Sex Tape Funny Quotes

#1. You can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say.

Willie Nelson

#2. I think that things are poetic when they don't have a boundary. Without rules. My life is poetic.

Mark Gonzales

#3. Listen, I've been pretty fortunate. And if I've been underrated, it's actually been something I've been able to work with; I can surprise people. It sets me up to exceed expectations, so I don't mind.

Brad Pitt

#4. We must find out for ourselves that inside us is a god or goddess in embryo that wants to be born so that we can express our divinity.

Deepak Chopra

#5. My dream is to save women from nature.

Christian Dior

#6. You have to organize, organize, organize, and build and build, and train and train, so that there is a permanent, vibrant structure of which people can be part.

Ralph E. Reed Jr.

#7. You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.

J. Richard Singleton

#8. Music is the love child birthed from the boundless freedom found in dreams and the rapturous opposition faced in life; for that, we should be so grateful for both the light and the dark.

Dave Matthes

#9. Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

Woody Allen

#10. It is clear to all that the animal organism is a highly complex system consisting of an almost infinite series of parts connected both with one another and, as a total complex, with the surrounding world, with which it is in a state of equilibrium.

Ivan Pavlov

#11. A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad.

Lenny Kravitz

#12. No one will ever argue that someone could have played Helen Keller better than Patty Duke. It was an incredibly demanding role and I don't think anyone can argue that it was a false performance.

Richard Masur

#13. The ordinary American is the opposite of a cynic. He is on the average more of a believer and a defender of the faith in humanity than the rest of the Occidentals. It is a relatively important matter to him to be true to his own ideals and to carry them out in actual life.

Gunnar Myrdal

#14. By going one step further back in thought, discordant opinions are reconciled by being seen to be two extremes of one principle, and we can never go so far back as to preclude a still higher vision.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#15. In reality, as their theological roots demonstrate, human rights are only law contaminated by morality.

Alain De Benoist

#16. Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Natasha Leggero