Shitload Quotes

#1. Russia," Emilio would say, "is full of frozen, heartless pricks. If you wanna beat 'em, you gotta be able to tough it out in their kinda conditions. So basically, you gotta know how to not bust your ass on a shitload of ice while half frozen and drunk.

Santino Hassell

#2. On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo's computer as a shitload.

Sorin Suciu

#3. There are a shitload of songs about being in love with someone who doesn't love you back and I talk about weed and my cat and being lazy a lot.

Bethany Cosentino

#4. With a bassy thump and a smell like burnt sulfur, Shitload farted himself far into the air.

David Wong

#5. When a friendship crumbles, there are only really two things that can bring it back: a shitload of time, or a sincere apology.

Dahlia Adler

#6. I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

Zach Galifianakis

#7. Where are you at? Burnett's voice boomed out of her phone into the car. Della picked up a shitload of tension, but decided to ignore it and hope it was just the vampire's normal I'm-worried-therefore-I-roar voice.

C.C. Hunter

#8. It's interesting because First Wives Club was the first movie that made a shitload of money that starred all women over a certain age. That was a milestone that made you think, "Oh, things are going to change."

Winona Ryder

#9. Today, philanthropy is a very unsophisticated, old world process where people who make a shitload of money go and give it away and when they're making their money, they're focused on 10x, 100x returns on the dollar.

Peter Diamandis

#10. Cause nothing said lovin' like a shitload of motion detectors.

J.R. Ward

#11. I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.

Joe Rogan

#12. She gave me her jewelry and a shitload of money, but only gave Marilyn and Sofia a token, which pissed them off big time but they'd always been mean to her and I hadn't, so fuck them.

Kristen Ashley

#13. Why does everybody thing things are always contractual? I saw a shitload of questions and thought "better keep these answers short or I'll never get to all of these".

Rob Zombie

#14. I think when we sleep, the world belongs to everyone still awake. Which means a shitload of the world belongs to Craig.
~Lio

Hannah Moskowitz

#15. Shitload said, "His name is Korrok the Slavemaster from the eighth plane, also known in some realms as Baa'aaa'aaa'aab and in others as the Lord Zanthk All-Bzzki'l Shadd'uuul'l L'luuu'ddahs L'ikzzb-lla Khtnaz.

David Wong

#16. I read in one of the gardening books that manure was very good for soil, so I had a shitload delivered.

Kaaron Warren

#17. he was going to go to Jane's house and pull some romantic shit. He wasn't sure what, maybe like flowers or something. Well, flowers and him installing that security system. 'Cause nothing said lovin' like a shitload of motion detectors. God,

J.R. Ward

#18. V shook his head. "Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How'd you like that anywhere near a female you loved?"
Butch put down the Bud without drinking from it. His eyes traveled over Rhage's body.
"We're going to need a shitload of steel," the human muttered.

J.R. Ward

#19. You don't stockpile guns because 'you never know'. You stockpile guns because you do know. And while you may be wrong, your shitload of guns says you no longer welcome debate on the subject.

Eric Sennevoight

#20. Then he, Luke, Mace, Lee, Hank and Eddie (not to mention Tex and Duke) took off, each one wearing a scary-angry look on their face. In about ten minutes there was no more noise and they all came back with a shitload of confiscated fireworks.

Kristen Ashley

#21. It took me a long time to expect more from myself. To see that being vulnerable takes a shitload more strength than being closed off and sullen.

Leisa Rayven

#22. There's a shitload of insufferable know-it-all hipsters who will work for next to nothing for the privilege of condescending to customers about their musical knowledge.

Christopher Moore

#23. I've gotten to hang out with Elmo, I'm the Fairy Shoeperson on 'Sesame Street'. So hopefully our kids will get to see and hear me as much as they're able.

Neil Patrick Harris

#24. He who understands one thing understands everything, for the same laws are in all.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#25. I walked beside the woman I had killed last week and tried to hold up my end of a conversation about cats. There

Richard K. Morgan

#26. There's something very dreamlike about film, and I will always be very fascinated by that, and I'm always tempted to go in that direction.

David Chase

#27. Honey poured over thunder.

George R R Martin

#28. There is a polish for everything that takes away rust, and the polish for the heart is the remembrance of God.

Muhammad

#29. A piece of simple goodness
a letter gushing from the heart; a beautiful unstudied vindication of the worth and untiring sweetness of human nature
a record of the invulnerability of man, armed with high purpose, sanctified by truth.

Douglas William Jerrold

#30. A translucent person appears to glow as if from the inside. It's as though they've been lit up from inside and they appear to emit light.

Arjuna Ardagh

#31. This was the photograph, I knew, that had already burned its way into my dreams and my shadows, into that part of my mind that I have no control over. Its image would reappear in all its wanton cruelty for the rest of my life, particularly when I was least prepared for it.

Dennis Lehane