Such A Jerk Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 56 Such A Jerk Quotes

#1. I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it. - Author: Robert Thier
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#2. What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.) - Author: Lena Dunham
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#3. He stands watching me, motionless in those drawstring pants, his legs braced in a fighting stance, his eyes bursting with need. His broad shoulders jerk with his breaths, and he curls his fingers into fists at his sides. The deep roughness of his voice scrapes my flesh. Come here then. - Author: Katy Evans
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#4. Tawny shrugged. "I was overreacting. Typical big sister move. He explained why he did it, and it makes sense, in a slightly twisted way. He's not a bad guy. He's just a jerk. But a nice one."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"Men rarely do. - Author: Chelsea M. Cameron
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#5. An invisible fire scorched the bottoms of her hands, the feel reminding her of raw energy and stealth, and she tried to jerk away, unable to do so because the man held her in place. He would surely kill her now. No one touched a lion and lived to tell about it. - Author: Destiny Booze
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#6. Yeah. Go ahead and pick something to watch," he answers. "I'm just popping upstairs to jerk it and then I'll join you."

"Okay, I think I'm in the mood for - wait, what? - Author: Elle Kennedy
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#7. You want to be a better person? Go listen to someone you disagree with. don't argue with them just listen. It's remarkable what interesting things people will say if you take the time to not be a jerk. - Author: Brandon Sanderson
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#8. TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE - Author: Rick Riordan
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#9. Caleb had been my imperfection, with his slightly Americanized British accent, and the way he could play any sport and quote any philosopher. He was such a mix of class and jock, romance and jerk, it made me crazy. - Author: Tarryn Fisher
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#10. It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible. - Author: Alexei Maxim Russell
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#11. I know that I was a total jerk for a few weeks. But I do trust you," Fitz told Sophie. "I hope you trust me. - Author: Shannon Messenger
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#12. He maybe be a jerk ... but he is my jerk ... he is my father. - Amber Brown - Author: Paula Danziger
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#13. Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't. - Author: Captain Beefheart
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#14. I think that you are an uptight, pony-owning, trickle-down-economics-loving, Scotch-on-the-rocks-drinking, my-wife-better-take-my-last-name sexist jerk! - Author: Julie James
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#15. We never have as great an opportunity to show self-comfort as when others around us aren't. Hint: Don't be a jerk because someone else is. Praise the behaviors in others that you most want to flourish. - Author: Kare Anderson
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#16. I will never grow thick skin so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me. - Author: Dan Pearce
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#17. Who the hell wants to be the one to tell a kid that santa claus isn't real. it's the truth, right? but you're still a jerk for saying it. - Author: David Levithan
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#18. I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't. - Author: Terry Fox
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#19. I'm such a jerk; it had never occurred to me that when we look at a photo from the front, the eyes reproduce exactly the position and the vision of the lens; it's these things that are taken for granted and it never occurs to anyone to think about them. - Author: Julio Cortazar
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#20. You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#21. You have to be courageous in life to allow a lightness to engage your being. It is easy to be a jerk. To be unhappy with all this weird stuff around us just seems to me to be such a waste. That's a jerk. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#22. People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. - Author: Rob Huebel
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#23. My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks ... - Author: Jack Germond
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#24. Know the quiet place within your heart and touch the rainbow of possibility; be alive to the gentle breeze of communication, and please stop being such a jerk. - Author: Garrison Keillor
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#25. Was after all a rather mature blossom, such as could be plucked from the stem only by a vigorous jerk. - Author: Henry James
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#26. I usually never stay at the board after a game. Especially against Spassky. I made a dumb suggestion and he refuted it instantly! I know I'm going to have to play him some day and it was really stupid to look like such a jerk in front of him. - Author: Bobby Fischer
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#27. And then you get some jerk for a boss. And you think, 'I wish God was my boss. That would be awesome. He wouldn't care about my sales sheet. He would care about my soul sheet.' Then you feel a little embarrassed because that was such a low-quality joke. - Author: Jon Acuff
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#28. Nan was shocked. "What a jerk! Mina, you must feel awful. He didn't try to take advantage of you, did he? I'm so mad- I want to go searching for him and give him a piece of my mind, and a kick in the rear. And Brody, why did you bring such a loser for Mina to date? - Author: Chanda Hahn
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#29. He's like the kid they use down in Louisiana as alligator bait. They tie him to the end of a rope and he walks out into the swamp. All the kid can do is hope they jerk the rope back in time. - Author: Michael Levine
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#30. Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable. - Author: Cameron Jace
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#31. I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk. - Author: Tift Merritt
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#32. How can you be so nice to me and how can you forgive me when I've been such a jerk?"
Maddy appears to think for a moment. "When you are reading a book and you finish a chapter, you don't keep re-reading the chapter you just finished. You move on to the next chapter to see what happens. - Author: Stephen Reid Andrews
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#33. He (life) got to his feet with a sudden jerk,
collected his blanket
and then darted away in such a great haste
that till this date, I've not seen him again. - Author: Suman Pokhrel
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#34. There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable. - Author: Lisa McMann
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#35. You're gay," wash stated.
Rhodes nodded, a short jerk of his head, dropping his gaze to his beer.
"As in, you-like-men gay."
Still eying his beer, Rhodes gave an affirmative shrug.
"As in, you like-to-fuck-men gay."
"Yes! - Author: Katie Allen
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#36. When it comes down to it, no matter how pious or like-minded he might be, a Christian jerk is still a jerk. - Author: Kevin Roose
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#37. These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. - Author: Tom Perrotta
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#38. On Dealing with Bullies "You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it." On - Author: Justin Halpern
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#39. What a diva!"
"Stupid, men can't be divas ... "
"Divo, then."
"That just sounds weird. Call him a jerk and be done with it. - Author: Lisa Mantchev
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#40. Just because you were inside me does not make us betrothed, you Neanderthal jerk. - Author: Kate Meader
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#41. And sometimes it's the very otherness of a stranger, someone who doesn't belong to our ethnic or ideological or religious group, an otherness that can repel us initially, but which can jerk us out of our habitual selfishness, and give us intonations of that sacred otherness, which is God. - Author: Karen Armstrong
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#42. I had a stupid crush on a guy who barely tolerated me most of the time. Was that the kind of girl I was? Pick the jerk over the nice guy? - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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#43. No. Sorry. You have spent months being the biggest jerk to me. You don't get to decide to like me one day and think I will forget that. I want someone to care for me like my dad cared for my mom. And you aren't him. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#44. I've got a dad thanks. Your just the jerk who knocked up my mum and left her to figure out what to do with a son who likes setting things on fire. - Adam Vasic - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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#45. I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from
you. And I want it to be something that even a coma can't make you
forget. - Author: Shelly Crane
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#46. Naked and fully aroused, they were both clearly ready to go, and Tate couldn't stop himself from spitting in his palm and starting to really jerk himself off. "You dirty fucker, - Author: Ella Frank
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#47. He's a jerk."

"No Luminista. He's a young man who loves you but doesn't know how to treat you right yet. You have to show him how. Show him that you can take what he dishes out without crumbling. That you're beautiful and strong, and he should lift you up, not tear you down. - Author: Ednah Walters
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#48. Upon her butler's announcing the arrival of Mr Ravenscar, Lady Mablethorpe, who had been dozing over a novel from the Circulating Library, sat up with a jerk, and raised a hand to her dishevelled cap. - Author: Georgette Heyer
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#49. Strigoi or not, I didn't trust him. He was a jerk, and I silently screamed at Lissa to get out of there, not that my screaming did much good. Stupid one-way bond. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#50. We get paid to hang out in this beautiful court! Four puppets on a string, just like those two up there (pointing to the two hanging puppets), waiting for someone to jerk them into life and make them talk. - Author: Luigi Pirandello
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#51. It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. - Author: Charlie Chaplin
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#52. Is being a jerk one of the five stages of grief? - Author: Lisa Schroeder
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#53. My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell. - Author: Kevin Spacey
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#54. I knew it," she snapped. "You're no different from all men. You're just another jerk pretending to be single! I didn't wanna wrap a lie into a Christmas present anyway. - Author: Maha Erwin
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#55. Happiness, when it comes, is stronger than all the jerk girls in Santo Domingo combined. - Author: Junot Diaz
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#56. I act like a jerk sometimes. - Author: Bill Murray
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