Toilet Paper People Quotes

#1. The Persian rug served as their country. The brawnier toilet paper people opted to live in its jade green jungles while the more sensitive and reflective toilet paper people preferred hiding in its opal cream sky. They were so light. No one would ever be able to tell that they had lived there.

Cherry Tigris

#2. The common good," said Serge. "It's not hip.

Tim Dorsey

#3. I don't know what I expected.
No, I'm lying. I know what I wanted.

Ilsa J. Bick

#4. Imagination is more powerful than knowledge.

Albert Einstein

#5. The burden of keeping three people in toilet paper seemed to me rather a heavy one.

Barbara Pym

#6. Parents are the biggest culprit. In a bid to make their child score high marks, they are willing to indulge in practices that are unethical, like buying projects. They do not realise that such attempts will not make their child brighter or think over ideas.

Arvind Gupta

#7. But why are you giving this to me if you don't believe?"

"Because I know that you do.

Adria J. Cimino

#8. AIDS was something that was put upon us [as haitians], and we were immediately identified with it. That is unfair. That is unjust. I always say, "We are all people living with AIDS." It's not like you can avoid it. It's part of our world.

Edwidge Danticat

#9. My son was killed in a war without honor for the sake of lies.

Nadia McCaffrey

#10. To Love is to reach God.

Rumi

#11. Does it ever occur to you, Mama, that my grandfather is a lunatic?

Georgette Heyer

#12. I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it's something they can use. It's not something they live.

Mark Fuhrman

#13. Still shuddering, he collapsed atop her on a long, strangled groan. It sounded as if someone had just wrung out his soul.
Ella knew precisely how he felt.

Christine Warren

#14. I used to say that I didn't want anything to do with e-mail. It seemed really impersonal, complicated and weird. I had no idea what an amazing way it is to reach people.

BD Wong

#15. People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.

Jerry Seinfeld

#16. Most people die, living their life paycheck to paycheck,trying to stretch out each dollar, as like a roll of toilet paper. Toiling each tissue, never quite wiping away all the shit from their asses, where the world always takes what little they flush, back into its deprived system, always hungry.

Anthony Liccione

#17. These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

P. J. O'Rourke

#18. No society has any right to forget its workers, because they are the real heroes of the society!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#19. The blatant harassment of electromagnetic radiation researchers should be expected to be a feature of transitioning out of the energy based economies.

Steven Magee

#20. Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#21. Let me tell you, people go on and on about what a great idea electricity was, but I'm going to put toilet paper right next to the wheel and say those are the best ideas anyone's ever had. Scoff at it if you will, but try living for two millennia without it and then we'll talk.

Kevin Hearne

#22. I hate it when people tell you you're good when you know that you're not.

Aidan Gillen