Sex Drive Funny Quotes

#1. Bella. You were always my soul.

Lora Leigh

#2. When people who are songwriters say 'That's my property and if you give it away for free then I'll lose my incentive,' then, well, good riddance.

Ian MacKaye

#3. Maybe we should've stayed like that, just hanging out. Maybe we never should've kissed those Keeley boys.

Jeri Smith-Ready

#4. It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own.

Haruki Murakami

#5. Gutman smiled benignly at him and said: Well, Wilmer, I'm sorry indeed to lose you, and I want you to know that I couldn't be any fonder of you if you were my own son; but - well, by Gad! - if you lose a son it's possible to get another - and there's only one Maltese falcon.

Dashiell Hammett

#6. Love was not a comfortable feeling. No wonder I tried to avoid it.

Fabian Black

#7. In 1968, I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry, and unhappy like we do..

Cesar Chavez

#8. Lili lili birdbath
sitting on a dirtpath
minnow sat on the rim and drank
slipped and in the water she sank

Khaled Hosseini

#9. Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~

Lucian Bane

#10. I'm a worrywart, so I'm always a bit more stressed out than I should be or wish I was.

David Nail

#11. Maybe that's why I love photography, which is, when you think about it, the ability to sinfke out a detail and focus on it.

Emily O'Beirne

#12. There are two infinities in this world: God up above, and down below, human baseness.

Jules De Goncourt

#13. When he opens his arms and holds you close tonight, it just won't feel right. 'Cause I can love you More Than This. When he lays you down, I might just die inside. It just don't feel right, 'cause I can love you More Than This.

One Direction

#14. Be rather like a strong, big old tree, firmly anchored in your soil, deeply rooted, knowing yourself, knowing what you are anchored into, which is Source and Truth, and no currents from the outside world, no matter how strong, have any sway over you.

Maha Devi Li Ra La

#15. Democracy can't be just for billionaires and corporations.

Hillary Clinton

#16. I don't have sex drive ... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.

Louis C.K.

#17. Live for yourself. Love those around you - but realise they have their own agendas.

Alex Gaskarth

#18. Suffering is key to inspiration.

Chuck Palahniuk