Top 39 Titties Quotes
#2. Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.
Dov Davidoff
#3. Every naked chick in the room ran toward the scale. It was just titties and passports everywhere.
Ronda Rousey
#4. I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
Gary Oldman
#5. Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy, grabbed hold of her milk stained titties, and you ain't never looked back, motherfucker.
David Sedaris
#6. And I might collapse from the cold anyway. How do you stand it, Rache? Tink's titties, I think parts of me fell off.
Kim Harrison
#8. Next time you're wearing the 'look at my titties' shirt, and I'm filling the tank.
Mira Grant
#9. No, I want big ol' titties in my face!
Chris Rock
#10. by Rebecca 0 minutes ago
" Tink's titties!" Jenks from any of Kim Harrison's books on The Hollows. (aka Cincinnati,OH)
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Kim Harrison
#11. One man got so mean and nasty whenever he couldn't play with Maureen's titties that he soiled himself on purpose so she would have to clean his butt and the rest of his private parts. Each time she had to do that, he displayed an erection that would put a horny frat boy to shame.
Mary Monroe
#12. You want to walk into that funeral and have every dude in that room whip their head around and say, 'God-damn them is some fine-ass titties. I got to find me a divorce lawyer in the next five minutes.
David Wong
#13. Please don't bite baby,
I got some bomb ass pussy from a white lady ...
She let me hide my weed in her titties
Lil' Wayne
#15. Your breasts are alabaster orbs.' "What?" Rufus objected. "That's stupid. I'm not saying that."
"Do you have some better suggestion?"
"Why can't you just say she's got a fair set of titties?
Tessa Dare
#16. When I first heard the term 'training bra,' I was freaked out. I was pretty young and I said, 'Did you just say training bra? They're training their chests? I had no idea.' See some lady, her boobs are everywhere. 'What's her deal?' Those are untrained titties.
Demetri Martin
#18. I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
Dave Chappelle
#19. There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try it. But I did the foot one and the hand one yesterday, and it makes my skin crazy. It's like I just had sex for four days.
Courtney Love
#20. Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone, A Tale of Two Titties...
Chuck Palahniuk
#21. FLYING DOWN SUNSET SMOKING CRACK
TRANSVESTITE IN THE FRONT
EDDI MURPHY IN THE BACK
MOP HAD ME GRINDY AND GRIDDY
MARILYN MANSON, I DYED MY HAIR BLUE
AND GREW SOME TITTIES
Bizarre
#22. If you want a woman with a tight little kitty, the find one with itty bitty titties!
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#23. I never knew my titties was bigger than Pamela So paparazzi flickin be flickin their camera
Nicki Minaj
#24. There are chaps who don't care for them, you know. Simply can't abide them. Can't stand the sight of them, their titties and their big sit-upons,
Alan Hollinghurst
#25. The trials on the road to world harmony are no greater than the courage of those who accept the challenge.
Carl Lewis
#26. Stop them damn pictures! I don't care what the papers write about me. My constituents can't read. But, damn it, they can see the pictures!
Boss Tweed
#27. I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do.
Muddy Waters
#28. Every time I lied to my dad I felt like I was going up against the Supreme Court justices and pleading my case.
Claire Contreras
#29. Only a fool can believe people are basically good
Dennis Prager
#30. First impressions matter. Experts say we size up new people in somewhere between 30 seconds and two minutes.
Elliott Abrams
#31. It was the Democrats who were against civil rights legislation
Allen West
#32. If you have a reasonable system for pursuing success, it can survive a lot of face-plants along the way. That knowledge makes success seem accessible. If you think successful people have some sort of superpower or special connections, why try?
Scott Adams
#34. Evidently you think I'm a fool who will easily succumb to flattery, or else your standards are quite low.
Lisa Kleypas
#35. The desire for security must be balanced with our regard for liberty.
Samuel Schmid
#37. Women don't take care of themselves because they take care of everybody else.
Ellen Pompeo
#38. But surprises were nothing new to her. Like opening a can of mushroom soup and finding tomato instead; be grateful and eat it anyway.
Sarah Addison Allen
#39. We buy time where we may." "You bought yourself time," Oi agreed. "I don't think it's of very good quality.
John Scalzi
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