Top 65 Teapot Quotes
#1. Mrs. Hilly had gone for the Swindon/Szechuan fusion menu and had steak and chips dim sum followed by hot Fanta in a teapot.
Jasper Fforde
#2. It is always best when discussing serious matters to do so around a teapot.
Gordon Dahlquist
#3. As the dragon charged it released huge clouds of hissing steam through its nostrils. It was almost as if a gigantic teapot had gone mad.
Heywood Broun
#4. The very sight of a teapot puts a smile on the face of most people. One cannot help but think of more serene and genteel times. From a whimsical child's teapot to an elegant English Teapot, to collectible teapots that adorn some homes, they are a subtle reminder of all that is good in this world.
Barbara Roberts
#5. When it comes to the teapot tempest that is the Hillary Clinton email imbroglio, the real controversy isn't about politics or regulations. It's about journalism and the weak standards employed to manufacture the scandal du jour.
Kurt Eichenwald
#6. through her notes now." She pointed at a teapot
James Stevens
#7. The wise man is he who is not surprised when he finds stale tea in a beautiful teapot!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#8. If you have one teapot And can brew your tea in it That will do quite well. How much does he lack himself Who must have a lot of things?
Sen No Rikyu
#10. Bertrand Russell used a hypothetical teapot in orbit about Mars for the same didactic purpose. You have to be agnostic about the teapot, but that doesn't mean you treat the likelihood of its existence as being on all fours with its non-existence.
Richard Dawkins
#11. Tea-
The sweetness of love,
The fragrance of flowers,
The comfort of a friend,
The warmth of a hug
-Such great delight gingerly poured from a single pink teapot.
Zakiyya Rosebelle
#12. There was a teapot, in which Mma Ramotswe
the only lady private detective in Botwana
brewed tea. And three mugs
one for herself, one for her secretary, and one for the client. What else does a detective agency really need?
Alexander McCall Smith
#13. I like to personalise my dressing room, have a cover for the bed and, if it is a long run, a few cushions and a teapot - a little pot for one.
Lesley Manville
#14. Bryn was pretty sure Jaxon would rather do a rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot" while wearing nothing but black socks and a Viking helmet than dance with her.
Chris Cannon
#15. I am not absolutely positive there is no god. Only in the sense that I'm not absolutely positive there is no large china teapot in orbit in the solar system.
Richard Dawkins
#16. It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a fist.
David Sedaris
#17. Carefully, I arrange the teapot, the little white cup, and the sugar bowl before me like an army. Defense? Or attack?
Cat Hellisen
#18. Tea would arrive, the cakes squatting on cushions of cream, toast in a melting shawl of butter, cups agleam and a faint wisp of steam rising from the teapot shawl.
Gerald Durrell
#19. It'd be fun, you know. Just once. To wake up Christmas morning with snow on the ground and stockings full of presents that no one had to steal and a house that's really home." She reclaimed the teapot and slowly slipped back into the con. "That would be nice. Maybe, someday, we'll steal that." On
Ally Carter
#20. I clean this teapot with the kind of attention I would have were I giving the baby Buddha or Jesus a bath.
Thich Nhat Hanh
#21. You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.
Bruce Lee
#22. I just don't understand how you can not be concerned about your appearance. From time to time I'm vilified as the person who cares about the look of a teapot - and it's not that I believe my taste is superior, I just can not believe that other people don't care.
Stephen Bayley
#23. The teapot takes in water and gives out tea. So the human individual takes in anything you give him and promptly transforms it; he is ready to give you out again his own reactions - first, in thought and emotion, then in voice or action.
Louis MacNeice
#24. Who would not spout the family teapot in order to talk with Keats for an hour about poetry, or with Jane Austen about the art of fiction?
Virginia Woolf
#25. She said being inside a language was like being in a person's house - after a while you came to see why the teapot was where it was.
Ian Frazier
#26. Teapot Dome involved the conservation of the oil resources of the United States, especially those situated upon the public lands.
George William Norris
#27. A great idea should always be left to steep like loose tea leaves in a teapot for a while to make sure that the tea will be strong enough and that the idea truly is a great one.
Phoebe Stone
#28. From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told where I must go and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is *my* dream. *I'll* decide where it goes from here.
Alice Kingsley
#29. water is fearless,you put water into a cup,it becomes the cup ,you put water into a teapot it becomes the teapot,water can flow drip ,creap,or crash!
Bruce Lee
#30. I hurl the glass teapot to the ground.
we both stare at it, stunned.
"it was supposed to break," I explain after a pause, " and that was going to signify that yes, I would throw something away . If I knew it wasn't right for me.
Sophie Kinsella
#31. She put on the teapot and laid a couple of Oreos on a plate for Danny in case he decided to come up while she was lying down.
Stephen King
#32. When women set their hearts on anything it is a known fact that they seldom fail to accomplish it. ~Mrs. podgers' Teapot
Kelly O'Connor McNees
#33. Find yourself a cup of tea, the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.
Hector Hugh Munro
#34. Mason. Darling. Do I have to flutter my eyelashes all morning to get you to pass the teapot down this way or am I going to have to offer you a blow job? Some of us are dehydrating over here.
Rolf And Ranger
#35. Outside of the chair, the teapot is the most ubiquitous and important design element in the domestic environment and almost everyone who has tackled the world of design has ended up designing one.
David McFadden
#36. The lamps were lit, and a good fire crackled in the great stone fireplace. There was a discreet chink of china, the brightness of silver teapot and muffin cover, the comforting smell mingled of steaming hot water, toast and a little sweet tobacco.
Susan Hill
#38. Eleanor had bargained for their wedding present, the dragon-spouted teapot worth thousands and the cups to match, gold-leafed, scaly.
Kate Walbert
#39. Disciples and devotees ... what are most of them doing? Worshipping the teapot instead of drinking the tea!
Wei Wu Wei
#40. One criticizes the English for carrying their teapots wherever they go, even lugging them up Mount Etna. But doesn't every nationhave its teapot, in which, even when traveling, it brews the dried bundles of herbs brought from home?
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#41. When Mrs. Harker came in to see me this afternoon she wasn't the same. It was like tea after the teapot has been watered.
Bram Stoker
#42. Now, there is no harm in a teapot, even if it contains tea, if it is let alone.
Brigham Young
#43. The crushed
teapot
in
the rubbish
of the
bulldozed
house
will sing
in your
ears
forever.
Alice Walker
#44. Originally I planned on starting a teapot collection. I really like them.
Billy Dee Williams
#45. I must confess that I do not understand why things are so arranged, that women seize us by the nose as deftly as they do the handle of a teapot: either their hands are so constructed, or else our noses are good for nothing else.
Nikolai Gogol
#46. As my colleague, the physical chemist Peter Atkins, puts it, we must be equally agnostic about the theory that there is a teapot in orbrit around the planet Pluto. We can't disprove it. But that doesn't mean the theory that there is a teapot is on level terms with the theory that there isn't.
Richard Dawkins
#47. showed where the ancient pewter teapot had leaked. At the other end was a scattering of crumbs left by the
Winston Graham
#48. Tea. He watched her while she made it, made it, of course, all wrong: the water not on the boil, the teapot unheated, too few leaves. She said, I never quite understand why English people like teas so.
Graham Greene
#49. Jimmy: You'll end up like one of those chocolate merengues my wife is so fond of [Alison starts banging jars] ... sweet and sticky on the outside, and sink your teeth in it [savouring every word]-inside, all white, messy and disgusting. [offering teapot sweetly to Helena] Milk?
John Osborne
#50. On the delivery plate of the Nutri-Matic Drink Synthesizer was a small tray, on which say three bone china cups and saucers, a bone china jug of milk, a silver teapot full of the best tea Arthur had ever tasted and a small printed note saying Wait.
Douglas Adams
#51. He's at the chocolate teapot end of the competency scale.
Nick Hornby
#52. He watched the young actress playing the central part of a wife who mistakenly believes her husband has wronged her. She was overly trained in the teapot school of acting, striking expressive poses and attitudes as the mood of the story demanded.
Stephen Harrigan
#53. A writer's mind is like a teapot. The words build up in your head until you just gotta let 'em out.
Max Hawthorne
#55. I was so astonished that I could think of nothing to say, but wondered irrelevantly if I was to be caught with a teapot in my hand on every dramatic occasion.
Barbara Pym
#56. Normally I will have five or six cups of tea a day, and if I can have them poured from a teapot, then all the better. I think tea tastes so much nicer from a pot.
Phyllis Logan
#57. Travelers are fantasists, conjurers, seers - and what they finally discover is that every round object everywhere is a crystal ball: stone, teapot, the marvelous globe of the human eye.
Cynthia Ozick
#58. Just let me catch my breath, Red Macalister, and think. You've tipped my teapot handle over spout.
Debra Holland
#59. I heard a screeching like steam from a teapot, and realized it was me.
David Wong
#60. That Kami Glass, people must say as she went by. About as sexy as a teapot.
Sarah Rees Brennan
#61. It was like a scene straight out of Beauty and the Beast. I kept waiting for a teapot to start singing.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#62. These things happen in threes,' said Milly in her way of uttering bits of folk-wisdom; she was spooning tea into the heated teapot. She always mixed tea with maxims.
Muriel Spark
#63. The cozy fire is bright and gay, The merry kettle boils away and hums a cheerful song. I sing the saucer and the cup; Pray, Mary, fill the teapot up, And do not make it strong
Barry Pain
#64. Wisdom was a teapot, pouring from above. Desolation angels, served it up with love.
Patti Smith
#65. Teapots are not generally known for their aerodynamic qualities, hence the proclivity for their use during breaks between fighting rather than as an actual weapon of war.
Jeffery Russell
