Straight Man Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 100 Straight Man Quotes

#1. You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say "dig" with a straight face without referring to the process of using a tool to remove dirt from the ground.) - Author: Jordan Sonnenblick
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#2. You're right, man! These
corndogs are crap! Drew yelled,
launching a corndog straight at JJ's
face. - Author: Miranda Kenneally
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#3. Look into the world
how often do you behold a sordid wretch, whose straight heart is open to no man's affliction, taking shelterbehind an appearance of piety, and putting on the garb of religion, which none but the merciful and compassionate have a title to wear. - Author: Laurence Sterne
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#4. The man was the finest preacher. He could make a frog stand up straight and get happy with Jesus. - Author: James McBride
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#5. A man who prides himself on going in a straight line through life is an idiot who believes in infallibility. - Author: Honore De Balzac
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#6. We cannae just rush in, ye ken."
"Point o' order, Big Man. Ye can just rush in. We always just rush in."
"Aye, Big Yan, point well made. But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush oout again straight awa'. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#7. One day is enough for a man to know all happiness. My dear ones, why do we quarrel, try to outshine each other and keep grudges against each other? Let's go straight into the garden, walk and play there, love, appreciate each other and glorify life. - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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#8. If there is confusion in your head and in your heart, what more do you want! A man who no longer loves and no longer errs should have himself buried straight away. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#9. The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#10. PICKERING:Excuse the straight question, Higgins. Are you a man of good character where women are concerned?
HIGGINS [moodily]:Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned? - Author: George Bernard Shaw
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#11. Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it. - Author: Mark Twain
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#12. Above these universal themes 'Truth Will Set U Free' is also a song composed for those who were born gay. I am a straight man so I do not profess to understand or know what a LGBT person experiences but I do recognize injustice when I see it. - Author: Corey Hart
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#13. The straight line, a respectable optical illusion which ruins many a man. - Author: Victor Hugo
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#14. I'm 23 but I got a brain like I'm 32 man, switched the numbers around. Smart kid too, straight-A student, I was just a class clown. - Author: Adrien Broner
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#15. Can you tell a plain man the road to heaven? Certainly, turn at once to the right, then go straight forward. - Author: William Wilberforce
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#16. Whether we are rich or poor, young or old, man or woman, straight or gay: all of us are called to our own brand of personal holiness. - Author: James Martin
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#17. I've given up on trying to explain myself, or trying to set the record straight, or trying to get people to understand what I'm really like as a man, outside of my acting, outside of my job. - Author: Bruce Willis
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#18. I have two sons now. And just being on the road all the time - I was on the road for about five years straight, and at some point, something clicks inside your head and you think, "Man, I've got to figure out what's going on inside myself," as far as my personal faith. - Author: Mason Jennings
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#19. Straight Man: But my daughter belongs to a talk show generation that seems to be losing the ability to discriminate between public and private woes. - Author: Richard Russo
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#20. Every sitcom needs their straight man or straight woman. - Author: Aarti Mann
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#21. What do you most wish for, Izzy?"
"Herbs and salads, and fish straight from the river. A man needs no more than such pleasures. - Author: Mary Novik
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#22. It was the first smile of my life. Of course, that is a ridiculous thing to say; I had been smiled at often, the big man had smiled at me not a minute since. And yet I say: it was the first smile, because it was the first that ever went straight into me like a needle too thin to be seen. - Author: Carol Birch
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#23. To stand up straight and tread the turning mill,
To lie flat and know nothing and be still,
Are the two trades of man; and which is worse
I know not, but I know that both are ill. - Author: A.E. Housman
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#24. And that's what's wrong with the world.." "Man, woman, straight, gay. There's nothing wrong with wanting someone. We're all adults. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#25. On a pitch black, starless night, a solitary man was trudging along the main road from Marchiennes to Montsou, ten kilometres of cobblestones running straight as a die across the bare plain between fields of beet. - Author: Emile Zola
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#26. Joe Jackson is a great man. The problem that people have with my father is that he tells it like it is. He's just straight up and doesn't beat around the bush. Tough love. - Author: Tito Jackson
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#27. A man walks the straight and narrow all his life; he follows the rules, stays within the lines; then one day he makes a misstep. He crosses a line and sets in motion a chain of events that will take from him everything he has and damn him forever in the eyes of those he loves. - Author: Greg Iles
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#28. I challenge a man to a duel before allowing him near me, and then I take an arrow, dip it in poison, and drive it straight through his heart ... But that's on a good day ... when I purr and feel delightfully amorous. No need to mention what I'd do on a bad one. - Author: Donna Lynn Hope
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#29. Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight - Author: Mark Twain
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#30. I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show ... What straight black man sits there and watches the Oscars? Show me one. And they don't recognize comedy, and you don't see a lot of black people nominated, so why should I watch it? - Author: Chris Rock
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#31. A man can be drawn across the room with the simplicity of a smile. That's why your pearly whites should always be straight and shiny. I think most of my clients are drawn to a fun, flirty nature in a woman. The problem is, most women do not often feel fun and flirty. - Author: Patti Stanger
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#32. [...]he's a man you'd be proud to bring home to mom.
Gay or straight.
Unfortunately, if your mother is anything like mine, you'd probably never get him back out of her house. - Author: Adrienne Wilder
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#33. In our industrial and social system the interests of all men are so closely intertwined that in the immense majority of cases a straight-dealing man who by his efficiency, by his ingenuity and industry, benefits himself must also benefit others. - Author: Edmund Morris
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#34. Be cheerful, also, and seek not external help, nor the peace which others give. A man must stand straight, and not be kept straight by others. - Author: Marcus Aurelius
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#35. God's the seamtress that tailor-fitted my pain yo I got scriptures in my brain I can spit at yo dane straight the good book, look, niggas is shook 50 fear no man, warrior swing swords like conana - Author: Curtis Jackson
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#36. Processionalism is primary - how you get from one place to another, the relationships and effects of spaces as you move about in them. That's worked out awfully well in the State Theater. I'm a 'straight-in' man myself; I'm too nervous, I like to know where I am. I also like to know where I'm going. - Author: Philip Johnson
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#37. I just think that gay men have much better taste than any straight man I have met. I have never gotten any grief about having a good time, being unapologetic, and irreverent from a gay man. - Author: Kesha
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#38. God created a path to his kingdom that is simple and straight. The obstacles that stand between you and God were created by man. - Author: Jean Charest
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#39. Cat, gray tabby, calm, watches large, black ant. Man, rapt, stands staring at cat and ant. Ant advances along path. Ant halts, baffled. Ant back-tracks fast - straight at cat. Cat, alarmed, backs away. Man, standing, staring, laughs. Ant changes path again. Cat, calm again, watches again. - Author: Lydia Davis
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#40. Because of the myth of progress, it is much easier to sell a man an electric razor than a straight-edged one. - Author: Jacques Ellul
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#41. Living inside me is a straight guy, a lesbian, a gay man, a straight chick, and a couple of bisexuals and they all get an equal amount of play time. - Author: Ily Goyanes
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#42. A wise man thus seeks not a straight path, but one that is the shortest or most convenient. The idea is to reach your goal comfortably and quickly rather than wasting your time in finding 'Which is the straightest path? - Author: Awdhesh Singh
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#43. The idea of the straight man is very important. But I'd rather it be somebody else, because it's not as fun. And when I say somebody else, of course I mean Jason Bateman. He's born to play boring characters because he's such a bore. He's one of the most boring human beings. - Author: Will Arnett
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#44. He'd say "I love you" to every man in the squad before rolling out, say it straight, with no joking or smart-ass lilt and no warbly Christian smarm in it either, just that brisk declaration like he was tightening the seat belts around everyone's soul. - Author: Ben Fountain
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#45. And here's why it worked: man or woman, gay, straight, bisexual, you name it, we all just want to be teased. - Author: Taylor Jenkins Reid
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#46. Man, the feeling of the make is something that I can't put to words, it's the very best feeling in the world. I just chase that, it's a very real feeling and straight up, I am addicted to it. - Author: Jeremy Jones
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#47. Chris O'Dowd is a very special talent. He's one of those very, very rare actors who can be the clown, or he can be the straight man playing off the clown, in a scene. - Author: Jim Piddock
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#48. Very whitely still The lilies of our lives may reassure Their blossoms from their roots, accessible Alone to heavenly dews that drop not fewer; Growing straight out of man's reach, on the hill. God only, who made us rich, can make us poor. - Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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#49. Right angles don't attract me. Nor straight, hard and inflexible lines created by man. - Author: Oscar Niemeyer
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#50. Viola had a smile that could make the heavens open. She also had a frown of such scorn, it could send a man straight to hell. - Author: Laura Lee Guhrke
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#51. The Pawn moves only one square at a time, and that straight forward, except in the act of capturing, when it takes one step diagonally to the right or left file on to the square occupied by the man taken, and continues on that file until it captures another man. - Author: Howard Staunton
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#52. I am willing to remain and play the man's game if there are not enough boats for more than the women and children. Tell my wife I played the game straight out and to the end. No woman shall be left aboard this ship because Ben Guggenheim is a coward. - Author: Benjamin Guggenheim
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#53. GRANDMA: Are you a gay?
ORPHEUS: I am straight. I'm definitely dating a girl, gran. Do you think she's a man?
*She laughs*
ORPHEUS' BRAIN: Thank god she took it as a joke. I would have been executed on the town square for such a rude back answer. - Author: Scarlett Brukett
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#54. Feel no fear before the multitude of men, do not run in panic,
but let each man bear his shield straight toward the fore-fighters,
regarding his own life as hateful and holding the dark spirits of death as dear as the radiance of the sun. - Author: Tyrtaeus
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#55. Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because he was the only candidate who could say the words, 'George W. Bush think tank' with a straight face. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#56. A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#57. I, I am my own woman. I have not been, quote, 'bred' to look the other way. I look at that man back there in the green room straight on, eyes wide open, and I look at him with an open heart. - Author: Maria Shriver
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#58. A gay man can be friends with a straight man. That can happen. - Author: Steve Guttenberg
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#59. When the virus of restlessness begins to take possession of a wayward man, and the road away from Here seems broad and straight and sweet, the victim must first find himself a good and sufficient reason for going. - Author: John Steinbeck
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#60. I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, Help! Help! Help! so I said, Help? Help? Help? And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned. - Author: George Burns
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#61. You thought wrong. I'm a new man, bein's I'm in lurve and all. I'm a softer, more understanding man. A kinder, gentler - " Deacon snorted. "Fuck. I couldn't even say that shit with a straight face. - Author: Lorelei James
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#62. Drag shows are one of my favorite things in the world. As a straight man I love going to gay bars. People at gay bars just love to dance. - Author: Steve Kazee
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#63. When you're a young man, Macbeth is a character part. When you're older, it's a straight part. - Author: Laurence Olivier
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#64. Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you. - Author: Anna Quindlen
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#65. It is not the right angle that attracts me, nor the straight line, hard and inflexible, created by man. What attracts me is the free and sensual curve - the curve that I find in the mountains of my country, in the sinuous course of its rivers, in the body of the beloved woman. - Author: Oscar Niemeyer
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#66. A man may be as straight as an arrow, but even then he will have some critics. - Author: Umar
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#67. I have never seen a man lost who was on a straight path. - Author: Saadi
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#68. Never has man reached his destination by persistence in deviation from the straight path. - Author: Mahatma Gandhi
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#69. Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. - Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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#70. One should never lose hope. Homosexuality can strike any straight man at any age. - Author: Roger Peyrefitte
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#71. According to Herodotus, the ancient Persians felt that what was necessary in the background of a young man entering adulthood was his ability to ride, shoot straight, and speak the truth. Perhaps we should now grant our college degrees to young men who measure up to that standard. - Author: Jeff Cooper
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#72. I realize that I am powerless to resist him. There's nothing I can do; this man has a GPS navigation system that takes him straight to the center of my heart. - Author: Carole Matthews
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#73. But what [Gansey] said was, "I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games. This isn't just for Blue, either. All of us."
Ronan said, "I'm always straight."
Adam replied, "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told."
Blue said, "Okay. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#74. The anarchic is the true divine state of man in the end as in the beginning; but in between it would lead us straight to the devil and his kingdom. - Author: Sri Aurobindo
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#75. The old white man didn't look into your eyes, he looked clear through your eyes, and straight to the inside of the back of your head. 'Instead of runnin from pain, which is the natural thing in life, in boxing you step to it, get me? - Author: F.X. Toole
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#76. The Wise Man is square but not sharp, honest but not not malign, straight but not severe, bright but not dazzling. - Author: Lao-Tzu
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#77. Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different. - Author: Sarah Michelle Gellar
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#78. You're Mara, you're sweet, you're beautiful and I will not forget until the day I die how beautiful it felt to slide inside you with you wrapped around me, see your eyes get wet and know straight in my gut that you felt how beautiful it was too. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#79. The first man stepped up to the open door. All the men had been ordered to look out at the horizon, not straight down, for obvious psychological reasons. - Author: Stephen E. Ambrose
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#80. It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. - Author: Martha Plimpton
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#81. Why are all gay men understanding and compassionate?"
"Pfft." I arced an eyebrow at her. "They're not, trust me. Its a myth."
"A straight man wouldn't understand cramps, mood swings, backaches, not to mention the price of tampons ... - Author: Zathyn Priest
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#82. Religion theme aside, most of the time I'm in some sort of comedy and I'm a straight man and it's really just, let's wind this guy up and see him explode. - Author: Colin Hanks
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#83. I've worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn't be considered strange [to have confidence] at all. - Author: Mindy Kaling
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#84. My argument against God was that the universe seemed so cruel and unjust. But how had I got this idea of just and unjust? A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of a straight line. What was I comparing this universe with when I called it unjust? - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#85. Straight men need to be emasculated ... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. - Author: Madonna Ciccone
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#86. Theo McLean, fact examiner. If I were harsh, I'd say he was a nerd, but it's not cool to put someone down with labels. But man, he was a nerd. He was smart too. Straight-A smart. Except for gym. - Author: D.J. MacHale
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#87. Don't let these tattoos fool you. I'm straight edge. I'm a man of great discipline; I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs ... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C ... M ... Punk. - Author: CM Punk
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#88. I'd love to do a comedy. I'd love to do a two-hander like the old Leathal Weapon movies. I love those, like an action comedy with the straight man and the funny man. I'd love to do one of those. Just got to find one, find a funny man that wants to do one with me. - Author: Jason Statham
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#89. A poet might die at twenty-one, a revolutionary or a rock star at twenty four. But after that you assume everything's going to be all right. you've made it past Dead Man's Curve and you're out of the tunnel, cruising straight for your destination down a six lane highway whether you want it or not. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#90. I know you love how I make it all go away:
all the joy, all the pain, all thoughts in your brain.
For the price of your soul, I will hold your heart in my talons.
For three summers straight you've been my sweet eye candy;
and no one will ever, ever, take you away from me. - Author: Say Anything, Skinny Mean Man
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#91. It is not proper for man's life to be a circle, she thought, or a string of circles dropping off like zeros behind him - man's life must be a straight line of motion from goal to farther goal, each leading to the next and to a single growing sum. - Author: Ayn Rand
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#92. This boy - this man - was asking for the moon and the stars. And I was willing to shoot us straight off the map. And offer him the entire universe. - Author: Christina Lee
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#93. Said the straight man to the late man
Where have you been
I've been here and I've been there
And I've been in between
I talk to the wind
My words are all carried away
I talk to the wind
The wind does not hear
The wind cannot hear - Author: King Crimson
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#94. All men are homosexual, some turn straight. It must be very odd to be a straight man because your sexuality is hopelessly defensive. It's like an ideal of racial purity. - Author: Derek Jarman
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#95. I've learned when you drink Absolut straight, it burns enough to give my chest hairs a perm. - Author: Method Man
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#96. To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, is a keen observer of life. The word Intellectual suggests straight away. A man who's untrue to his wife. - Author: W. H. Auden
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#97. I have nothing to complain about.. except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can be butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man. - Author: Rupert Everett
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#98. From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Author: Immanuel Kant
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#99. I think every rapper should know how to sing, like a little bit. I mean common man it'll make your rapping better straight up. - Author: SonReal
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#100. We didn't ever want 'Tarzan' to feel like he was just a man. We didn't want him to stand up straight or wave good-bye. We wanted to make sure he always had that piece of gorilla in him, that he always had an animal attitude about him. - Author: Kevin Lima
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