Top 4 Unicorn Fart Quotes
#1. She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the sickly-sweet smell.
"Oh, come on Ash, that smells like a unicorn fart," I cried, recoiling at the overpowering, candylike smell.
Cara Lynn Shultz
#2. All of our lives suck right now, okay? You might think yours is an extra special sparkly rainbow unicorn fart type of suck, but it's not. Just get on with it!
Lia Habel
#4. You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn't you?"
"Probably so. We both fart rainbows.
Jamie Farrell
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