed his eyes, restraining the urge to ask if "light domination" meant he liked having his dates order for him in restaurants.

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#2. It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.

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#3. Strong could be dealt with - but crazy? Oh no. You never knew what the crazy were going to do.

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#4. I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.

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#5. Paris rubbed his forehead against his, running his hands through Roan's hair, and said, 'How about we come back here
and exchange notes once we're done with the interviews? Take a long lunch.'

'Only exchange notes?'

'No one said we can't exchange notes in bed.

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#6. [H]e could feel his unshakable enemy, depression, blooming in him like a pernicious flower that could never quite be ripped out.

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#7. You can't be a trailblazer without causing some chaos.

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#8. Humanity was awful; humanity made you hurt. Humanity was a weakness that would kill everyone, one way or another.

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#9. There was an audible gasp, like everyone had been sucker-punched, and the sound reverberated through the hall like he'd just announced that not only was god dead, but he'd also been a hermaphroditic drag queen called Miss Demeanor.

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#10. You can't isolate yourself, because that's the worst thing you can do. There's no healing if there's no movement, and isolation is the same as standing still.

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#11. Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?

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#12. I'm always going to be with you, you know. As long as you remember me, I will exist. Memory is a form of existence, life after death.

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#13. He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.

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#14. This was how the world ended. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

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#15. I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something.

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#16. Everyone needs to believe in something, even if it is totally bugfuck nuts.

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#17. That was the problem with caring. It left you vulnerable, open on one side to the most hideous pain imaginable, and the only antidote was to stop giving a shit, but how did you do that? How did you turn it all off?

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#18. He needed to wear that bell around his neck and randomly intone, "Unclean," to warn people.

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#19. Jesus Christ. Men looking for ways to seem more macho. That's like ninety-eight percent of the world's problems.""I know. But should we be saying that, since we're guys?"Seb shrugged. "No matter. World's kinda fucked anyways.

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#20. There's nothing to give away. I get so exhausted being what people want me to be that when I'm on my own, I enjoy being nothing to no one. You have no idea how tiring it is always being someone else.

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#21. Sometimes loving someone just sucked.

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#22. After what Holden and Kevin had told him, and what he could find himself, he just wanted to sit this guy down, talk calmly and rationally, and then beat him so bad his grandkids would be born dizzy and bleeding from the eyeballs.

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#23. The problem with life - with a lot of things - was randomness was responsible for so many things.

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#24. What doesn't kill you can be ignored until the immediate crisis has passed.

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#25. I got over shy a really long time ago. I'm queer, I'm feline, get used to it.

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#26. Something in him just lived to be contrary. If he couldn't have their respect, he'd accept their hate.

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#27. There's bigots in every race, creed, and orientation. Idiocy is universal.

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#28. God, he was so beautiful. It was the tragic kind of beauty too, the kind you knew was doomed from the start. A face that launched a thousand ships and dug a million graves.

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#29. He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.

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#30. Let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts 'cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.

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#31. Did you kiss me?"
"What? Why would you think that?" His smirking face seemed to give nothing away.
"You bastard! Who cops a feel on an unconscious man?"
"Not me. I like my feelees conscious.

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#32. Roan looked at Paris and wondered where they would go from here and if there would be any light at the end of the tunnel before it collapsed on top of them. Too bad there was really no such thing as a happy ending.

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#33. Up. The fact that they managed to find each other was probably a minor miracle. They'd have to enjoy it while it lasted.

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#34. Shit was getting to Roan, but it was getting to Dylan too. Everyone just needed a hug and possibly some quaaludes, but hey, who was he to judge?

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#35. Have you had unprotected gay sex?"

This time he got a snort and a laugh. "I ain't no butt pirate."

Roan felt the urge to say, " Arr matey, prepare to be boarded," but somehow managed to repress it.

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#36. Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.

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#37. How did I know you were going to show up?"
"Because you're psychic now?"
Dylan raised an eyebrow at that. "If I was actually psychic, sweetheart, I probably wouldn't have
gotten involved with you."
"Oh, ow," he said, grabbing his chest. "I think you just made my heart hurt.

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#38. They were probably the best-matched pair of weird fucks that life had ever coughed

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#39. After finding "God hates fags" written in Magic Marker on his locker Roan had cleaned it off and then wrote, also in Magic Marker, "I hate your God

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#40. I'm not going to lie to you and say it gets easier, because it doesn't. It's just that you get used to it. The human animal has an amazing capacity to get used to almost anything.

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#41. I'm Scottish. My idea of foreplay is roll over, Margaret.

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