Top 100 Something Stupid Quotes
#1. It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.
Ted Turner
#2. Sitting here now today, I can forgive a lot of the English people because it only takes a hand full of bad people to do something stupid like that and it can make the whole country look bad.
Marvin Hagler
#3. Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.
P. J. O'Rourke
#4. Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
Rosie O'Donnell
#5. Susan's fingers wandered, and her eyes sparkled. "Your mouth says no," she purred, "but this says yes."
I went up on my toes, and swallowed, trying to keep my balance and get her hand off me at the same time. "That thing is always saying something stupid," I told her.
Jim Butcher
#6. I think I was probably that kid in the neighborhood who you could expect once or twice a year to be knocking on your door trying to sell you something stupid.
Andrew Mason
#7. Teams want me to do something stupid. You want to get to the point where nothing affects you, where you control them.
Blake Griffin
#8. Breathe, rabbit. I'll only hurt you if you do something stupid."
I cleared my throat "Define stupid".
When his lips pulled back, I flinched, only to realize that I'd amused him.
"Have you been locked in a tower your whole life?
Kat Falls
#9. She'd wanted to know that he cared about her enough to stop her doing something stupid
Becca Fitzpatrick
#10. And it seemed to me, too, that I've always been afraid when I was in the company of people ... afraid of saying something stupid ... afraid of being laughed at.
L.M. Montgomery
#11. If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan
#12. Make yourself do something stupid so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad
Mark Hoppus
#13. Only for practical reasons. To find out if I said something stupid in an interview. So I can limit the damage.
Robert Pattinson
#14. It's an old Camorri tradition for when a bunch of people are planning something stupid," said Locke. "Actually, we have a lot of traditions for that. You'll find out
Scott Lynch
#15. He looked as pained as I felt at that moment, and I figured we were dancing around something way more dangerous than the roof of my apartment building. If I didn't change the focus, one of us was bound to do something stupid, and soon.
Probably me.
T. Torrest
#16. Nobody ever commits a crime without doing something stupid.
Oscar Wilde
#17. Uncle Stash said you didn't have to be crazy to to do something stupid, just young.
Lori Lansens
#18. Maybe I find him ... interesting. Attractive in an uptight sort of way. But that won't keep me from killing him if he does something stupid - like try to double-cross us. That is something thats nonnegotiable, no matter how much fuck potential he might have.
Jennifer Estep
#19. Ten to one it's Syn's stupid ass needing something stupid. (Nykyrian)
You're hung up on that word, aren't you? (Kiara)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#20. It's cool to have parents and family who will always tell me the truth no matter what. They'll tell me if I'm doing something stupid!
Jordin Sparks
#21. Mum liked to say that some things happen for a reason, that sometimes obstacles were there to stop you from doing something stupid.
Maggie Stiefvater
#22. Life is too short not to start something stupid.
Richie Norton
#23. Alex direly wanted to try something stupid, but he wasn't about try anything stupid under these circumstances. He'd wait till he won their confidence, till they gave him a lot more initiative and leeway. Then he'd try something stupid.
Bruce Sterling
#24. Hell, we my end up killing each other over something stupid next week. It's a possibility. But all I do know is what I feel for you isn't going anywhere.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#25. Great! I've written something stupid, but I haven't signed a contract with anyone to produce solely wise and perfect works. I gave vent to my stupidity ... and here I am, reborn.
Witold Gombrowicz
#26. I don't know how to speak to celebrities. Every time I talk to Alan Menken, I say something stupid and I have to apologize.
Kara Lindsay
#27. Talent deserves to be honored. Hands deserve to be slapped if you do something stupid as well, but don't take it too far.
Patrick Swayze
#28. I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it by doing something stupid.
Pat McAfee
#29. When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic," I said. "When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.
Jim Butcher
#30. Nobody likes a bore on a soapbox. Humor is always the best defense and weapon. If you can make an idiot laugh, they'll at least pause and listen before they do something stupid . . . to you.
John Waters
#31. I never professed to be perfect. I do something wrong or something stupid, I laugh at myself.
John Madden
#32. Women have bitchfests when their men do something stupid. They get together to dicuss us, compare notes and sympathize. She has to have enough chocolate to share
Robin Kaye
#33. Am I too late?" Caleb asked as he joined them. "Did he do something stupid?"
"Yeah. On both counts." Tristan stalked past Nick.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#34. If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.
Homer
#35. I get nervous before everything - dates, filming, award shows. I just don't want to say something stupid. But as soon as I step out on that stage, or as soon as I show up to a date, it all goes away, and I just have a great time with whoever I'm with.
Taylor Lautner
#36. Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!
Ralph Royce
#37. If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.
Nicole Polizzi
#38. Even if you fail or do something stupid, if you can laugh in the end, that's all that matters.
Kei Kanai
#39. Here is a relationship booster
that is guaranteed to
work:
Every time your spouse or lover says something stupid
make your eyes light up as if you
just heard something
brilliant.
Rumi
#40. The fear of saying something stupid (which stupid people never have) has censored far more good ideas than bad ones.
Alain De Botton
#41. You know when something feels so good but you're afraid to feel good about it? So you kinda hold back? Everyone says, Congratulations, you must be so happy. And you say something stupid like, I'm just doing what little I can with what little I have.
Vin Diesel
#42. If you borrow money to make money, you've done something magical. On the other hand, if you go into debt to pay your bills or buy something you want but don't need, you've done something stupid. Stupid and short-sighted and ultimately life-changing for the worse ...
Seth Godin
#43. I wish I could take back every interview. Over and over again, I read them later, and either I'm misquoted or I said something stupid. I'm just not very good at it.
Chloe Sevigny
#44. When you say something stupid, gloss over it with superfast talking and maybe no one'll notice.
Cynthia Lord
#45. A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done.
Richard Ayoade
#46. Annabeth's face, her blond hair and gray eyes, the way she laughed, threw her arms around him, and gave him a kiss whenever he did something stupid.
She must have kissed me a lot, Percy thought.
Rick Riordan
#47. I don't think I've gotten any smarter, but your reflexes slow down before you do something stupid when you're older.
Kris Kristofferson
#48. I figured you'd come here and try to do something stupid." "I did nothing of the kind." "You don't consider ducking beneath that yellow tape stupid?" "Only if I'd gotten caught.
Jill Shalvis
#49. Take a note: it usually works better if you wait until I do something stupid before getting mad at me.
Patricia Briggs
#50. When your time came, it came, and that was that. You might say something smart on your way out, but you might just as easily say something stupid.
Mitch Albom
#51. Anybody who has a career is going to have to deal with a rumor in their time, or something that usually isn't true. I have a great team behind me and a family that supports me. I just care too much about my career. I have been working too long to let it slip away for something stupid.
Jesse McCartney
#52. My name is Alistair Theirin and I'm king of Ferelden. Long live the king, long may he reign! And so forth. Pray to the maker he doesn't do something stupid..
David Gaider
#53. Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.
Barney Stinson
#54. Our job, as actors, is to just try to be as accurate and as mindful of what the audience is going through and receiving and processing. If it's a situation where the character should look a little bit out of control or do something stupid, it's your job to act into that, in a believable way.
Jason Bateman
#55. Adrian. Adrian was alive, and he was at Oden's Ford. And no one had told her these four long years, because they thought she would do something stupid.
Cinda Williams Chima
#56. I knew her work very well and I knew that if she offered me a role in her movie, it wouldn't be something stupid. So I agreed to do the film before I read the script.
Beatrice Dalle
#57. That's my life. But I don't glorify violence, and I hate jail. The rap game saved me, man: I've got three children, and I wouldn't even think of putting my hand in somebody's pocket or doing something stupid now.
Black Rob
#58. Loneliness. Sometimes that awful feeling causes you to do something stupid.
Natsuo Kirino
#59. It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Sam Levenson
#60. If you have more money than your lifestyle, then you can either do something stupid or smart. That's not much of a choice. That's like saying, 'You are on the roof. you can either take the elevator, or you can jump.' That's not a choice.
Manoj Bhargava
#61. Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.
Dr. Seuss
#62. You say something stupid and the next morning you're in the headlines.
Barry Manilow
#63. You've got a better chance with me, Dru. Don't do something stupid again. If something happens, it's you and me against the world. Got it?
Lili St. Crow
#64. Reverse psychology is an awesome tool, I don't know if you guys know about it, but basically you can make someone think the opposite of what you believe, and that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.
Michael Scott
#65. A few things go through your mind when you do something stupid. Like, oh hell this was stupid, along with that moment of perfect clarity that this might be the last stupid thing you ever do.
Amelia Hutchins
#66. It's about the power of design and the power of the human spirit. It's above paying anybody to do something stupid for money like reality television does - like ambushing people.
Genevieve Gorder
#67. My temper began to rise
always a bad sign. I would probably end up doing something stupid.
Jasper Fforde
#68. You really can't explain how you do the things you do. I can't, anyway. I love certain actors, but sometimes they say the stupidest things about technique. I don't want to say something stupid.
Kirsten Dunst
#69. I'm okay," he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like "marry me.
Shelly Laurenston
#70. When I do something stupid with money and lose it ... I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am expert.
Dave Ramsey
#71. Don't ruin the moment by saying something stupid. There's elegance in things left unsaid.
Kurtis J. Wiebe
#72. Doing something stupid once is just plain stupid. Doing something stupid twice is a philosophy.
Dan O'Neill
#73. You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.
Maxwell Maltz
#74. Let me know if you're going to do something stupid, kid, 'cause I'll ditch you like that.
Alexander Gordon Smith
#75. No matter what you feel is holding you back in life, you can attempt anything.
Repeat that motivational cup sentence until it gets in your gut and doesn't sound like something stupid on a Hallmark card, because it is the basis for anything that will make you happy in this world.
Felicia Day
#76. I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead, it slowly hits you with light and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up. I already have one of those.. it's called a window.
Jay Leno
#77. Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.
Charles Barkley
#78. With so much chaos, someone will do something stupid. And when they do, things will turn nasty
Alan Moore
#79. It always seemed to me that white people were judged as individuals. But if a Negro did something stupid or wrong, it was held against all of us.
Annie Elizabeth Delany
#80. Doing something stupid and reckless is not a better proof of your love than doing something measured and powerful.
Robin Hobb
#81. Vee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.
Becca Fitzpatrick
#82. I looked at Rachel. "You're not going to do anything stupid, are you? I mean ... you talked to Chiron, right?"
She managed a faint smile. "You're worried about me doing something stupid?
Rick Riordan
#83. Just as the results of inebriety are most painful to the habitually sober, and just as the greatest saints have often been the greatest sinners, so, when the first class brain does something stupid, the stupidity of that occasion is colossal.
Stanley Baldwin
#84. I'm not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can't afford to be suspended for a game or do something stupid to get me kicked out of a playoff game.
LeBron James
#85. Every once in a while you just have to decide to do something very crazy and very right
just to dare yourself to live. I don't mean doing something stupid and destructive
just something fun and good and beautiful.
Regina Doman
#86. Doing something brave is much like saying something stupid. You rarely plan on it happening.
Brandon Sanderson
#87. I had an unfortunate habit of allowing my anger to blind me. An extremely unfortunate habit. Glate knew that, and he knew how to stop me from doing something stupid. He was my sense of reality in a world thrown off balance. But he wasn't here now.
Nicole Sobon
#88. I only have so much willpower, Helen," he whispered. "And since you apparently sleep in the most ridiculously transparent tank top I've ever seen, I'm going to have to ask you to get under the covers before I do something stupid.
Josephine Angelini
#89. Okay," I said, clasping her hand. "I swear it. The next time I do something stupid that might get me killed, you can come along.
Richelle Mead
#90. You can say something stupid with an incredible heartfelt sentiment and for some reason, it might be insanely powerful.
Matt Corby
#91. The knowledge that I could hurt him if I needed to-if I wanted to-gave me a heady feeling of power.
It probably wasn't healthy.
Still, if he did something stupid and forced me to drain him, well, I wouldn't cry about it.
Kiersten White
#92. Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards.
Perry Brass
#93. People in the outside world said something stupid with their every breath, and when they didn't talk their radios filled the gap with the copied voices of people singing the same songs over and over.
Chuck Palahniuk
#94. You can get famous for doing something stupid and empty, but you do something stupid and empty and you're already famous, you lose your career.
Billy Bob Thornton
#95. My dad shaped the footballing side of me, and Mum shaped me as a person. I've always been very close to her - we've only ever had one argument, and that was over something stupid when I was 13.
Frank Lampard
#96. Every time we pretend to know something, we are doing the same: protecting our own reputation rather than promoting the collective good. None of us want to look stupid, or at least overmatched, by admitting we don't know an answer.
Steven D. Levitt
#97. You can be slum-born and slum-bred and still achieve something worth while; but it is a stupid inverted snobbishness to be proud of it. If one had a right to be proud of anything, it would be of a continued decent tradition back of one.
Katharine Fullerton Gerould
#98. Whenever I'd get howlin' over something, he'd grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my head would get banged up along the way, but she said it
was probably bein' dunked under water that made me stupid.
Cole Alpaugh
#99. Dammit, woman! You're scent, your stupid bloody delicious scent lingering in every crevice of my body and my wardrobe, driving me nearly mad. Do you know what it's like to want something so badly, to have it so close, and still feel that it's out of your reach? Out of control?
Delilah S. Dawson
#100. Religion is designed for stupid people. Science is designed for stupid people who are embarrassed by their stupidity, who want to do something about it.
Paul Lutus
