Top 100 Tease Quotes

#1. My dad likes to tease me over this. We weren't there at Fenway, and it wasn't a consequential game, but Trot Nixon let a ball go through his legs, and from that moment on, I hated Trot Nixon. Really irrational. Based in nothing. But did not like him.

Katie Nolan

#2. My friends tease me because I don't like clutter. I'm not someone who gets attached to things.

Leslie Bibb

#3. I'm not good, Mac. Never have been.'
What-true confession time? my eyes tease. Don't need it.
'I want what I want and I take it.'
Is he warning me? What could he possibly threaten me with now?
'There's nothing I can't live with. Only things I won't live without.

Karen Marie Moning

#4. Me, a tease? I am not. I put out ... thank you very much.
- Jamie Killian

J.L. Langley

#5. Sometimes I worry that I've lost the plot My twitching muscles tease my flippant thoughts I never really dreamed of heaven much Until we put him in the ground. There is nothing as lucky, as easy, or free

Conor Oberst

#6. As an actress people always tease me like: if there's anything you can do to make yourself unattractive you will do it.

Amy Adams

#7. Tease hair, not homos!

James St. James

#8. With Aerobic Strip Tease, you can do it at home - it makes it easier for women that don't want to go to the gym.

Carmen Electra

#9. You're so blantantly attracted to me, it's hard not to tease you

Colleen Hoover

#10. A husband and wife should resolve never to wrangle with each other; never to bandy words or indulge in the least ill-humour. Never! I say; NEVER. Wrangling, even in jest, and putting on an air of ill-humour merely to tease, becomes earnest by practice.

Timothy Shay Arthur

#11. I drop his hand like a hot potato and scowl deeply. "You're such a vagina-tease.

Elle Kennedy

#12. The great thing about true best friends is that when you go MIA for a few months, they inquire but they don't press. Best friends know the power of infatuation but also how quickly it dissipates. You just have to wait it out. And then afterward, tease them about it for decades.

Mindy Kaling

#13. Heterosexuals failed to grasp that if you lost yourself in the tease - in the pleasure and power of turning someone on - that that could be as arousing as being teased and turned on oneself.

Mary Roach

#14. What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.

Esther M. Friesner

#15. Don't think because I like to tease you that I don't take you seriously," he said in a quiet voice. "It is an honor to know what's in your heart, Marianne.

Julianne Donaldson

#16. people tease or criticize you.

Tom McIntyre

#17. I have friends that tease me about 'Without a Trace;' they say, 'You're really good at saying, 'Have you seen this person?'

Eric Close

#18. You think I led him on? For what? Kicks? I don't have enough exictement in my life, so maybe I'll tease a nice guy, get his hopes up, then laugh and skip away?

Kelley Armstrong

#19. You had lots of visitors, but they were all quiet."

"Oh real funny. Tease the blind man."

~Trella to Logan, pg. 114-115

Maria V. Snyder

#20. I'm going to fuck you, Nikki. Pleasure? We're going to blow the roof off pleasure. I'm going to make you beg for it. I'm going to claim you. I'm going to tease you. I'm going to torment you. And you're going to come for me like you've never come in your life.

J. Kenner

#21. Tease," Ty accused softly.
"Do I have your attention now?" Zane drawled.
"You never lost it," Ty responded before thinking better of it.

Madeleine Urban

#22. Changmin teases me so much ... it's to the point that it feels strange when he doesn't.

Junsu

#23. With the Gap Band coming from Oklahoma, other artists would tease us by calling us cowboys. We didn't grow up on a ranch, but we took that style to the stage. We knew that it was corny, but at least it was ours.

Charlie Wilson

#24. The trumpet does not more stun you by its loudness, than a whisper teases you by its provoking inaudibility.

Charles Lamb

#25. Tie me, tease me, let your pleasure please me. Hurt me, love me, but please don't ever leave me ...

Pepper Winters

#26. What makes a good family? Well, I suppose obviously love. Love lubricated often I think by humor. I think a family that can laugh at each other and tease themselves and who are able to be jolly with each other I think is the key.

Stephen Fry

#27. Don't think because I tease you that I don't take you seriously.

Julianne Donaldson

#28. Why do we have this desire to tease the innocent? Is it envy?

Graham Greene

#29. You make it sound almost like a hostage situation," I tease. "It's love, darling," he says and then adds, feigning an evil grin, "It takes everyone hostage.

E.K. Blair

#30. Mother tells me,
They tease you
because they adore you.

Thanhha Lai

#31. People always think that if you eat anything as a model, it's amazing. I used to tease them and say, you know I'm going to throw up afterwards.

Christy Turlington

#32. Nissa stirred as she felt the soft brush of something -- lips - tease against her neck. With her eyes closed, she smiled. Thomas' spicy, masculine scent was unmistakable. "What are you doing?" she murmured.
"If you have to ask, I must be doing it wrong.

Savannah Stuart

#33. Every time i think we aren't connecting, you tease me. I love it

Katie McGarry

#34. Teasing's part of the fun that comes before kissing

Lois Lowry

#35. I leaned back in my chair, stretching luxuriantly, delibrately letting my jacket fall open. Predictably, his eyes moved down my body-some things outlast even the change. I grinned and he looked away, a rueful smile twitching at his lips. I finished breakfast in peace.

Karen Chance

#36. Tease?" he groaned. "Ah, baby, I'm not teasing you. I'm giving to you. Giving you every ounce of pleasure I know how to give you."
-Jordan(Live Wire) to Tehya (Enigma)

Lora Leigh

#37. Dear old al-Maarri was a great skeptic poet. He wrote a parody of the Koran, and his friends would tease him and say, "al-Maarri, but no one says your Koran." And he said, "Yes, but give me time. Give me time. If people recite it for twenty years it will become as popular as the other one."

Tariq Ali

#38. What these satellites do is they record light radiation that's reflected off the surface of the Earth in different parts of the light spectrum. We use false color imaging to try to tease out these very subtle differences on the ground.

Sarah Parcak

#39. My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

Jimmy Carr

#40. If you don't hurry up and suck my dick - " "What? You gonna walk out of here?" Logan narrowed his eyes on Tate's juicy mouth, and thought, You sexy fucking cock tease. "I

Ella Frank

#41. Little about your work, tease and titillate with alluring, even contradictory comments, then stand back and let others try to make sense of it all.

Robert Greene

#42. Can't you see that you had to be a reckless drifter to bring ... people a bit of child's folly and child's laughter wherever you went? To make all sorts of people love you a little and tease you a little and be a little grateful to you?

Hermann Hesse

#43. Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left.

Robert A. Heinlein

#44. You're mine," Rhys whispered in her ear. "Your body is mine to tease and seduce. Tonight, you're all mine.

Donna Grant

#45. Unfortunately for you, cats love games." He moved toward her slowly. "We prowl, we stalk, we tease, and then we pounce." "I

Aubrey Ross

#46. I still believe pattern fascinates on its own. And three-sevenths of a pattern, or even a smaller fragment, can fascinate still more
get us really hunkering down, trying to tease out the whole of the figure in the carpet.

Samuel R. Delany

#47. Whenever I do a book, I'm usually guided by a question or something that I'm trying to tease out.

Lynda Barry

#48. I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still like those films because I remember my mom would tease me about getting a pet Critter to keep under my bed.

Brooke Nevin

#49. Gone now was the tease. Gone was the lesson on the how's and why's. Now came the need ... The need to finish, the need to come, and the need to be part of the other person.

Ella Frank

#50. The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.

Bill Gates

#51. People having a victim complex invite someone to tease them into their lives though they could have mutually beneficial relationships

Sunday Adelaja

#52. But that was what research and development were like. Full of semi-triumphs and perplexing unforeseen consequences like the whole violent hiccuping thing when conjuring up fire - or the propensity for fillings to fall out of bystanders' teeth when attempting to tease a rainstorm out of a cloud.

Jasper Fforde

#53. The still must tease with the promise of a story the viewer of it itches to be told.

Cindy Sherman

#54. My friends used to tease me 'cause I'd wear a CamelBak while I was working so I wouldn't have to get up if I was thirsty.

Nick Woodman

#55. I love to cook and really enjoy cleaning my house. People always tease me about getting a maid. My girlfriend tells me that they are only $40 and will do everything. But that is my time to unwind, put my hair in a ponytail, throw on sweats, and be myself.

Amy Weber

#56. On the radio Smokey Robinson complained that a taste of honey is worse than none at all.

Tayari Jones

#57. It's funny how a flame can only burn your hand if you move too slow, you can tease it all you want and it never gets you, if your quick enough.

Neal Shusterman

#58. Are we open-minded enough to assume that other species have a mental life? Are we creative enough to investigate it? Can we tease apart the roles of attention, motivation, and cognition? Those three are involved in everything animals do; hence poor performance can be explained by any one of them.

Frans De Waal

#59. Personally, I just tease people a lot.

Alex Meraz

#60. book and happened to strike a wonderful passage I would close the book then and there and go for a walk. I hated the thought of coming to the end of a good book. I would tease it along, delay the inevitable as long as possible.

Rosalyn D'Mello

#61. Don't be discouraged by people who tease you out of your dreams. What you have in your heart is bigger than what they have on their lips!

Israelmore Ayivor

#62. Come to think of it, pet, you are a liar, possessor of false identification, and a murderer." "Your point?" I snapped. "Not to mention a tease," he continued as if I hadn't spoken. "Foulmouthed, as well. Yep, you and I will get along famously.

Jeaniene Frost

#63. I will tease you, bite you, and spank you.

Lisa Renee Jones

#64. It's fun to tease people about where fiction and life intersect.

Dorothy Allison

#65. She'd play around and tease me with her carefree devil eyes. She'd hold me close and kiss me, but her heart was full of lies.

Ricky Nelson

#66. If it's danger you seek you can go to war, blow the whistle on someone powerful, piss off someone unhinged, walk in a field during a lightning storm, tease a rattlesnake, or lose yourself in the right embrace. Some people live for it, others suffer in spite of it.

Donna Lynn Hope

#67. Tease me like that again, and I'll put you over my knee," Cain threatens, and my poor impulse control kicks into overdrive.
"I'm not teasing.

Lilly Black

#68. I'd probably put those salt and pepper shakers away now, David, because we're about to be visited by dribbling cannibal psychopath and we wouldn't want to tease these fellows. Of course, if they're very hungry, I do have this left arm that I don't use all that much.

Garret Keizer

#69. Historians are gossips who tease the dead

Voltaire

#70. Love is a strawberry blonde liar, tease-baby, princess-girl torture.

Mary Elizabeth

#71. How on earth could a complete stranger be expected to tease out the inner logic of something he himself had dreamed up, to find a way to make it come alive?

Han Kang

#72. A flirtatious soul misses the point of intimate trust relations.

T.F. Hodge

#73. I notice that most of the men who tease me about my hair, don't have any.

Holland Taylor

#74. You have to tease your family. You tease the ones that you're closest to.

Parvesh Cheena

#75. Kids used to tease me unmercifully about that name.

Marge Schott

#76. I love to have a laugh. I like to tease people.

Anthony Hopkins

#77. Excited my little whore? Yes, that's what you are, letting me fuck you the way I do. You know that's not good. Letting me punish you. My cock wants to be down your throat, inside your pussy and ... In your ass. You tease me with it every fucking day.

K.I. Lynn

#78. Mentally tease apart the threads that keep you connected to your mother. See that those threads, those feelings, that you experience with her are what find the two of you -- but they do not have to weave the tapestry of your entire life.

Susan Schneider

#79. Somehow he promised each of us a great romance, without a touch or a word. He was an accomplished tease.

Lee Grant

#80. And here's why it worked: man or woman, gay, straight, bisexual, you name it, we all just want to be teased.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#81. I used to tease Joe Louis by reminding him that I was the greatest of all time. But Joe Louis was the greatest heavyweight fighter ever.

Muhammad Ali

#82. People may tease you or please you, insult you or consult you, laugh at you or laugh with you. In the end, though, it's not about what people do to you or say about you that's most important, but how you treat yourself.

Charles F. Glassman

#83. My lone desire stands, looking like beauty on a cloud, ripe for my picking, ready for me to ravish and pleasure. Waiting for me to tempt and tease. Satisfy and gratify.

A.R. Von

#84. Are you hitting on me, Mr. Grey?" I tease, lightly drizzling balsamic vinaigrette on my spinach salad. He giggles. "I scream, you scream ... we all scream for ice cream," he says, licking a chocolate-and-vanilla-swirl ice cream cone.

Fanny Merkin

#85. Didn't your mother tell you boys tease the girls they like?"
"That only applies to children."
"All men are babies."
"Point taken."

Chloe and Stella- The Unofficial Zack Warren Fan Club

J.C. Isabella

#86. I shouldn't wish to be a tease. To ... lead you on."
He smiled. "That's my look-out, not yours."
She considered that, doubtfully. "There are some men who would disagree."
His smile vanished. "Then they are worthless curs, not men.

Laura Lee Guhrke

#87. Good God, Dev. Have you completely lost your mind? Don't tease the psychotic tiger. He's getting all angry and frothing at the mouth. Someone's going to think he's rabid. (Serre)
Yeah, but teasing him is like throwing meat at Kyle. It's highly entertaining. (Dev)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#88. It was the sunny way he could tease her out of a snit, the way he looked at her so hungrily.

Nancy Horan

#89. Trying to tease me?"

"I don't tease."

"That's true. You take what you want and give only what you're willing to lose.

Elizabeth Varlet

#90. Dear, damned, distracting town, farewell! Thy fools no more I'll tease: This year in peace, ye critics, dwell, Ye harlots, sleep at ease!

Alexander Pope

#91. Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?

Erin McCarthy

#92. The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people.

Jeff Smith

#93. Finally, when all was said and done, the certainty (so often experienced, yet always new) that female charms, the kind that inflame the senses, are no more than kitchen smells: they tease you when you're hungry and disgust you when you've had your fill.

M. Ageyev

#94. I love to tease men with my legs.

Eartha Kitt

#95. Don't tease me unless you want an audience when I f**k you."
-Beck, Corp Security

Harper Sloan

#96. Never tease anything that wants to eat you. Reign of Blood

Alexia Purdy

#97. She had something that is gone from the world, from the female world. A sweetness without sentimentality, a limpidity without naivety. She was so easy to hurt, to tease. And when she teased, it was like a caress.

John Fowles

#98. So while in men's magazines success is a power tool to get sex and love, and therefore the look of success is crucial, in women's magazines love and sex are power tools to get success and therefore both the look of love and the sexual tease/promise are crucial.

Warren Farrell

#99. She caught his eye, her gaze instantly sweeping over him. That made him stand a little taller, like a wolf who wanted to impress her with his build. What was there about her that made him want to both please and tease her in a fun-loving way?

Terry Spear

#100. I told Pat I want to be him for Halloween. I almost got hit and I told Pat I should stop teasing him.

Tie Domi

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